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Frat!Chris you will always be missed

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Frat!Chris you will always be missed

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James: *seductively* I bet you’d like to see me naked

Regulus: *takes James’s glasses* I bet you’d like to see

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some pictures of my husband.

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LMAOOO

James: Do you have a list of things that would make you stop loving me?

Sirius: Of course not, I will always love you Prongs

James: Phew okay great, in that case I have something to tell you..

Sirius: Wait actually if you fucked my brother that would be pretty bad. Like I would probably kill you and bury your body where no one would ever be able to find it, but you wouldn't do that anyway so... what did you want to tell me?

James: *sweating and trying to hide his surprise I'm dating your brother cake* Uh- You have, um cute eyebrows?!

Sirius: Thank you so much James, I wasn't really feeling them today, didn't think they were on their a game you know? But that, that has made my day.

Remus: *rethinking all his relationships* The fuck?

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poly!marauders who are mafia and the reader, their wife, is just casually reading a book while getting flirted on by one of the men who want to work with them and her husbands catch it and the man gets in so much trouble

“hello darling.” the voice wasn’t one you recognized, looking up from your book, seeing the man towering over you. one your husbands had invited over for a conference with a few others.

“hi.” you were starting to get uncomfortable, the door to the conference was still slightly open, and james always sat closet to it in case anything were to happen.

“what’s got you waiting out here?”

“my husbands.” you tried to shuffle away from the coach, trying to get up before he grabbed your upper arm.

“there’s no to run.” the way he made you smile was uneasy, and you were just praying james was listening to you closely enough to hear the commotion.

“can you let go, please.” you pleaded, wincing loudly when he tighten his grip.

“lovie?” james peeked his head out seeing the two of you, immediately storming out of the room towards the two of you.

“mr potter.” the main shook in fear, letting go of your arm, pushing you away from him. 

you stumbled away, james quick enough to catch you. “go get pads and remmy.” he whispered in your ear sending you off.

“where do you get off on touching my wife?” james sneered.

“sir-i-i didn’t know.” his hands were starting to become sweaty.

“doesn’t make it any better.”

“there a problem here?” sirius came out, you and remus lingering by the doorway.

“yeah there is, this bloke thought it was a good idea to put his hands on y/n, i think it should be repaid.”

“lovely idea.” sirius smirked.

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she sat on his lap, and whispered his ear

gently and slowly

while tears droping her cheekbones,

running down to his lips

"are you real?"

asked,

"no, but"

he licked the saltiness

"i'll always be real..."

and touched his lips

to her forehead

and his soul

lyed on her mind

"right here,"

she closed her eyes

lips touching his neck,

then he moved away.

and said

before

disappearing,

"just like every other thing."

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My last post had me thinking more about Sirius and Barty being grudging allies due to Jegulus and I thought of this.

James and Regulus: on a date, unaware they are being watched

Sirius, hiding in a bush with binoculars: Crouch?

Barty, also hiding in a bush with binoculars: Black? What the fuck are you doing here?

Sirius: I’m chaperoning, what the fuck are you doing?

Barty: I’m chaperoning!

Sirius: Well I got here first!

Barty: yeah? Well I’m Regulus’ best friend so I deserve to be here

Sirius: OH YEAH?! Well I’m James’ best friend AND Reggie’s brother sooo

Barty: I’m more of a brother to him then you ever will be! You’re just a stupid prat!

Sirius: OH REALLY?!?! WHY DON’T YOU JUST PISS OF AND SNOG ROSIER OR SOMETHING?!

Barty: Why would I kiss Evan?????

Sirius: Well he clearly has a crush on you you dumb twat

Barty: he does????? That’s weird…..anyway, you can’t call me the dumb twat when you probably didn’t even realise that Loony Lupin is in love with you!

Sirius: Moony???? Really?????

Barty: well obviously, it’s sickening seeing how you two look at eachother, disgusting, the both of you

Sirius: ……*runs out of bush to find Remus* MOOOOOONYYYYYYYY CROUCH SAID YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON ME

Barty: crazy prat *sticks head out of bush to continue watching the date but sees James and Regulus glaring at him with their arms crossed* …shit *slowly hides in the bush again*

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OH OH OH also them making fun of her american accent because they think it’s so cute </3

"Y/N," Remus chuckled, "Say 'water' again."

"Water," You grit your teeth, "Hey Remus, what do you call sausages with mashed potatoes?"

"This isn't about us," Sirius sneered teasingly, "This is about you americans and your stupid way of talking."

"Stchewpid," You parroted Sirius, shrieking indignantly at the pinch James landed on your side, "'S not fair! Your accent is worse."

"We don't have accents," James gloated, "We talk normally."

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“my child is fine” your child wants to marry multiple fictional characters

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Fights

Remus,earlier: Fuck you!!

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Remus, now regretting the fight: um..i'd like to..unfuck..you..?

Sirius, horny af at angry!Remus: you can't unfuck me bitch! You better just fuck me again cause' you didn't do it right the first time.

James: ....

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[Remus and Sirius are having a rather raucous conversation in the kitchen of 12 Grimmauld Place. Severus passes by them.]

Remus: "Hey, Severus. Settle an argument for us."

Sirius: "What do you call the thing between the dick and the arsehole?"

[Severus stops and squints at them.]

Severus: "The kitchen table."

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hey you look really cute today

april fools you look cute everyday keep it up 

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finding a new series to watch and always being attracted to atleast one man in it

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PETER PARKER + reusing shirts throughout the years

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Pretty boyyy

Just Benjamin Thomas Barnes <3

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When you've already read all the good fanfics