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Can autistic people be sarcastic?

Absolutely! As an autistic person I've found my main humour is sarcasm as are the majority of my autistic friends.

I have however noticed that the way autistic people are sarcastic is very different from how nuerotypical people are sarcastic. And this is neither good nor bad, it's just one of the many differences between us and allistics

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Adrien isn’t fucking autistic, none of the characters are ffs

Well it hasn’t been confirmed nor denied. As well as the fact that there’s this little something called creative freedom and if I, the creator of the headcanon, decided to view some of the behaviors of the characters as autistic then I, as an autistic person myself who would like some representation in the media, am going to write a headcanon about it. 

If your such a pussy that you had to send this to me in anon and if your head is so far up your fucking ass that you can’t appreciate that someone decided to write these headcanons for a little bit of fun then it’s you who looks like a dick because you’re the one who took time out of your day to send this to me. 

Hope you have a nice day in any other way that isn’t sending headcanon writers annoying anons.  

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any headcanons for class 1-A in flu season?

Sick Class

1-a

Class 1-a shenanigans headcanon for lovely anon

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Midoriya gets sick always near the end of the terms, and they hit him like a fucking Mack truck.

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Honestly, he goes from 0 to 100 really quick and everybody hates it.

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Especially bakugou who had to catch him when he passed out once.

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Kirishima is one of those people who just constantly gets a little bit sick and at this point he’s so used to it.

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This also means that he constantly has tissues, pain killers and all other manner of stuff on him

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Uraraka, if she gets really sick loses control of her quirk and on one memorable moment, she had to be pulled down from the gyms ceiling when she had a dizzy spell

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Sero had to use his tape to pull her down and he was very apologetic for when he missed and got tape on her face

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Bakugou gets sick once a year and its hell, literally he explodes everything because he’s constantly sneezing and he can't control his quirk

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Kirishima is the only person allowed near him as he won’t get exploded into smithereens.

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Also, Todoroki gets really loosed lip when he’s sick, he’s a fucking savage.

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The class is shook because this dude whose normally really quiet is just insulting everyone left and right.

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He’s also ready to throw down and aizawa had to stop him from punching monoma once

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Also, back to bakugou he. Is. A. coddler

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Legit nearly the entire class got hit by some bug that was going around the school and he spent the entire time aggressively taking care of everyone

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Just throwing tissue boxes and medicine everywhere while angrily making soup with shoji who he forced to help him.

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Speaking of, shoji, koda and aoyama get sick not often but also not rarely and they complain so much.

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Aoyoma isn’t a surprise to anyone but when koda and shoji start complaining about how ‘sore’ and how much their heads hurt the class isn’t really sure how to react.

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The entire time aizawa is suffering and he hates it.

Annnnddd that’s all I’ve got. If any of y’all lovely people would like more random class 1-a antics send me a message and I’ll get on it

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Your Miraculous Ladybug headcanons are MIRACULOUS!!

Haha thank you so much it means a lot to me to know that people like my headcanons.

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Omg I am in LOVE with your Miraculous autistic headcanons! Could you do one for Alya? I totally headcanon her as a more social autistic but one who’s got an utter lack of boundaries (which goes hand-in-hand with her journalism) and a super special interest in Ladybug and the Ladyblog!

Autistic Miraculous Part 5 – Autistic Alya/Lady-WIFI

An autistic Alya Headcanon as per requested!

- Alya is one of those autistics who spent ages denying the fact that they were autistic purely because she didn’t fit the cookie cutter mould of what ‘Autistic’ should be 

- However, when she finally realized that in fact yes, she is autistic there was no stopping her. 

- Her family was the one who helped her get the diagnosis and they were super-duper supportive of her 

- Because of this, her stim toy collection is amazing. She just has boxes of stim toys, her favourites are her tangles (the red one in particular) and her squishies.

- The reason why she spent so long denying the fact she was autistic was that she was “too social”. She doesn’t get as burnt out by talking to people like Marinette does so her other autistic traits “didn’t count.” 

- When Marinette found out about this she called bullshit and encouraged Alya to accept her neurodiversity.

- Despite her being a Social Wizz™ she sometimes forgets about the little thing called social boundaries. If she likes you she will spend hours researching you and your interests, (she Facebook stalks people “just cause”.) 

- Granted she doesn’t mean too, it’s just habit from her journalism and it’s never anything creepy. If anything when people find out they usually have a sort of “Holy shit that’s kinda cool” reaction.

- She doesn’t have a lot of special interests literally only about 2 or 3 consistent ones but her super intense one is the ladyblog. 

- That blog is everything to her. She has so much fun tracking the fights, getting the interviews and writing it all up. 

- (It also helps that the sound of the keyboard on her phone and laptop are super stimmy.) 

- Her other special interests are journalism and music 

- Speaking of music, she’s the person who finds one song and obsess over it and listens to it on repeat until she gets bored of it and finds another one. 

Aaaand that’s it, folks! If you want any more autistic miraculous feel free to leave an ask I love writing them!! Same goes for any other character you think might be autistic. Leave an ask and if you want a specific situation or just general autistic *name of character* Headcanon I’ll get to it.

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i need more general class 1-a dorm hcs in my life may i please request them??

The HC is up! Mil wrote them yesterday! She loves writing class 1-a stuff so requests are always welcome!!

- Ash

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Class 1-a Dorm Headcanons

Some general (slightly shitposty) headcanons for anon!!

- Shoji is the best cook because he has so many arms and can multitask like nobody’s business

- Bakugou, however, makes the best chicken soup

- Bakugou to Todoroki out of nowhere: “hey icyTHOT”

- Midoriya is the designated spider/bug catcher (please note that he’s actually terrified of spiders but after witnessing Bakugou try and explode one he decided to just suck it up because nobody else was going to and he didn’t want to put the structural integrity of the building at any more risk)

- Iida is team mum and will literally stand by the door of the dorms in the morning making sure they all have their books and stuff (wouldn’t be surprised if he has a checklist for each classmate that he keeps on a clipboard)

- Present mic is that cool neighbour/babysitter/uncle guy whose humour can be slightly inappropriate because he forgets that he’s dealing with kids

- Everybody loves it though and at least once a week he and somebody from class 1-a gets into a meme battle

- Aizawa isn’t a dad. he’s the cool vodka aunt who is so “done with yall guys shit” but someone has to stay and supervise the kids, so he may as well make sure no dies.

- All might’s the cool grandpa who gives out chocolates when he’s not meant to and tells the kids stories about what something was like “in his day”

- Kirishima and Kaminari start a nerf gun war with everyone in the dorm and it gets so intense that Aizawa has to step in and play referee (Mineta got sent to recovery girl because everybody ganged up on him and Bakugou got a little too overzealous and ‘accidentally’ exploded him)

- Bakugou got put in Timeout™

- Speaking of Timeout™, there is a designated spot in the dorms living room that’s nothing but a stool facing the wall with a sign above it reading ‘time-out’

- The most common offenders are Bakugou, Kaminari and sometimes Iida.

- Most people complain when sent to Timeout™ except if they’re sent there by Midoriya, because no one can say no to a disappointed Midoriya

- The class was shook by Midoriya’s surprisingly dark sense of humour. When they first heard him say ‘well guess I’ll die’ after getting an answer wrong on a test the class was just “!?!?!?!?!?!?”

- Surprisingly Bakugou is the only one who isn’t completely shit scared of Midoriya’s humour purely because he grew up with him

Aaaand that’s is done, feel free to send in any more requests!! It can literally be about any fandom cause my gay ass will watch literally anything and come up with some sort of Headcanon

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Class 1-a Headcanons

- Aizawa has to constantly keep an eye on Deku when they go out for a class trips because despite looking soft he’s always ready to Mcfucking Throw Down™  

- Literally the entire class has decided that Deku’s motto has to be ‘talk shit get hit’

- Todoroki is also fucking savage and you can’t even do anything about it because 80% of the time he doesn’t even realize he was throwing shade (he just thinks he was speaking the obvious)

- When he does realize it doesn’t stop him and it’s fucking gold

- Some of the favourites from Aizawa’s list of things he’s overheard his class say:

⋅ During a group project Izuku turns to Todoroki and says “You’re like a candle in the wind…. unreliable”

⋅ Kirishima when Bakugou pulled 2 all-nighters “Bakubro I love you but you look like a demented owl”

⋅ Jiro to mina “why is everybody in our class so gay? If Bakugou was any gayer his quirk would be explosive rainbows” (the best part about this one is she said it while making eye contact with Bakugou the entire time, Aizawa made special note of this)

- The class wasn’t prepared for the day that they’d see Izuku in leggings, they were #blessed

- They also weren’t prepared to watch him bench press Todoroki and Bakugou without his quirk. It’s now a given that Izuku gives everybody piggyback rides.

- Technically Kirishima has long hair and one time he turned up to class with it in a bun. The class was shook.

- It was decided that Bakugou does the majority of the cooking when they live in the dorms and that Kaminari is forever banned from cooking after he short-circuited the entire dorm somehow

- Tokoyami makes the best brownies and once again Mineta was proven to be the scum of the earth when he said they should turn them into weed brownies and give them to the teachers

- Mineta is now also banned from the kitchens

- Shinsou is an honorary member of class 1-A and anybody who says otherwise has to go through Aizawa.

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Autistic Simon Spier

This is an autistic Simon Spier headcanon as per requested by a lovely anon

- He’s one of those autistics who have short bursts of intense special interests that last for like a couple of weeks before he moves onto something else.

- His friends are slightly amazed because of how much information he can gather about each special interest in such a short amount of time.

- His main special interest is Harry Potter partly for nostalgic reasons. (also, our boy is a Hufflepuff and I feel #blessed)

- Pressure stims all the way!! and he rocks A LOT. He gets overwhelmed easily and so he is generally always slightly rocking or always has his arms pressed close to his sides or crossed to help keep calm.

- He has the best stim toy collection, just littered around the house. A box of tangles in the living room, some cute little fidget rings in the kitchen, squishes in the bathroom. They’re everywhere. Also, he always has at least like 5 stim toys on him.

- His comfort items are his hoodies (which is pretty much canon). Our boy is a Disaster Hoodie Gay™. It’s a canon fact.

- He has the best array of slimes in his bedroom, this boy has crunchy slime, foam, butter slime you name it he has it. Although as previously stated, Disaster Gay™. Are they neatly stacked? No.

- Everyone is super accepting and cuts him slack when he’s stressed and is close to a meltdown or just in general when he doesn’t understand a social queue. They’re always there for him.

- He also needs a script for just about everything. If they go to a new restaurant he must watch his friends order first before he knows/feels comfortable with what he wants to order.

- Also, did I hear someone say executive dysfunction?? This guy is so bad at remembering stuff it’s hilarious. His walls are littered with post-it notes so that he remembers to “do that thing” (his friends are super sweet about it and gift him sticky notes in his favourite colours).

Aaaand that’s it for my Autistic Simon Spier Headcanons. If you guys want any other autistic headcanons or just headcanons in general just send an ask and I’ll get around to it. Feel free to specify if you want a long headcanon or a short one or just any specifics you want me to cover in it. Hope you enjoy!

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Hi if you've seen the movie "Love, Simon" and you're still doing headcanon requests, could you do autistic Simon Spier headcanons? you don't have to if you don't want, obviously.

Hi i’m sorry that i haven’t gotten around to making this headcanon, I am definitely going to in a couple of weeks. I haven’t seen the movie yet but i want to and i definitely want to make this headcanon it’s just with exam block, assignments and championships for my sport I've been super bogged down i’m really sorry. if you keep your eyes out on the blog it will be under #autistic Simon or #puddings with autism

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*Hero* x Reader Headcanons

- Headcanon that in the world of my hero academia on their version of Tumblr and ao3 there are thousands of *insert hero name* x reader fics

- Imagine All Might or Eraserhead reading them after their students decide to look it up to be little shits

- The All Might fics are all daddy kink and spanking (he's so confused as to why people would want him to do those sorts of things)

- And Eraserhead is always in kinky bondage fics (he’s just silently suffering from the stupidity of his students)

- On the same note imagine the heroes finding shipping. Erasermic, or even all might x endeavour

- guys the possibilities are endless

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Autistic Adrien/Chat Noir

Autistic Miraculous Part 4 (This is an autistic Adrien Headcanon as per requested by lovely anon)

- Headcanon that Adrien is one of those autistics who has something like 50 million special interests (I’ve been called out) and that he somehow manages to never get them mixed up.

- He could be info dumping about ladybugs (we all know it’s a special interest) and then without skipping a beat he can start info dumping about the new Marvel movies that just came out. 

- They also come in waves. One week he’ll only talk about one of his special interests the next it’s something completely different

- he also used echolalia to help himself process things. When asked something he’ll repeat the question before answering (he doesn’t even notice he does it).

- Example. Adrien: “hey Nino do we have homework?” Nino: “No.” Adrien: “No…. Ok thank you.”

- He has a major special interest in music, literally he is never allowed to be on aux duty purely because it’s so varied they could be jamming out to hard rock and then the next song shuffles onto classical piano and then onto some anime opening.

- All his friends were really accepting of his autism when he came out to them about it and are helpful in cutting him slack if he comes across as rude (they now know he never means it) or doesn’t pick up on social queues. 

- his executive functioning ability is beyond bad. Like you ask him to do something and he forgets it 10 minutes later. 

- *Adrien walks into the bedroom to get a book* “why am I here” *stands around for a couple of minutes trying to remember before leaving* *as he leaves he remembers what he needs and goes back to get it* 

- He literally has a massive poster/to-do list on the back of his door that he sees every morning reminding him to remember his school bag and to make sure he has all his things etc. so he never forgets. (he still forgets but it helps)

Aaaand that’s it, folks, if you want any more autistic miraculous (or any other character you HC as autistic!!) feel free to leave an ask I love writing them! Oh, and also ask if you want something more specific (AKA autistic Adrien stimming)!!

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Can you do more autistic Adrien Agreste please? no pressure totally cool if you can't/don't want to.

Hey! Ash here (i run the blog) I've consulted Milly (our writer) and she is totally happy to write more Autistic Adrien but it may take a week or so (for her to come up with the ideas and then get them on paper!) thanks so much for asking we really appreciate that you like our stuff enough to want more!

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Makeup God Izuku

Headcanon that because Izuku lives with his mum he is actually really good at doing hair and makeup (from practising with his mum/having to tame his own hair every morning). So sometimes when he’s bored, Izuku practices on himself. He starts to do it so often that it gets to the point where his makeup is on fleek, winged eyeliner perfected, cheekbones chiselled, eyeshadow blended to the gods. And so, naturally, when they start living in the dorms, the girls find out that he has god tier makeup skills. So, they all start going to him to get their makeup done. At some point, he’s doing someone’s makeup and offers to do their hair too. This leads to all the girls going to him whenever they have a date or an event that requires getting dressed up. They will always go to Izuku for a full beauty treatment.

+ Somehow Kirishima discovers who’s doing the girls makeup and hair and decides that he want’s in on the action and so Izuku now has all the girls of class 1-A plus Kirishima at his accidental beauty salon.

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Photogenic Todoroki

The entirety of class 1-A all hate Todoroki for one thing…

No matter what you do, no matter the time or place, if you snap a picture of Todoroki, he will always look like a fucking model. It annoys the shit out of everybody. It’s turned into a competition. Whenever Todoroki is around everybody tries to take a photo of him where he looks even remotely average. Some will work in groups, one tickling him or pushing him over, (anything and everything is fair game) and another trying to take a picture of their attempt to get him to look even mildly sub-par. Suffice to say it doesn’t work. All the pictures are beautiful. Him laughing while getting tickled. Him falling gracefully, hair framing his face. Every single picture of him. Is. Gorgeous.

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Sleepy Izuku = Angry Izuku

Headcanon that when Izuku is tired he is beyond grumpy - as in, he rivals Bakugou. So, imagine that it’s the middle of the exam period for the entirety of the UA and Izuku’s been cramming like hell (cause we all know that he gets them perfect A’s and those 100%’s). But because Izuku’s been cramming, he hasn’t been sleeping (at least enough to sustain his bubbly personality). Having a lot of sleepless nights in close succession eventually catches up with you. So, one-day Izuku walks into class with massive bags under his eyes and the look of someone who wouldn’t mind killing someone for an extra 5 minutes of sleep. Queue the class trying to ask if he’s ok and Izuku practically screaming at them to “fuck off and leave me alone I’m too tired for this shit!" It is on this day that class 1-A learns to not talk to or even breath in Izuku’s direction when he’s tired unless you wanna get punched.

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Bakugou knows how cranky izuku can get and he got the hell out of dodge when he saw how tired he was

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Photogenic Keith

Headcanon that Keith is one of the most photogenic people you will meet. Imagine the team has some free time at the castle and Lance is trying to secretly snap pictures of his friends looking stupid with some sort of space camera. But he just can’t with Keith. Each shot Lance takes makes Keith look like a fucking model. This little bitch has some Galran magic or something. Queue Lance, Losing His Shit™ because hoooooowwwww can someone be this pretty all the time.