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'Open When' Letters From Bakugo

Open When You're Hungry

Oi, you hungry? Then get off your ass and eat something! What, you were hoping I’d magically show up with food for you? Tch, you wish.

Don’t just grab the first piece of junk you see, either. You’re not a kid—make something decent. Cook, order, whatever, just stop sitting there complaining about it.

And don’t you dare skip eating because you’re 'too busy' or 'don’t feel like it.' That’s dumb, and you know it. You’re not gonna get anything done if you’re running on empty.

If I were there, I’d probably shove something in your face and tell you to quit whining. But since I’m not, consider this your reminder: Eat. Now.

-Katsuki

P.S. If you still haven't eaten after reading this, I don’t know what to tell you. You’re on your own, nerd.

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'Open When' Letters From Bakugo

Open When It's Valentine's Day

Tch. You think I’d let some stupid holiday go by without doing something better than anyone else? Don’t get the wrong idea, I’m not doing this for you to think I’m some romantic sap. But you are important to me, and if there’s one thing I can’t stand, it’s being second-rate at anything—so yeah, I’m going all out for you today.

I’m not about to do the cliché crap like some lame-ass, handing over flowers and chocolates like some idiot. Nah, I’m doing it MY way. And don’t you dare say I went overboard or anything. You deserve the best. That’s just how it is. I’m the best, and if I’m gonna be with you, I’m gonna make sure you know it.

You think you deserve less than that? No way in hell. So expect something that’ll blow your mind, even if I’m not gonna admit I put in effort. I do things right, and this isn’t gonna be any different.

Don’t get all sentimental on me. I’m still your Katsuki, and I’m not gonna start acting like some lovesick fool. But don’t you forget who’s putting all this effort in for you. This isn’t about some stupid holiday; it’s about you being worth every damn bit of it. You don’t get half-assed stuff from me, ever. So don’t even think about acting ungrateful. I’m the best there is, and I’m gonna make sure you remember that today.

Happy Valentine’s Day, I guess.

– Katsuki

P.S. If you even think about complaining that it’s “too much,” I’ll make sure next year’s is even worse. So shut up and enjoy it.

(Let's pretend i'm not too late for this one lol)

[pthaloo]

'Open When' Letters From Bakugo

Open When I've Been MIA

Tch. I don’t know what the hell you’re worried about. Don’t get all mopey just because I’ve been gone for a bit. I’ve got my own stuff to deal with, and you know I’m not gonna sit around texting all day. But that doesn’t mean you’re not on my mind, so don’t get any stupid ideas about me forgetting you.

I’m busy training and getting stronger—something you should be doing, too. But I know you’re probably sitting there all dramatic, wondering why I’m not checking in. Get over it. I’m not some damn babysitter. If I’m quiet, it’s because I’ve got work to do, and I’m not gonna waste my time talking about it.

But… fine. I guess I’m sorry, or whatever, if you feel like I’ve left you hanging.

Don’t think for a second that I don’t care. When I come back, I’m expecting you to have your act together, not sitting there sulking. So don’t pull any dumb stunts while I’m gone. Take care of yourself, and if anything goes wrong, I swear to god, you’ll hear about it from me.

I’ll be back before you know it, and when I do, I’m dragging you into something that’s gonna kick your ass into gear.

So quit worrying.

– Katsuki

P.S. You’re strong enough to handle yourself. But if you really need me, don’t hesitate to kick my ass when I get back for being a jerk. Just... don’t go getting all sentimental about it.

(superrrrr sorry for being MIA this last month TT)

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'Open When' Letters From Bakugo

Open When You're Bored

Tch, you’re bored? Seriously? What, you don’t have anything better to do than sit there and well...sit?

Fine, here’s an idea: stop wasting time and do something. Read a book, watch a show, go outside and touch some grass—I don’t care. Just stop acting like the world owes you entertainment.

If you’re really desperate, I guess you can call me. But don’t expect me to drop everything just because you can’t figure out how to pass the time. You’re smarter than this, so use that damn brain of yours.

And hey, if you’re still bored after all that, maybe it’s time to admit that you just miss me. Not that I blame you.

-Katsuki

P.S. Don’t sit around too long, or you’ll turn into a total idiot. Keep yourself busy.

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'Open When' Letters From Bakugo

Open When We've Had An Argument

Tch, so we fought, huh? You’re probably sitting there, thinking I’m mad or whatever, but don’t get it twisted. I’m pissed off, yeah, but I’m not gonna just leave it like this.

Look, I don’t always say the right things, and I know I can be a pain in the ass. But that doesn’t mean I don’t care. I might not show it the way you want me to, but I do. I’m not gonna apologize for how I feel, but I will say this: I don’t want us to stay pissed at each other.

So stop acting like I’m the enemy. If you need time to cool off, fine. But don’t go thinking I’m just gonna let it go without fixing it.

...And don’t you dare say I’m soft. I’m just not stupid enough to let this ruin everything.

-Katsuki

P.S. You’re gonna have to come talk to me eventually, so don’t drag this out longer than it needs to be.

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'Open When' Letters From Bakugo

Open When You Need To Hear How Much I Love You

Tch, you’re really making me do this, huh? I don’t need to say it, but... I guess I’ll say it anyway.

I’m not the type to throw around words like ‘love,’ but you—you—are different. You make me... feel things, and it pisses me off that I can’t just push it away.

You think I don’t care? Think again. I might not say it all the time, but I do. I care more than you’ll ever know. And yeah, it’s frustrating because I want to be the tough guy, but when you’re around, I’m just... not.

So don’t ever doubt it, alright? I love you. And I’ll make sure you never forget it, even if I have to be an asshole about it.

-Katsuki

P.S. Don’t go getting all sappy on me. Just... take it as it is.

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'Open When' Letters From Bakugo

Open when you're insecure

Tch, what the hell are you doubting yourself for? Seriously, it pisses me off when you act like you’re not good enough. You think I’d stick around if you were some weak, useless idiot? Get a grip.

You’re stronger than you think. Smarter, too. You’ve got this fire in you that I see even when you don’t. And yeah, I know I’m not great at saying this crap, but I mean it. You’re not allowed to tear yourself down, got it?

You’re with me for a reason. I don’t waste my time on people who don’t matter, and you sure as hell matter to me. So stop letting those stupid doubts creep in and take over. You’re better than that.

-Katsuki

P.S. If I hear you putting yourself down again, I’ll kick your ass—out of love, obviously.

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'Open When' Letters From Bakugo

Open When You're Sad

Oi, what the hell are you crying about? Whatever it is, stop beating yourself up over it. You’re stronger than this, even if you don’t feel like it right now.

I’m not good at this emotional crap, but I’m here, alright? You don’t have to deal with this alone. You think I’d let you fall apart without doing something about it? Hell no.

So go ahead, feel what you need to feel. But don’t you dare think for a second that you’re weak or some kind of burden. You’re not. You’re... you, and that’s enough.

And when you’re ready, I’ll be right here, ready to yell at the world for making you feel like this.

-Katsuki

P.S. Don’t stay sad too long, okay? I hate seeing you like this. You deserve better.

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'Open When' Letters From Bakugo

Open When You Miss Me

I knew it. You miss me! Ha! Took you long enough to admit it, but here we are. I win, obviously. And don’t even try to deny it. It’s kinda pathetic how much you’ve probably been thinking about me. I get it, though. Everything’s quieter, less interesting when I’m not around. No surprise there obviously, I'm flipping awesome😌

I’m not gonna sit here and be all sentimental, but fine, I’ll admit it this time. I miss you too. Not that I’ll ever say it out loud again, but it’s true. It’s annoying how much you’re on my mind when you’re not around.

You know I’m not the type to do the whole 'I miss you' thing, but I’ll say it this time—just because it’s you.

So hurry up and get back to me, alright? I’m not gonna say it again.

-Katsuki

P.S. Don’t think this means I’m soft. I just can’t stand the silence without you.

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'Open When' Letters From Bakugo

Open When You Need Study Motivation

You’ve gotta be kidding me. Sitting there, wasting time, acting like you can’t do this? Tch, pathetic. You think the world’s gonna wait around for you to figure it out? Hell no.

Get your ass up and start working. You don’t get to complain about being behind if you’re not even trying to catch up. Every minute you spend doubting yourself, someone else is out there grinding, getting better, leaving you in the dust. Is that what you want? To be left behind like some extra?

You’re not weak, and you sure as hell aren’t stupid. So stop acting like it. Open that damn book, focus, and get it done. You don’t have time for excuses, and I don’t want to hear them.

If you can’t push yourself, then remember this: I don’t waste my time on people who can’t pull their weight. Prove me right. Prove that you’re worth it. Or are you really gonna let some stupid assignment beat you?

-Katsuki

P.S. If I find out you half-assed this, I’m coming for you. Get to work. Now.

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'Open When' Letters From Bakugo

Open When You're Pissed

Tch, I can tell you’re pissed. Don’t even try to act like you’re not.

Listen, I know I’m a pain in the ass sometimes. I don’t always do things the way you want, and I don’t always say the right stuff. But that doesn’t mean I’m trying to make you mad on purpose. I don’t do this ‘soft’ crap, and I sure as hell don’t apologize for being myself.

But, I’ll say this—if you’re annoyed, I get it. Just don’t take it out on me too much, alright? I’m not going anywhere, and I’m not gonna stop being me. So if you need space, take it. I’m not gonna beg you to calm down.

Just don’t stay mad forever. It’s stupid.

-Katsuki

P.S. You’re probably gonna be annoyed with me again soon, but don’t forget, I’m always here.

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'Open When' Letters From Bakugo

Open When Its Our Anniversary

Bet you thought i forgot our anniversary, don’t be an idiot.

Look, I’m not great at all this romantic stuff, but I’ll say it anyway—being with you? It’s been worth every damn second. You’ve somehow managed to put up with me for this long, and I’m not gonna let that go to waste.

You’re not just some random person in my life. You’re someone who’s stuck with me through all the chaos, and I’m not taking that for granted. You’ve got my respect, even if I don’t always show it the way you want me to.

So yeah, happy anniversary. It’s not some big speech, but it’s real. And I’m not going anywhere.

-Katsuki

P.S. My brain's limbic system activates intensely when I'm around you, releasing dopamine, oxytocin, and serotonin, creating a profound emotional and physiological response or whatever.

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'Open When' Letters From Bakugo

Open When It’s New Year’s Eve

New Year’s Eve, huh? And you’re probably sitting there like some idiot, overthinking and getting all sentimental. What the hell is wrong with you? You survived, didn’t you? That’s all that matters.

This year wasn’t perfect? Boo-freaking-hoo. Life’s not perfect, and you know that. It’s messy, it’s brutal, and it doesn’t wait for anyone to catch up. But guess what? You didn’t break. You took the hits, you got back up, and you kept going. That’s what makes you better than half the damn extras out there.

Next year? You’re not gonna waste time doubting yourself or whining about what didn’t go right. You’re gonna push harder, fight smarter, and prove to everyone—including yourself—that you’re unstoppable. And if you think for one second I’m gonna let you slack off, you’re dead wrong. I’ll be there to drag you kicking and screaming into success if I have to.

So quit moping, quit overthinking, and start acting like the badass I know you are. This year is yours to dominate, and if you don’t, I’ll make sure you regret it.

-Katsuki

P.S. If I hear one word about cheesy resolutions or ‘new year, new me’ crap, I’m gonna lose it. Be real, be better, or don’t bother.

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'Open When' Letters From Bakugo

Open When You Need A Hug And Kiss

Tch, you really need a hug and a kiss, huh? Desperate little spoiled brat. Fine, I’ll humor you—but only because you’re my spoiled brat. Don’t think I’m thrilled about it, but if you need it, I guess I’ll give you what you want.

So imagine this: me, wrapping you up in a hug, not letting go until you stop being all soft and needy. Yeah, I know, it’s not something I usually do, but you’re worth it.

And then, a kiss. Nothing crazy, just enough to remind you that I’m here, even if I don’t always show it. You’re important to me, alright? Don’t forget that.

You better not go getting all emotional about it, though. This isn’t some lovey-dovey crap. It’s just me making sure you know you’re not alone.

-Katsuki

P.S. You’re lucky I’m even doing this. Don’t make me regret it.

(he's tooootally red in the face as he writes this while angrily mumbling about stupid this is, how stupid you are with your stupid cute face >.< )

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'Open When' Letters From Bakugo

Open When You Need a Study Break

I'm only writing this stupid thing because i have to. You've probably been staring at your damn books so long your brain's probably about to short-circuit. What the hell's the point of cramming if you're too fried to remember a single thing? You're just being a dumbass at this point. So here's what you're gonna do:

1. Get your lazy ass up. Yeah, move it. Stretch, walk around, do some laps- anything that doesn't involve sitting there looking like a half-dead zombie.

2. Eat something that isn't total crap. You can't run on chips and caffeine, idiot. You wanna pass or pass out?

3. Take a damn break. Watch something stupid, blast your music, whatever chills you out. Just don't waste all your time doom-scrolling on your phone, moron.

And listen up, you better not feel guilty for taking a break. If you burn out, all this studying will be for nothing. So take care of yourself, or I'll come over there and kick your ass into shape myself.

Oh, and don't even think about giving up. Not happening. You're not allowed to fail while I'm around, got it?

-Katsuki

P.S. When you're done, get back to it. No whining, no excuses.

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'Open When' Letters from Bakugo

Open When You're Stressed Out

Oi, what the hell are you doing, extra? Sitting there like a damn idiot, freaking out over nothing. You think that’s gonna fix anything? Tch, you’re just making it worse, dumbass. Snap the hell out of it.

You’re better than this crap, so act like it! Breathe, stand up, and stop wasting my time with your pity party. Stressing out doesn’t fix jack. You’re just sitting there letting your brain rot when you could be doing something useful.

Yeah, life’s a pain in the ass sometimes. Big deal. You’re not some weakling who lets it beat ‘em, so quit acting like a damn loser. You can handle this. You’ve handled worse, haven’t you? So get your stubborn head in the game.

And if you need to blow off steam, fine. Scream, punch something, hell, yell at me if it’ll shut you up. Just don’t sit there whining like some helpless extra. That’s not who you are.

Got it? Good. Now get your ass in gear and remind everyone why you’re a damn badass.

-Katsuki

P.S. Giving up isn’t an option. Ever. So don’t even think about it, idiot.

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'Open When' Letters from Bakugo

Open Now

Oi, dumbass!

If you’re reading this, you’re probably lying in bed looking like a half-dead zombie. Typical. You’re so weak it’s annoying.

Anyway, I wrote this so you don’t do anything stupid while you’re sick. First off, don’t even think about getting up unless it’s for something important. And by important, I mean actually important, not your dumb ideas of 'important.'

Second, drink water. Not soda. Not coffee. Water. You better have a glass next to you already, or I’m gonna kick your ass when you’re better.

Third, rest. No overthinking. No stressing. Just sleep and get better. You’re no use to anyone if you don’t recover fast, especially not to me.

...And fine, I guess I don’t want you to feel like crap. But don’t get all sappy about it, okay? Just do what I said and get better.

-Katsuki

P.S. If you don’t follow these instructions, I’ll personally come over and yell at you until you do.