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my favourite evolutionary trend is very unrelated animals saying “shit, lets go get huge and lumpy in the ocean” on multiple occasions

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American nutjob politicians will say stuff like: "We need climate change because tornadoes will carry us to heaven during the rapture! The terrorists are stealing Christmas!" and British politicians are like... you'll just casually find out they were 5 times asbestos eating champion of the Lower Prickwhiggle Club, their university entry interview consisted of throwing endangered toads at poor people from a bus, and everyone at their hometown knows them as that rich family whose Estate is the only remaining continuous bubonic plague vector since 1348 bc they traditionally wear squirrels for hats.

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do you even UNDERSTAND how it fucking feels to seen one of your favorite dinosaurs depicted in such a high production one of a kind documentaries, done SO well AND see it become everyone else’s favorite dinosaur too????? IT FEELS GREAT

GO GIRL GIVE US EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!

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tumblr tuesday: today, we celebrate every woman...

…whatever powers she may possess (@fionacreates):

…who feels things just as she should (@papaartistakabettyrose):

…whether she be the rescuer or the rescued (@vetyr):

…with hair that’s beautiful, everywhere (@stoffbergart):

…whatever journey she may be on (@jeniferprince):

…however many underestimate her (@refrigerator-art​):

…however she comes to be herself (@thetranspositivitycafe​):

…with or without a cape (@asknicorobean​):

…whether she be a goddess of the waning moon (@painted-maypole​):

…or a goddess of the waning year (@samticore​):

…who cares for her family, whatever shape that takes (@druidart​):

…who dreams (@strijkdesign​):

Have a good, safe International Women’s Day. You deserve it all.

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“The Seaman Egg.”

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Hi…he’s chirping.

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made some semi-educational sunfish memes since they’re my favorite animal rn

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Bootyshorts but they say “licensed under a creative commons attribution non-commercial sharealike 4.0 international license” across the ass

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Pro tip: you can use your horse to hide from guardians

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They’re in looooove

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me at macdonalds

cashier: hello sir wha t can i get for u today

me: yeah can i get uhh 4 piece buttermilk chicken tenders and uhhh large sprite

cashier: ok will that be all?

me:

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*sees meat at the store* oh my god they made the magnus archives into a real thing

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Reblog if you’re a traitor to your sisters 😔🤟

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No church in the w i l d

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STAR WARS: THE RISE OF SKYWALKER

fav or reblog if you save or use

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JJ abrams: and then they hug.. you kno like friends do

oscar: i got it :)