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[prosecutor-miles-edgeworth-pkmn]

//ooc

Reblog this post for Jimmy to send you ONE (1x) mocktail that will attract a random pokemon, regardless of region. I'm using a random generator, and legends will be included.

[prosecutor-miles-edgeworth-pkmn]

ANONYMOUS PDA MEME

💖: i have a romantic crush on you!

💜: i want to make sure you’re happy

💙: i have a friend crush on you!

💚: im a little jealous of you

💛: i just think you’re cute!

💘: i wouldnt say no to a platonic marriage

👀: im too shy to talk to you

💗: i want to give you a hug!

💋: i want to kiss you!

💪: id fight someone if they talked shit about you

🔊: im really glad i started following you!

💬: we should talk more!

💭: i think about you a lot

👏: everything you say is great wtf…

🎧: you have excellent music taste!

👑: your blog aesthetic is lovely!

🚨: you intimidate me

[prosecutor-miles-edgeworth-pkmn]

M!A: A magatama! Remind you of anyone~?

So you're the reason why I have this. Does he still have his matagama?

[prosecutor-miles-edgeworth-pkmn]

Today was definitely a scare. Woke up with it in my hands, is he here? Does he know I'm here?

[prosecutor-miles-edgeworth-pkmn]

If I'm not mistaken they meant a Kay Faraday that managed to also "fall" to this world, and if I recall. You live here correct?

So it's you... Gumshoe... Feels like we're missing someone...

Well given the facts, it's a possibility that this gumshoe is not the same gumshoe from the universe I am from but I believe you are speaking about is Kay

[prosecutor-miles-edgeworth-pkmn]

Hey Miles, have you ever heard of this show called the platinum shogun?

Not that I can recall... Is that a new spin off of the steel samurai?

[prosecutor-miles-edgeworth-pkmn]

So it's you... Gumshoe... Feels like we're missing someone...

Well given the facts, it's a possibility that this gumshoe is not the same gumshoe from the universe I am from but I believe you are speaking about is Kay

[prosecutor-miles-edgeworth-pkmn]

It seems that I'll have an "assistant" for this case, Her name is Opal Liyson.

She's quite the detective I will say, At the very least she does take her job seriously

[prosecutor-miles-edgeworth-pkmn]

Hey, so... My Sneasel stole something from a museum. Am I at risk of being prosecuted here?

Well you better hurry up and return that before it does get you into trouble.

[prosecutor-miles-edgeworth-pkmn]

Yeah... Sorry, dude. We get earthquakes more in the south and east of Unova... I hear Galar is less shaky?

I will be able to manage, though I thank you for the information

[prosecutor-miles-edgeworth-pkmn]

Whatever will you do without tea regularly delivered to your office? I daresay you'll die of thirst.

Honestly do you think that I can't make my own tea?

[prosecutor-miles-edgeworth-pkmn]

Of course... What I need right now. A bloody Earthquake.

[prosecutor-miles-edgeworth-pkmn]

Does Miles Edgeworth is gay?

Excuse me?

[prosecutor-miles-edgeworth-pkmn]

Ack, that sucks. My sis- her kid's a big fan of ya. And hey, any inspiration my my niece is a friend of mine. Tell you what- if you can read up on laws regarding sentience in pokémon and culpability, I'll see about sending a few cases your way.

-Andrew

A little kid... Is a fan of me? That is quite a surprise. Considering kids have these fantastical creatures, Your niece reminds me of when I was younger...

And yes I have read up on the general information regarding pokemon, I am thankful for your help Andrew.

[prosecutor-miles-edgeworth-pkmn]

Hello, Andrew here. How goes the cases? I understand you're quite the accomplished prosecutor in your world- it must be awkward going back to basics.

Yes, it's especially annoying since I've been here for weeks.

I am a fast learner and I'm certain that I have caught up with everything I need to know. Besides if it was just issues due to paperwork I would have easily managed it.

[prosecutor-miles-edgeworth-pkmn]

Have they let you go into a bigger case yet Edgeworth?

Not yet, I've been for a few weeks and they still don't believe that I understand the rules of this world.

[prosecutor-miles-edgeworth-pkmn]

It means you're gay

And that's the only reason they are reacting to my messages with the rainbow cubes?