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Hi my name Jeff the killer and here’s my best friend tik tok toby

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As I always say “walk like a dead inside businessman with a meeting in five minutes”

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½ Bo Burnham’s shows: I’m gonna use my white male privilege to talk about these bad things that are happening in the world today and how these things often go ignored and how it’s shitty that these things get ignored because of the type of people that are victims to such circumstances.

½ of Bo Burnham’s shows: *Slamming keyboard keys in an upbeat tune* I fucking hate myself.

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You tell ‘em, Pit

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Grumpytits McGee but he’s punk now

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And though you’re dead and gone, believe me, your memory will carry on.

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💖Matthew is so precious💖

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Me as a kid: There’s no way Jessie and James are in their twenties! People have their shit together by then.

Me now: Wow okay yeah these broke disasters drowning in debt and picking up part-time gigs to supplement the meager pay from their crap job working for an evil boss are ONE THOUSAND PERCENT in their twenties, huh.

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seeing someone’s domesticated england: wow, i love how well maintained and sleek his eyebrows are! what product do you bath him with? and what a lovely, clean, and silky robe… does he know any spells?

seeing a feral england in the wild: absolutely running for my life because he smells the raw ground beef in my knapsack

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important otp question: who’s the one that points and stares at cool things when they’re hanging out together and who’s the one that stares fondly at their significant other while they’re distracted

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if tumblr shuts down feel free to follow me down into my cellar, i have some delicious wines and meads down there id like my mutuals to try.

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I have one (1) fear

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do you like the maryjewana?

I am a clean binch. I only smoke sausage on the grill.

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*grabs your hand* no… WE’RE back on our bullshit