purplehawke

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Goddess of Self-Righteousness and God of Sunken Cost Fallacy.

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poor baby sad baby :(

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I used your wisdom as a weapon...

and it broke you.

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A little girl in peasant dress, playing with a cat (Peder Severin Krøyer, 1880)

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I'll never be over the fact that Nevarra is Weekend-at-Bernie's-ing its literal monarch, and when Lucanis asks about why King Markus has survived his many, many, many assassination attempts, Emmrich (who knows damn well the guy's a corpse) keeps up the pretense with "oh he's just in great shape for his age :)"

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I barely go here, but the love story between Veilguard's two Grey Warden contacts is NUTS. What do you mean Evka found Antoine dying in a pool of Darkspawn blood and administered an emergency Joining in hopes of maybe saving his life, and it worked, and then they fell in love, and by the time of the game they're very happily married? What do you mean they each wrote the other a letter to be read in the case of the writer being Called, and in Antoine's he admits life as a Grey Warden has been worth it because it gave him Evka? And he ends the letter with "Je t'aimerai toujours" (I will always love you) making that the last thing she'd ever hear from him? While Evka's letter is in a cypher and thusly only for Antoine? Couple of all time I swear.

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I love you Anders but you really need to step up your game

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the “and now, i die.” line from rook during weisshaupt is one of the funniest lines in the game because it represent how much they are that guy (tm) that just showed up. they know how ridiculous it is that their trying to fight an elven vape cloud god and it’s neo pet. they just are like “well fuck it, we ball”

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sketches

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college aus are kinda crazy. they would not be doing all that. There's midterms

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🗡That will depend on the manner of your return 🏹

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she took my empire of dirt in the divorce

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JOHANNA HEZENKOSS & her hand Dragon Age: The Veilguard (2024) dev. BioWare

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The Muppets as Goncharov (1973)

the only goncharov remake I want is a muppets version

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『🐦‍⬛』 — dragon age: the veilguard scenery ; 3/?

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Ciri from the latest Witcher game trailer. I'm glad she's the next main character in the series :)

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Eminem isn’t violent, Slim Shady is. Get it right.