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[psychic4hire]

((gettin YA BOI ready for the apocalypse 👌 ))

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((Psy’s going to Weehawken! He’s 11 and y’all can find him in Cabin 2!!))

This is no Camp Whispering Rock, but if the campers are cool, I’ll survive!!!

Let’s hope these dweebs like magic!!!!!

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Hello, friend! How are you today?! :D

heya, i’m doing good! how about y–

wh… who the… who’s good boy is this????

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How far into the future can you see?

(SEIZURE WARNING: image movement, flashing colors)

I can see at an impressive rate of 60 seconds per 1 minute.

Nah, my specialties involve mind reading, telekinesis, and pyrokinesis. The only time I get little glimpses at the future is through nightmares.

And they’re… hard to understand.

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Bark bark

somethin’ ain’t right

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Well, mark me down as scared AND horny! Mostly scared! Be careful not to cut your tongue!!

[psychic4hire]

(ask-nitw-onceler) PretzelØ?

PRETZEEEEEELS!!!!!! I’m gonna need one of everything, man!! PSY RULZ OK

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No way, it looks really good on you! ...wait, what happened to your forehead? Lemme just-- *fishes some band-aids out of his pocket*

There you go, pal. Lookin' good!!

yikes, tough break on the spontaneous hair cut. here, I got some of these if your neck gets cold. *offers a cyan blue thneed*

“Is it really that bad?”

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There’s uh... quite a few of these left in my ask box from months ago. Thanks to whoever sent em, it’s really sweet of y’all to check in on me.

But just to be clear; Loveler isn’t my cousin and I definitely don’t have feelings for Rotti. I’m definitely doing better than I was, at least!

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OFFICIAL SIGNUP POST: Thneedmas Exchange!

Read fully before liking/reblogging!

Guess what time it is~!

Just so that there is no confusion, while this blog is styled after the old unite-the-lorax-fandom domain, the mods of this blog is not affiliated in any way with that one; they are simply reviving the event itself because of how much fun it was when active.

The previous moderator has passed the torch to two co-hosts for the event this year.

This blog itself is meant to organize the lorax fandom’s various “secret santa” styled events, and to share the works created by our participants once each exchange has ended. Participants do not have to follow, but if you’d like to keep tabs, feel free to follow our tag: #unitetheloraxfandom

Here are the rules!

1) To signup you must like AND reblog the official post for the current exchange. That would be this one! We will try to message people once they’ve been added to the participants list, so look out for that!

2) We will be contacting you via Tumblr Messaging to send you the name of your buddy. but if it is unavailable we will be sending it to your askbox. Make sure you have your askbox open please! You don’t need to have anon on. If we cant contact you you will be taken OFF of the list without warning.

3) If you change your URL after signing up, you MUST tell us.

4) Signup starts TODAY (December 6th) and will be CLOSED on December 16.

5) After the 16th of December, you will be messaged the name of your secret buddy. They must be unaware that you are their Thneedmas Exchange partner until after the period of posting (December 22 - January 5) or longer depending on issues with post limit.

6) If you signup after the cutoff date, your url will be put on a waiting list for the next exchange. There will be no room for late sign ups.

7) Gifts can be fanart, fanfiction, fan video, etcetera. If you have any other ideas for your gift, feel free to get creative. Also, please try to keep them related to the lorax unless you know your buddy would appreciate something non-lorax related more.

8) If you have had drama in the past with another tumblr user than please let us know ahead of time so we can make certain that neither of you are assigned to each other.

9) Buddies will be assigned by the mods, and you will be buddied up randomly. If you don’t receive a buddy after the signup period is over, then MESSAGE US IMMEDIATELY! DON’T WAIT UNTIL THE DAY BEFORE THE EXCHANGE OR THE LAST DAY OF THE EXCHANGE OR 2 DAYS AFTER THE EXCHANGE.

10) If you have not received your gift in time, you MAY make a request for a makeup one drawn by one of the mods or other blog volunteers; offer is only valid though if you’ve come through with your own partner’s gift, it’s only fair.

Thank you for reading!

[psychic4hire]

*finally, a cool hideaway from the sun! Now to cool off…*

*Psy lays down, enjoying the cool tiles on his belly*

*small puppy scratches at your door* >8'(

…. F-furball….

I thought you were one of the other mutants finally finding its way to my bunker…. What’s a precious bundle of sunshine doing at my doorstep? Where it’s very dangerous!!

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........... *slow tail wag, bouncing after it* !!!!!

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*puts a spiked collar on you with a little syringe* look youre Ren, thats gay

*HUFFS*

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Oh no, everything hurts... I think I'm changing...! *POOF!!!*

........... >8(

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Meow!

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BARK BORK!!!!!

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Can I pet your ears? *Looks at tattoos* DOGGO ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED

doggo illuminati, you gotta be fuckin’ kidding me–

i uh, usually don’t like being touched by strangers but… ear pets sound really good right now

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Shh shh, it’s all good, I’m a dog too. Nothing to be afraid of, friend.

*the small creature trembled, staring oddly at the hand with wide button eyes*