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plurality on tv : ahhg..watch out my...EVIL ALTER!!!! HE'S COMING OUT!!!! HES GOING TO JEFF THE KILL YOU!!!!!!
plurality in real life:
friend: is something wrong
me: (staring off) Somebody is mad.because i want the pink donut
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"ohhhh i'm an influencerrr" you are a shill. you are the fucking slap chop guy. sell me some oxyclean
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Was scrolling through my notes. What the fuck did I mean by this???

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Fandom spaces have GOT to stop finding out about concept art & saying they were supposed to have x or y. That鈥檚 not how concept art works, there isn鈥檛 a secret better show they decided to hide from you for no reason
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i havent the faggiest idea what youre talking about
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i am normal and can be trusted around electrical equipment
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you are morally ethicallyand spiritually obligated. to think about gay sex on the clock
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