oxxx[:::::::::::> | ker(es) | it/they/any + any/all neos | → current favorite neos: sie/xey/ne/bug/bite/ae ← | neurodiv | big ‘ol queer genderqueer mess | devilman | kwite viewer (kweer) | phannie (affectionately derogatory) | newly assigned ethogirl (and gemboy) | the sand pit | np fam + ty babe | and the universe said i love you because you are love | not a bit of you is gone; you’re just less orderly | 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🎗👑🐷🪐 | <:::::::::::]xxxo
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I’m literally so so incredibly good at being cozy and in bed covered in blankets and I recieve no recognition for it 😔
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Im a real boring bitch! A snoozer! A low key homebody!!! I love loneliness AND privately trying to deal with emotional trauma!!!
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stupid thing about me is I don’t cut corners but I also have no work ethic. if I do something it WILL be done right. no telling whether I’ll actually fucking do it tho
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they and also og top gear should come back together just for this purpose. i think adam and jaime can get over their dislike of each other for this.
rip mythbusters you would've loved destroying cybertrucks
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“what’s posted on the internet stays there forever” is true for everything except that one piece of fanart you saw when you were 10 that changed the trajectory of your life forever. you will never find that again it is gone forever
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what if bugs could cough. like imagine spraying a roach with some raid and it starts hacking violently before passing away
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when you start losing your appetite and getting out of bed gets suspiciously too hard
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The Great Lakes should have their own very small species of whale
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When you first saw lumpfish, were you blinded by its majesty?
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Voters in Iowa have the opportunity to do something very funny here.
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boop (have you eaten today? have you drank water? are you doing well? i love you. i wish you the best)
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please support this interracial french gay couple and their 20 kids
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(scary dom voice) call the restaurant, slut. im too shy
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