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It will never cease to amaze me that people genuinely feel bad for aros and aces. Life is an infinite buffet of joy. I’m allergic to a couple popular dishes, but so is everyone. Look how much more food there is. No one could possibly have it all.

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Please have heart and do not skip!

Donations urgently needed.

Nader and his family are nearly reaching half of their goal, and we need as much help as possible!

This fundraiser is vetted by @gazavetters, number four on the spreadsheet here

They're not asking for much, just €10 should suffice!

By donating, you are not only helping Nader, but you are saving him and his family.

We have managed to raise €12000 since the beginning of our campaign, and as with any other Palestinian who are fighting for their lives against the oppressors, I do not wish for Nader and his family to succumb to the murderous regime. Please, together we can raise enough so that they can afford for basic necessities as well as for them to be able to escape through the border crossing, once it opens.

We have already dealt with Zionists who attempted to compromise the campaign due to their own vendetta against the Ghazzans, and thanks to you all, we've successfully fough back and won, proving the veracity of this campaign. Please, do not back down. We need everything we can muster to help Nader and his family.

It's only gonna get harder now that UNRWA has been banned in the Settler state. Let's fight this battle together!

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I love blocking people I've never interacted with based off their replies on some random popular post. Wow random user on a post with 50k notes with the worst take ever, I hope I never meet you and will make sure we never do

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Когда-то здесь кипела жизнь

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If you have Spotify reblog this and tag what your number one song on your “on repeat” playlist is.

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i think the key to being a successful classroom teacher is having an ordinary classroom material (eg pen, highlighter, book) but in a really and truly ridiculous size and using it regularly without comment. nothing both throws off and enchants a student of any age than more than walking up to your desk to ask you a question and pausing with baffled uncertainty as they see you grading papers with a pen so large you cannot actually hold it the way you would normally hold a writing utensil. there is a brief moment as they look at you where you are able to raise an eyebrow and go "yes?" while acting like absolutely nothing is odd about the fact that you are currently writing with a multicolor my little pony pen that is half the girth of your forearm and in that moment you hold the most power in the entire school. use it wisely

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How many first cousins do you have? (if you have a rough estimate just guess)

None

1-5

6-10

11-15

16-25

26-40

41-60

61-79

80+

I could not possibly even guess how many cousins I have

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the tv show cash cab used to give me anxiety because it made me think about this situation where i would be having a really shitty day like i just got yelled at at work or something and when i’m trying to get home this bald dude and his disco ceiling would drive me around in a circle and force me to answer trivia questions

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you ever feel like you were born with something rotten inside you and if people get close enough they’re gonna find out

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As a trans woman I think it's really important that we make the switch from gendered washrooms to unisex single occupancy ones so that adults who still live with their parents because housing is unaffordable can meet up and suck and fuck eachother at coffee shops.

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i do not shiver violently when barely cold

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Dog keeps stealing my ball of yarn and all I can think of is this manuscript illustration 🥺

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You show up for your first day at Copyright-Free Magic School. As you're going through orientation, you're informed that all new students get a school-assigned familiar that they are responsible for housing and maintaining. The staff member assures you that your assigned familiar is appropriately chosen and reflects you in some way.

Spin this to find out yours. (Remember, you are responsible for maintaining this familiar in your dorm room.)

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You ever notice how a washing machine 10 minutes is actually about 17 minutes human time

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First time trying wet food. They sent one to see if it was safe while the rest formed a council.