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puerile-jewles · 4 years ago

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Currently thinking about what would happen if the !!Puerile group met my other ocs... from the !!Hysteria group...

TW: Intense swearing, use of the t slur offensively and reclaimed (I can reclaim, that’s why I type it out)

The Hysteria group currently has two main members, Devin and Harley. What you need to know about them is that they’re hooking up, but Harley has never been with a boy before. So besides from them fucking eachother, they’re getting girls frequently. Total fuck boys. Some of the things they say will be considered offensive. That’s because this group is not made to be respectful and fun like this group is. They’re traumatized, broke, and confused about their entire identity. Their stories are more real than the !!Puerile group for a reason. You also need to know that in Harleys introduction when talking about his gender, he says what he’s doing with Devin is “super gay” considering that Devin isn’t a “tranny” which contexts dialogue between them. If you don’t like characters that have tendencies to be offensive, Devin and Harley will not be for you

So... if they met my !!Puerile group this is how it would go!

*Everyone is forced to sit together at a table, having known each others introductions*

Kavin: Nice to meet you, my names Kavin. *goes to shake Devins hand*

Devin: *daps him up* sup

Kavin: *confused*

Harley: *shakes Kevin’s still extended hand* nice to meet you too.

*awkward silence*

Harley, leaning forward: So... *points to Lilith then Kavin* you guys fuck?

*Lillith and Kavin automatically give him a weird look*

Devin, slapping Harley: They’re 17 fuckass

Harley: What! Its fucking true they’re dating!

Devin: Yeah and they’re minors. Wanna get sued Harley? Dumbass.

Harley: *grumbles* Sorry. Anyways, my names Harley, that’s Devin. Bad first impression. I won’t ask shit like that anymore. *smiles*

Lilith, still slightly uncomfortable: it’s fine.

Devin: *puts his feet up on the table and groans, tilting his head back*

*The Puerile group give each other strange looks*

Harley: So Kel’s, you’re the youngest here eh?

Kellie: Yeah, I’m 15

Harley: Crazy man.

Kellie, accusingly: So... why did you say tranny in reference to Devin?

Devin: WHAT!

Harley: Oh. Oh! You’re one of them right? Yeah sorry bro, didn’t mean to offend anyone. *puts his hands up defensively* won’t happen again

Devin: You called me a tra- *coughs* uh the... t slur? You’ve seen my dic-

Harley, slapping his hand on Devins mouth: Shut up

Devin: *licks Harleys hand*

Harley: EW!

*Devin and Harley laugh*

Harley, looking at Angela: he’s gross isn’t he?

Angela, laughing: Sure

*Silence*

DeVante: Harley, you’re Hispanic right?

Harley: Yes sir.

DeVante: Me too.

Harley: Aw man! No way! Fucking gnarly dude!

Harley: Oh, and Kels and Devin are Swedish right?

Kellie, uninterested: Yeah, I’m Swedish.

Harley: Oh cheer up Kels.

*Kellie rolls his eyes*

Kavin, trying to clear the air: So, any hobbies?

Devin, pointing to Harley: Fucking him. As you know.

*Kavins eyes go wide*

Harley, laughing: shut up!

Harley: We skateboard, go to clubs, hang out at uh... spots.

Kavin: Oh. Cool. I wanted to skateboard but it didn’t go so well.

Harley, laughing: I bet.

Devin: With a body like yours bet you fall a lot

Kavin: ... yeah.

Angela: What do you mean by “spots”?

Devin, smirking: Smoke spots babygirl

Angela: Oh... I see.

Kavin, whispering to Lilith: I don’t like them.

Lilith: Me too.

Devin: What did you say? Huh?

Kavin: nothing.

Devin, sarcastically: Yeah sure. *scans the group* Anyways Me and Harley here got places to be, you know, *makes smoking motion and smirks*

Harley, shaking his head: Yeah but, *looks at Angela* you can call me. Promise I’ll treat you nicely. You’re pretty, angelic even *smirks*

Angela: Uh, thanks.

Harley: *leans closer* We can fix you. *winks*

*Angela looks away, even more uncomfortable*

Devin: *gets his feet off the table* Well, see you later. Harley, get my coat

Harley: Sure, *rises, grabs and hands Devin his coat*

Devin: Not even gonna put it on for me? Fucker.

*they laugh and leave*

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Kavin: What the fuck was that.

Kellie: I swear to god, Devin was about to say tranny.

Angela, her arms wrapped around her chest: Yeah...

*Lillith places her hand on Angela’s shoulders*

Lillith: Sorry they said that to you Angel.

Angela: It’s fine, nothing you could’ve done

DeVante, leaning back into his chair: They where here like five minutes then left...

Kavin: Good, honestly

Kellie: I never wanna run into them again.

DeVante: Yeah, Fucking pricks

All and all, they would NOT like each-other at all

That’s all for this post, hopefully more writing will come soon!

#my oc’s #oc #youth author #original character #lgbt #!!puerile #!!lillith #!!angela #!!devante #!!kellie #!!kavin #!!jewles #!!devin #!!harley

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puerile-jewles · 4 years ago

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Kitchen Outlaw

Kavin goes to “help” cook with DeVante, things don’t end so well.

Written: Sunday, July 18th, 2021

Setting: Lilliths house, early May 2021, COVID does not apply.

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It was quite apparent that DeVante was a good cook. No, not good, fantastic. Everytime he stepped into the kitchen he created a cascade of auromas so pleasurable one could cry. In fact, a drunken Angela did once cry. He had learnt his skills from his tía, a wonderful woman she was. Everytime the group would smell the incredible scent of the food DeVante crafted, they'd thank the godly woman above. Oh, how would they have survived had she not taught him? Would they have to live off Kavins candy stash forever? One dare not think it, the possibility was unbearable. In fact, if they had pissed off DeVante too much-- what would they do? Unfortunately, his tía wasn't around anymore. Maybe they would have to harness her cooking power with a great ritual to the sky. Yes- that's it. Or, they could simply respect DeVantes work and leave him to cook by himself… No. That's not happening.

Kavin was well renowned for causing trouble. Sure, he had his fair share of serious moments but all and all he was basically their personal clown. He didn't mind, though. He quite enjoyed watching his friends laugh till their ribs gave out because of him. Of course DeVantes cooking hours were no exception. So, on this beautiful May night, it was time for him to cause trouble

DeVante stood by the stove, meticulously stirring a pot of what looked to be a sauce of some sort. He mumbled along to whatever song was playing in his earbuds. Kavin, crouching, watched from the doorway directly behind him that led into the living room.

Behind him, Lilith, Angela, and Kellie were currently trash talking their local school officer. The reason being was he had stopped a fight between two people they didn't particularly like. Everyone had been rather disappointed they didn't get to watch the show. Kavin was uninterested though, he had other plans.

Slowly rising to his feet, Kavin smiled wickedly. He padded over beside DeVante and plucked his earbud out of his year.

“Kavin what the fuc-”

“‘Vante, you need help?” Kavin asked, his tone overly sweet, almost implicating he was in fact not planning to help.

“No.” DeVante replied very sternly.

“No, No, No, I think you do!” Kavin insisted.

“Kavin please,” DeVante began as he took his earbud out his other ear, “I do not need any help.”

Kavin walked over the fridge and opened it, he searched intently. DeVante continued to insist he didn't need help behind him.

“Kavin, stop. Get out now.” he grumbled. Kavin hummed in reply, and grabbed an empty pickle jar from the top shelf.

“I think we need some pickle juice.” Kavin stated. DeVante’s face immediately turned into one of hostility. He wouldn't… No… He would!

“Kavin, no!” DeVante shouted, sounding as if he was scolding a dog.

“Kavin yes.” The taller boy replied, walking over with the pickle jar in his hand.

Grabbing his spoon, DeVante took a strategic position. It was a sort of fight stance, except he would need some major form reform. He pointed at him with the spoon hostility. Kavin opened the jar and walked over, laughing. By this time, he'd captured the attention of his friends in the living room who were now gathered watching.

“Pickle time!” Kavin exclaimed, his grin wide and his giggles loud. DeVante immediately screamed out and began wacking at him with his spoon, all while shouting about his cooking. Kavin laughed wildey.

“Come on! Pickles don't hurt anyone!” Kavin laughed as he attempted to get the jar closer to the pot. He was failing. DeVante was completely blocking the pot and still slapping him with the spoon. On his hip, cheek, and arms, he was covered with leftover sauce. Kavin, however, was completely unphased. At the doorway, their friends laughed wildly.

“Get away from my pot you fucking hooligan!” DeVante shouted, attempting to grab the pickle jar.

“Hooligan?! What are you, 70?” Kavin replied, leaning his arm back to create distance between DeVante and the pickle jar.

“70x better at cooking than you!” DeVante retorted.

It was then that DeVante stopped caring about preserving the pickle jar. Dropping his spoon on the counter, DeVante then proceeded to grab Kavins arm and twist it so violently the pickle jar dropped. Crash! Glass and pickle juice spread all over the floor.

“Oh shit!” Kavin exclaimed as he jumped back to avoid the splash. He failed.

“What the fuck!” Lillith yelled, now staring at her glass covered floor. She quickly walked over to gawk at the mess. Kavin and DeVante both looked up to make eye contact, practically telepathically communicating about the fact that they messed up. Slowly, Lilith looked up too. She sighed, pinching the skin in between her eyes on her nose bridge. Then, to everyone's surprise, she started laughing. Kavin quickly untensed.

“You guys are fucking idiots!” she said, chuckling. Everyone else soon joined in, including DeVante.

“Sorry Lillith.” DeVante apologized, she shook her head as she wiped her tears that had formed from laughing.

“It's all good. Kavin, clean this up please.” She replied. Kavin smiled and nodded, walking out the room to grab paper towel, a dust pan, and a broom.

DeVante picked up his spoon and carefully avoided the remnants of the pickle jar as he continued on with his task.

Lilith followed Kavin out of the kitchen to the walk-in closet down the hall. She called his name and he quickly turned around, sauce still splattered on him as well as some pickle juice on his socks. She observed the scene and laughed a little more.

“You’re outlawed from the kitchen once you're done cleaning.” She stated. Kavin gasped, loudly. So loud it caused Kellie and Angela to turn their heads even though they were two rooms away.

“I’m a kitchen outlaw?!” He yelled with an exclamatory voice. Everyone laughed once more.

Carefully, Kavin mopped up some of the vinegar scented pickle juice with a paper towel. Then, he picked up some of the larger glass shards by hand and placed them into the old walmart bag next to him. As he got up to sweep, he leaned over to DeVante and whispered.

“How about some eggs then?”

They quietly giggled once more then resumed their tasks.

#!!puerile #short stories #oc story #original character #fiction #feel good story #slice of life #comedy #ocs #my ocs #youth author

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puerile-jewles · 4 years ago

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!!Introduction #5

The following intros will include: a picrew representing what each character looks like, a description of that character and their commentary on that description, thus revealing some of their personality.

Picrew link: https://picrew.me/image_maker/296093 (follows all guidelines stated)

#5, Lillith

Lillith (Li-Luhth)

Age: 17

“I like the age I am. It’s like. Aesthetic, in some capacity. Like fuck yeah I’m 17 and I rule the world.”

Height: 5’2

“I fucking hate it.”

Weight: 118lbs

“It’s appropriate for my height I think.”

Body type: Pear

“Makes skirts look good so I don’t mind.”

Nationality: Canadian

“I’ve always lived in Canada but I used to live in BC. Different province.”

Ethnicity: Russian

“Don’t assume I automatically like vodka. Don’t.”

Status: Taken

“I hate Kavin.” /j

Sexuality: Queer

“I guess you could say I’m pansexual but for me queer is a better umbrella term.”

Gender: Questioning, she/they

“For now I guess I’m a woman but I don’t know. I’ve gotta do some thinking.”

Occupation: Student

“Im too fucking lazy.” *laughs*

Favourite colour: Purple

“Okay- it’s like, red, but the shade where it’s getting really close to purple. Okay? Like red-purple.”

Birthday: July 13th, 2004, 7:17am

“Born on a Tuesday, fun fact.”

Fun facts about Lillith:

-Her name was also “static” for a while. Basically it was “aw yes static and static my favourite couple.”

-She is the walking stereotype of a “rebel girl”

-She protects Kellie and Angela with her life.

-They like to call Kavin “Kavina”

-She has never smoke or drank in her life

-Shoplifting is a different story

-Theyre constantly challenging DeVante and Kavin to fights

-She has a deeply caring soul, much so with medical care. She always carries a first aid kit (which most wouldn’t expect)

-Liliths image in my mind is actually very fluctuable to change. Her hair changes a lot. While making her picrew I actaully wanted to make her hair purple.

-They didn’t have a face for a long time.It was scribbles in my head.

-She sucks ass at all sports and has TERRIBLE stamina. But she’s always challenging people to battles

-She makes their own jewelry

That concludes all the introductions. Check my profile for the rest!

#!!Lillith #oc #my oc’s #oc intro #original characters #youth author #lgbt

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puerile-jewles · 4 years ago

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!!Introduction #4

Picrew link: https://picrew.me/image_maker/296093 (follows all guidelines stated)

#4, Angela

Angela (An-Gel-Ah)

Age: 17

“I never ever-ever wanna grow up.”

Height: 5’4

“Sometimes I wish I was taller than Kellie. I think that would be kind of funny.”

Weight: 130lbs

“I basically never weigh myself. It’s good for the mind, you’re perfect just the way you are!”

Body type: Hourglass

“I get told I have the perfect body, but I wish people would realize that I’m not perfect at all. It’s hard. Sometimes I have to keep up this stupid image that isn’t me at all.”

Nationality: Canadian

“I actually grew up with Kavin!”

Ethnicity: Unsure

“We have no idea where my family comes from. It’s been lost in records. I just know I’m white.”

Status: Single

“‘Vante and I used to be dating, it was nice! But we both needed to move on. I realized I more saw him as a friend than a boyfriend, so I’m glad we just stayed friends ! *smile*

Sexuality: Lesbian (closeted)

“I feel like it would be unfair to DeVante if I told people. I think I would betray him in a sense.”

Gender: Cis woman, she/her

“I wouldn’t ever change that!”

Occupation: Student

“A lot of people have jobs already but I want to focus on my studies.”

Favourite colour: green

“Most people don’t expect that, they expect pink or something. But nope! I love green.”

Birthday: September 29th, 2004, 8:06am

“I wish it wasn’t so early into the school year. It’s such an inconvenience!”

Fun facts about Angela:

-Her name was Angelica for a while

-Although she appears innocent, she is not. At all. In fact she causes just as much trouble as Kavin.

-She is ever so slightly based off of “my taking Angela”

-She is literally made to look and appear like the perfect girl. But in fact, she’s not. That’s actually her deepest insecurity because she feels like she’s being untrue to herself. And she hates how people think they can manipulate her just because she’s “perfect”

-Once, she wiped the floor with Kavin in basketball and he got so frustrated he teared up

-Every time she encounters a cat outside she will pet it no matter what

-She protects Kavin more than he protects her.

-One time, she went to a party with Kellie and she got black out drunk. DeVante had to pick them both up. He yelled at them the whole way home. Kellie, fully sober, was terrified of ‘Vante and Angela’s possibility of throwing up. They had a good laugh about it later though.

-She hates bike rides with a passion. DeVante always jokes about dragging her along with a sled when he and Kavin go for rides together.

-She is one of my personal favorites beside from Kavin. In my mind, her internal conflict I created makes her one of my favs.

That concludes introduction #4, next up, Lillith.

#!!Angela #my oc’s #oc intro #oc stories #original characters #lgbt

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puerile-jewles · 4 years ago

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!!Introduction #3

Picrew link: https://picrew.me/image_maker/296093 (follows all guidelines stated)

#3, DeVante

DeVante (D-Vahn-Teh)

Age: 17

“...Yeah.”

Height: 5’8

“Sometimes girls tell me I’m tall. I don’t get it though, just look at Kavin.”

Weight: 170

“Apparently I’m one pound overweight for my height. Great.”

Body type: Circle, chubby

“To be honest, I guess I don’t mind my body that much. I’m neutral. I just am what I am. I’m not unhealthy or any of that bullshit, I’m just, chubby. I just gotta accept that.”

Nationality: Canadian

“I used to be Mexican. I guess you could say I miss it, Mexico is my home.”

Ethnicity: Hispanic

“I... yeah. I wouldn’t change that at all.”

Status: Single

“I used to be dating Angela but that ended. I’m lying low for a while. We’re friends though.”

Sexuality: Straight

“Me and Angela are probably the odd ones out.”

Gender: Cis male, he/him

“It’s probably hard for Kellie. I’m glad I’m in the right body.”

Occupation: Intern construction worker, student

“My dad employees me. I lift heavy shit all day. Still haven’t lost any weight but I like I said, that’s just how I am.”

Favourite colour: Blue

“I just like it.”

Birthday: January 7th, 2004, 8:56pm

“I think I’m a Capricorn. I don’t know what that means for me.”

Fun facts about DeVante:

-Everyone calls him ‘Vante

-He actually doesn’t have that big of a role in my mind which makes me feel bad. For a long time he was “Angela’s boyfriend.”

-He appears to be awkward which in a sense he is. But the fact is he gets angry pretty easily BUT he does know how to loosen up and have fun.

-Kavin and Kellie fuck with him all the time. He’s had to stop them from jumping off a bridge into water multiple times.

-He doesn’t allow anyone but himself into the Kitchen. He claims Lillith, Kellie, and Angela “don’t know Jack shit” about seasoning and cooking as a whole. He just doesn’t want Kavin in there to begin with. He will blow up a microwave.

-He’s chubby, but will knock you the fuck out. The lifting does wonders for his muscles

-Hes basically the token angry friend.

-He was one of my first OC’s for this grouping. The order of creation was Lilith, DeVante, Kavin, Angela, then Kellie.

That concludes introduction #3, next up, Angela.

#!!DeVante #my oc’s #oc intro #oc stories #original character #oc #youth author

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puerile-jewles · 4 years ago

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!!Introduction #2

Picrew link: https://picrew.me/image_maker/296093 (follows all guidelines stated)

#2, Kellie

Kellie (Kel-Lee)

Age: 15

“Almost 16. Really close.”

Height: 5’6

“I’m okay with my height.”

Weight: 120lbs

“Kavin says I’m tiny, he needs to stop tryna pick me up.”

Body type: Rectangle

“Makes it so much easier. If I was a pear I’d kill- commit.... acts...yeah.”

Nationality: Canadian

“Actually moved here from Sweden but I was like 6 months old so I don’t remember Jack shit.”

Ethnicity: Swedish

“Like those candies. Swedish fish. That’s a stupid joke- sorry.”

Status: Single

“Ive got my best friends, minus Kavin.” /j

Sexuality: Unlabeled

“I like women. And men. Sometimes. I don’t know this is too much pressure!”

Gender: Trans man, he/they

“You see, this is why I’m glad I’m a rectangle. Got no boobies AND no ass. Makes it real easy to pass. Holy shit I rhymed.”

Occupation: Student

“I help with gardening as a random job sometimes though.”

Favourite colour: Forest green

“How can you not tell? just look at me, that’s all I wear.”

Birthday: November 9th, 2005, 5:34am

“Thanks mom. If only you’d given me THE RIGHT FUCKING AGAB!” /j

Fun facts about Kellie:

-He’s actually Denki Kaminaris replacement in my mind. The reason being is that I would imagine Denki in situations with all of my OCs but then I lost interest and I was like “we need one more...” so Kellie was born.

-Kellie is actually not his birth name despite it being traditionally feminine

-Kavin is their best friend, but he likes to act like they hate him.

-Kellie fucking loves tofu and Kavin always mocks throwing up when he eats it.

-He will never ever wear a dress. If you try to put it on them, you might die.

-He is an absolute fucking UNIT in badminton. They might take off your head with the birdie

-Kellie has a phobia of dogs

-I actually had his name immediately In my mind as soon as I figured I needed a new character.

-Kellie is the only one that wasn’t created to originally be in the bnha universe.

-The minute he came into my mind I was like “mmmm transgenderism hmmm yes.”

-the entire time I was making statistics I was looking up “average weight for a 5’6 female” and I felt REALLY bad but I needed to because his body is female. It doesn’t have to do with their gender but none the less I was like “Kellie I am so sorry”

-Him and Kavin have kissed (as a joke) a few times. Before Kavin had a girlfriend of course.

-The reason he has an ahoge is because it basically means “idiot hair” and I was like “yeah that makes sense.”

That concludes intro #2, next up, DeVante.

#!!kellie #my oc’s #oc intro #ocs #original character #youth author #lgbt

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puerile-jewles · 4 years ago

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!!Introduction #1

Picrew link: https://picrew.me/image_maker/296093 (follows all guidelines stated)

#1, Kavin

Kavin (Ka-Vn)

Age: Seventeen

“Old, really old.”

Height: 5’11

“Basically 6’0”

Weight: 163lbs

“You wanna pick me up?? Only for a few seconds tho.”

Body type: Oval, lean

“Really hot, that’s what I am.”

Nationality: Canadian

“Lived here my whole life. Oui oui poutine eh?”

Ethnicity: African-American

*smile*

Status: Taken (By Lilith)

“Oh? Yeah I love my girlfriend.” *smirk*

Sexuality: Bisexual

“No discrimination here, nope.”

Gender: Cis male, he/him

“Mr. Man that’s what I am. Wow I sound like Dr. Suess!”

Occupation: Student, barista

“Making coffee is hard. School is harder.”

Favourite colour: Purple

“Purple like your moms assho-“

Birthday: August 16th, 2004, 3:15am

“Yep. That’s when my lovely momma pushed me out her va-jay-jay.”

Fun facts about Kavin:

-He is my pride and joy. I love him so much.

-His name was supposed to Kevin but I spelled it wrong and was like “aw shit I like that”

-He’s very emotionally intelligent. Reads emotions of others very well.

-Kavin doesn’t wear makeup but he has let his friends do it on him before.

-He frequently wears Liliths clothes which gets her PISSED because he always stretches them.

-Mommy’s boy. 100%

-His fav sweater is a purple crewneck and he gets really sad when it’s summer and he can’t wear it.

-I actually never intended to name him Kavin, in fact, for a while his name was “static.”

-Kavin needs glasses but he will never wear them.

That concludes intro #1, next up, Kellie.

#!!kavin #ocs #oc #oc intro #original character #my oc’s #youth author #lgbt

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