shannon. 28. blasphemy is the most fun a girl can have without taking her clothes off (but it's better if you do).
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love how in bg3 there is a god of tyranny AND a god of spider-tyranny. and the spider one is undoubtedly more effective that’s the power of unique theming for you
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"A breathtaking masterpiece of 1920’s couture by legendary designer Sadie Nemser. Composed of aquamarine silk velvet and metallic silver lace, adorned with hand made ribbon flowers, beads and pearls."
xtabayvintage via Instagram
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jenny holzer's plaques; cast bronze, 1980-1982. "YOU'RE HOME FREE AS SOON AS NO ONE KNOWS WHERE TO FIND YOU."
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literally how am i supposed to do anything until the vet calls with more information
went to the vet today and francesca might have cancer
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#i don't mind a shower drink but i worry about soap getting into it if it's open so i usually just leave any drinks by the sink for after#a bath drink on the other hand...
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went to the vet today and francesca might have cancer
#i'm not telling folks until we get the confirmation from the lab but i am telling you guys#she's only 8 so i am devastated
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When youre buying certain things youll have for a long time like, i dont know, a travel toiletry case, or a laptop case. Certain types of cookware. Rain boots. I think you are obligated to choose, when possible, a color or pattern that is currently trendy and just a little too loud. The type of thing that is "fun" right now, and might make you cringe like 6 years from now, and even later when that response dies down, will still illicit the thought "oh god that looks so [whatever year]." Or whatever. Like if you were to buy a laptop case in 2013 the correct choice would be teal-and-white chevron or purple nebula, in 2016 it would be pale pink. If youre buying it today you should do wavy checkerboard or colorful tech-article-illustration blobs. This is to illustrate the passing of time and the way material objects become enmeshed in our lives. To create a small, fond disdain that will innoculate you to larger disdains, about larger decisions in your life. If you choose too many tasteful, timeless colors, too many blacks and olive greens and navys and beiges, you will only have the grand parade of your life on which to focus your shame
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do you ever start writing a comment on the internet and then think “oh what the fuck am i going on about” and delete it
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dont understand people who "don't like" valentines day... I personally dgaf that its "made up" and "commercialist"... i love heart shaped things and i love everyone in my life. Its really simple
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nosferatu? non. VOSferatu. c'est pas mon problème
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it’s just me and the 5 people on here who know my oc by name against the world
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