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LOL I bought breakfast

cum for breakfast

student life

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Dude's guide to weight loss and muscle toning

-Get into a very sexually active relationship

-Do pressups each night

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Omfg hahahaha, some runty hipster kid as per >.

i think the only thing ill ever be proud of is one of my selfies being used as a emo porn site advertisement 

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Vibezing out with the dudes, yeah SICK.

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Anyone can appreciate the art in these things, even if the true purpose is cancerous and dirty

Corn Cobs With Style!

Thought I would post this here because these are just so cool!  I am part of an online forum and one of the other members posted some of the corn cob pipes with custom stems that he has made.  If anyone is interested in them head over to http://pipesmagazine.com/.  They are for sale!!!! Just talk to thesmokingdragon. 

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Holy shit this pipe is radical

GUYS MY DREAM CUSTOM ORDERED PIPE IS DONE. 

I AM FINALLY A MOON PRINCESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Made by DeMatteo Art

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His style is called 'the chill'

☯ ☯ ☯

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☼ Christian Wach and Kameron Brown with their Canvas Surfboards ☼

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@catherinelikescats you fucker

Chloe 1979

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I'm a lucky dude, not bragging, but dang

if you cut my face out of every picture, I want to fuck myself ♡

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DAYUM, this ma gurl MM

my tartan skirt with suspenders for £1.50

feeling like a swedish pornstar <3

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@catherinelikescats I'm weirdly fascinated by these trousers, they're sick

Chloe 1979

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These old Colt advertisements are so fucking rad!

Colt Automatic Pistol Adverts Pt.2

In 1900, Colt began marketing semi automatic pistols designed by John Browning, the first was the Colt Model 1900, this was followed by the Colt 1902, Colt 1903 and the Colt 1903 Pocket Hammerless.  These new ‘automatic pistols’ proved popular with the public and in these contemporary adverts, dating from the early 1900s, we can see how Colt capitalised on the new pistol’s impressive attributes.

In the first advert Colt cleverly link their new pistol to another modern marvel, the car.  Describing how a Colt automatic is the perfect defence against would-be attackers while you’re out for a drive, hailing the Colt as “a necessary part of an automobiles equipment nowadays.”  

The next two adverts focus heavily on the 1903 Hammerless’ safety features, explaining how the grip safety works and repeating again the slogan; “you can’t forget to make a Colt safe!”  The third, rather wordy, advert reads almost as a review explaining the pistol’s action and features. 

The fourth advert describes the pistol as a “gentleman’s arm” while focusing on the Colt 1903 Hammerless’ firepower, playing on the ‘automatic’ name it claims a rather ambitions seven rounds per second as the pistol’s rate of fire.  The advert focuses on the pistol’s flat, easily pocketable design and again on the weapon’s safety.

In the final advert Colt brings into question the reliability of man’s best friend, suggesting that your trusty old guard dog is no match for a ‘modern protector’ - the Colt pistol.  Arguing that the reader will have no more sleepless nights or false alarms with “a Colt in your home”. Interestingly, the imagery used in the advert subtly evokes the new weapon’s magazine capacity, far greater than any revolver, with a stack of rounds ready to be fired and a pile of empty cases being ejected at the bottom framing the advert.   At the end of the advert Colt boasts of how the pistol has been rigourously tested before being adopted by the US Government, as Samuel Colt once said: “government patronage is an advertisement, if nothing else.” 

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Part 1 and more vintage firearms adverts can be found here

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selfie game strong 

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Best answer EVAR

Are you gay bi of straight?

yes i am the legendary Gay Bi of Straight, here to reclaim the land that is rightfully my family’s from the allies

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Deer has become a plane

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SEXY CHOOBS

heh 69 socks and baseball top so tumblr so cute