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Our 10000000 Mouthwash order from humans never arrived PONY EXPRESS SUCKS

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The picture I sent my mom:

The picture I sent my husband:

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mouthwashing dog au in which swansea owns 3 dogs 🐶🐶🐶

curly: golden retriever because of course he is. his previous owners shaved him (which you're not supposed to do to goldens), so his hair grew back in curlier than it should've.

anya: borzoi/afghan hound mix. she had to be a borzoi—the eyes called for it. she's also a trained service dog.

daisuke: pomeranian. he gives little yappy dog energy what can i say. he's still a puppy and can be quite the handful sometimes but swansea can never stay mad at that face.

had to include what i think swansea's dog form would be too of course. he's the most english bulldog kind of guy i've ever seen. it's the vibes.

EDIT: i guess i need to be clear that jimmy is the tennis ball and not an animal/living creature of any kind because he doesn't deserve it.

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storytime? story time part 1 of how my abusive coworker doomed us all

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the x-mansion kitchen has seen far too much.

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the x men brainrot is real and it got me

the silly boy!! Kurt!!!

ignore my handwriting lol

original that i'm referencing:

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a comic about fix-it fanfics

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& I will be cheering him on

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Mouthwashing X The Substance AU/Crossover

Both the movie and the game are currently my two new hyperfixations so I decided it would be a fun idea to create some kind of Crossover/Alternate Universe idea. I could see it going in two different ways.

Plot 1: Elisabeth Sparkle (Main Character of The Substance) is brought onto the Tulpar as a special guest due to her celebrity status. However, before leaving, she is told she is getting laid off from her acting gigs for being "too old." As she dreads the arrival of the return home, the ship crashes. The story goes on just the same, except that along with the boxes of Mouthwashing, is the black market serum she uses to create Sue (The younger more beautiful version of herself). This then, of course, changes the story!

Plot 2: Same as above but without Sue. This time, the crew (or select members) find the serum and use it to keep them from dying from Starvation/dehydration, not knowing what it's actually used for

I know this is a silly idea 😭 but I think it could potentially be kind of fun! For example, by using the substance on the burned Curly, he could regenerate a younger version of himself and be able to tell the crew what actually went down during the crash.

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i think if jessie and james teamrocket transitioned theyd just switch their names and call it a day. or this already happened. this is my one true belief

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Curly and Anya with their terrible sleeping schedules

vs.

Swansea — the guy that had been keeping his life together for 13 years now — with the perfect schedule 🥰🥰

Made this a while ago so a lot of people have already corrected me and said that the crew is only allowed 5 hours of sleep. Oh well, at least it’s just a headcanon.

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What is this? A crossover episode???