ptrickbateman
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ptrickbateman · 2 hours ago
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i need someone to put me in a cage fr
I HAVE TO FINISH MY LEON FIC BUT THE VOICES ARE FORCING ME TO CREATE A LORE FOR A HOUSE MD ORIGINAL CHARACTER. IT’S ALL JESSE SPENCER’S HAIR’S FAULT 😭😭
STAY IN THE BOX !! NOOO !! STAY IN THE BOX !! NOOOO !!!! GET OUT OF MY SKINNN !!!
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ptrickbateman · 3 hours ago
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How would the different eras of Leon act if he knows he shouldn’t be with the reader (ada wong typa shit) but he can’t escape from her like whenever something happens (like maybe she spotted arias’s wedding in vendetta ?) she is deff a part of it and he keeps running into the reader 🙏 i love your work btw you’re the reason why i keep refreshing the tag 💪💜
Hiii
I love this idea lmao and thank you! You are so sweet - I hope you have a great day <3
Warnings: None Fem! reader
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RE2:
Post the events of the game let's say he sees you around the training grounds
After the events you both went through at a young age I think he finds it easier to blame you for letting him fall for Ada's tricks
It grows heated and hurts you that he treats you like that around the camp
Krasuer actually makes you sparing partners on purpose hoping that you would hone in your anger and focus on creating your skills
It doesn't work
RE4R:
He sees you as he's running around but almost plays it off as just a figment of his imagination
It would a similar reaction to Ada in the game but let's say he actually is hung up you and has feelings then he would slip up more
He'll expose these feelings more often than showing you he's angry.
I don't think however you would use this to your advantage but find it cute that he is struggling
He's almost drawn to be at your side more than he is to focus on the mission. Ashley's presence is a reminder of what he's meant to be doing
Infinite Darkness:
Grows frustrated at first, like how are you here again
At this point I think he'll just assume the universe thinks you are meant to be together
Again is more likely to draw in close and team up in a way where he's not just straight up being used
He's been there done that
Better at hiding his feelings but does slip up a few times
Damnation:
He's beginning to get used to it at this point, I don't think he would really get mad
I think again it's just surprising how you are always there as a thing in his life and he never seems to know you very well
Playful banter, enough to get through the mission
Kinda accepts what you do as he's just used to it at this point so there's no tension or arguments on that front
He assumes you are hear on orders for someone. Doesn't agree to it but if you don't stop him from doing his job he wont stop you doing yours
RE6:
He surprised you are here, like he just wasn't expecting you to be involved with this plot scheme or that it was that large you would have an interest in it
Smiles to himself every time you talk or do something to help him. He's smitten at this point.
The dynamic has shifted dramatically at this point, there is hidden feelings waiting to be exposed or spoken about.
But when do either of you have the time?
It's just forever left unspoken
It would be easier to deal with it like this but at the end of the day it's too obvious now
The final 'goodbye' is the hardest
Vendetta:
So I think he would actually get annoyed but because he's not in the right frame of mind to deal with the emotions that follow from seeing you
He would provide information for the others about you if you are involved.
When he actually sees you he's silent. Not really talking to you all that much.
After the mission though when he's starting to get in a better mindset I think he will attempt to reach out
Maybe for some stability after all you have been there through literally everything
It could progress romantically but I think that's just what you were both expecting at this point if it does happen.
Soulmates in a way
Death Island:
You are either currently fucking or have fucked recently
Lingering touches when he does see you, its playful and the other don't really know how to react
He's not surprised that you are somehow involved and will stick by your side during the fights just in case
You both meet up together of course
At this point you just accept each others company and allows it to develop in whatever way it does
If it works out then great. If not then until next time.
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ptrickbateman · 3 hours ago
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American Psycho oil painting by me
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ptrickbateman · 1 day ago
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We need more Dr. Robert Chase fanfics imo
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ptrickbateman · 2 days ago
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lucid dream
yes,this is inspired by a nic cage movie...(his only good movie except face off n 60 seconds)
summary : leon meets a man at the sports bar he usually hangs out. since it's our typical leon he keeps telling the guy how miserable his life is and how this is all other people's fault. the next day he wakes up to the sound of your voice, his fiance who he left after your terrible mission changed you completely but this time he is the one who went to that mission instead. yup, he must be dreamin'...
haven’t finished this yet prolly gonna upload it on ao3 as chapters
prologue
chapter 1 - g’morning baby (🤯)
tw : reader has mental issues, smut, drinking, drvgs, reader has sh scars (maybe haven't decided yet), blood, guns, inappropriate language (i mean this is resident evil bro)
please be honest did i cook 🔥🔥 (no lance you didn’t 😔)
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ptrickbateman · 23 days ago
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this is so adorable 😭😭
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ptrickbateman · 24 days ago
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has anyone done this yet
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ptrickbateman · 1 month ago
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They hit the pentagon !!!
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ptrickbateman · 2 months ago
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Incest is fucking disgusting dude.
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ptrickbateman · 2 months ago
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if i’m reading smut of someone and i see “sub!_” in those warnings best BELIEVE i am reading that shit ten times over and returning to it every other hour… i need help.
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ptrickbateman · 4 months ago
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Look at what my friends gifted me for my 22nd birthday
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ptrickbateman · 4 months ago
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doing this to leon to hurt his feelings
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ptrickbateman · 5 months ago
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sometimes, a bro will say “I am completely fine!”
never believe the bro. 
the bro watched both kingsman movies in two days and wants to watch them again when it’s been twenty-two hours since he finished them the first time.
the bro has not been able to stop thinking about eggsy unwin in a suit and is genuinely debating writing for him. 
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ptrickbateman · 5 months ago
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Begging people to write more Krauser fics there are hardly any and i am literally insane for him bro
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ptrickbateman · 5 months ago
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need that old man
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ptrickbateman · 5 months ago
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leon
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ptrickbateman · 5 months ago
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I’m constantly thinking of that one scene in Logan (2017) where that lady in the backseat goes “Hey driver!” and flashes Logan with her titties and Logan looks away and tries to brush it off, but he glances at her again and just smirks like “I still got it.”
That scene was so hot what the fuck? Imagine if you flashed him like that. He tries so hard not to look, to keep his eyes on the road but they keep drifting to you from time to time. A pretty thing in his backseat and even at his old age with all of his grays and his beard and scars, he still got it. #Need Dat.
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