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Andy Samberg Shares His Rejected Golden Globes Jokes.

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im not INTERESTED anymore in seeing men’s perception of what female leisure time looks like, how we lounge around hairless and small and beautiful on our beds and couches in oversized shirts and lace underwear, unaware and unassuming and all the more beautiful for not Trying to be beautiful, i’m TIRED of it. even our most basic freedom of privacy, time alone with the self, has been butchered and ripped from us by the gaze of male photographers and artists

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Harry with goats 1.10.19

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A Cinderella Story (2004) dir. Mark Rosman

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shrek one: BEST

shrek two: the funniest movie i have ever seen. literally one of the funniest comedies of all time. incredible pacing and dialogue. reference jokes that were actually funny. surreal world that was so modern fantasy it actually worked. rocking score. awesome scene set to “i need a hero” being sung by the villain unironically and completely played straight. a bar of villains. just overall the best concepts ever.

shrek three: bad

shrek four: bad

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July 4, 2019…

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Saoirse Ronan and Margot Robbie photographed for The New York Times

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You’re the girl I’ve been waiting to meet. I know exactly who you are! What’s your name? A Cinderella Story (2004) dir. Mark Rosman

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Peak youtube humour is non beauty gurus holding literally anything other than makeup related items in front of the camera the exact same way beauty gurus do. That makes me laugh for 15 minutes straight every single time

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Cinderella (2015) dir. Kenneth Branagh

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spiderman is so fucking funny dude saves like an entire country and then he goes home at the end of the day and opens his fridge and hes got like 1 egg and a half empty can of arizona tea no matter how old he is or what comic hes from thats just how peter parker lives

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Coco (2017) Directed by Lee Unkrich and Adrian Molina

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Chris Hemsworth and Tessa Thompson in Men In Black: International

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The last thing the dinosaurs saw before mass extinction [Cretaceous Period, 65,000,000 years ago]