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Can I have a smutty dictionary? Or a list of smutty words?
Sure! Now, this is definitely incomplete; these are the ones I use most often. If you have any to add, please do!
“The Smut Writer’s Dictionary”
Arousal/Anticipation
hot
warm
burn
ache
heat
swell
red/pink flush
roil
dizzy
foggy
rush of [heat, for example]
heavy
heady
intoxicating
thick [air/atmosphere]
thrum
ignite
desire
pulse quickened
tempt
tantalizing
throb
excite
prickle
tingle
turn on
What People Look Like
disheveled
blissed out
eyes glazed over
eyes rolled back in head
flushed
sweaty
glistening
mouth open
eyes closed
General Movement
clutch
crawl
slap
swat
smack
nuzzle
fidget
squirm
fast
slow
lift
fold
embrace
melt into/against
bend
shove
wiggle
wriggle
tuck
glide
clenching/unclenching
General Touching
caress
graze
brush
stimulate
flick
massage
skim
drag
shiver
goosebumps
flutter
grope
fondle
pet
pleasure [as in: pleasured himself]
nudge
stroke
feather-light
tease
probe
wander
knead
capture
grip
Kissing/Rimming
suck
bite
nibble
lick
slide
wet
flick tongue at/against
bite
bury [his face] in
ravish
dip [tongue into]
weave lips together
capture [his] lips
press a kiss against
drop a kiss to [body part]
Noises
grunt
growl
moan
groan
sigh
breath hitching
gasp
sharp intake of breath
exhale
cry
keen
whimper
whine
hoarse
ragged
garbled
strangled
croak
shout
Verbs for Speaking
breathe
whisper
sigh
gasp
groan
moan
grunt
growl
order
snap
spat
cry
murmur
mumble
beg
whimper
whine
croak
Preparation
finger
open [himself] up
work [himself] open
pump [fingers/toy] in and out
spread
shove
slick/slicken
lubed [himself] up
Blow Job
lick
suck
envelop
wet
mouth at [something]
slobber
dripping
flick tongue at/against
blow
drool
Hand Job/Masturbation
pump
twist
squeeze
rub
fondle
cup
stroke
palm
tap
grip
Dry Humping
grind
rub
rock
hump
roll hips together/against
Fucking
push in
press in/against
slide in
breach
pop in
bury [himself] in/into/inside
in to the hilt
penetrate
sink down on
split open
tight
fill
roll
thrust
drive
pound
rock
bounce
buck
slam
meld
frantic
fuse
pace [fast or slow, for example]
clench
grind
Orgasm/Words for Feeling Pleasure
come/cum
climax
peak
topple over
fall over
tumble over
let go
spill
contract
convulse
writhe
quiver
shiver
shudder
shoot
tremble
ejaculate
pulse
pulsate
twitch
arch [his back]
blissed out
spasm
burst
reeling
throb
tremor
ecstasy
swallow
shockwaves
release
spurt
jerk
Taste
tangy
sweet
bitter
salty
Smell
musky
heady
intoxicating
tangy
sweet
Cooldown/Cleanup
sticky
sweaty
glistening
chest heaving
wipe
dab
wash
spent
soften
flagged [as in: his cock flagged]
fulfilled
satisfied
left reeling
cuddle
snuggle
plaster [as in: plastered themselves together OR plastered to each other’s side]
flop around
boneless
limp
Words to Describe Cock
cock
dick
shaft
tip
ridge
hard
firm
glisten
thick
length
red
flushed
engorged
throbbing
quivering
twitching
Words to Describe Feelings/Touches/Movements/Sensations
gentle
soft
rough
hard
fervid
feverish
fervor
passionate
vulnerable
exposed
sensual
silky
fleeting
prickle
tingle
tender
warm
electric
spark
Misc. Smutty Words and Phrases
with abandon
need
want
overcome
erupt in [goosebumps, for example]
pliant
viscous
erotic
long for
yearn
yield
urge
bloom [as in: color bloomed across his cheeks]
intimate
relax
vigorous
thrill
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Smut Thesaurus [18+/NSFW]
By request of the discord! Here’s the smut thesaurus I’ve been building to help me write. It’s even longer now because I included some extra words from The Ultimate Guide to Writing Smut Fic by QuinnAnderson on AO3.
How many words are there for “penis” and “thrust” (that aren’t completely cringey)? Here are all the ones I’ve gathered so far 😂
It’s going under the read-more cut because it’s over 1,000 words in bullet-point form so it is loooong.
EDIT: Here are some additional pointers!
Keep reading
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I dont know why but the DOGE MEME MAKES ME DIE OF LAUGHTER
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I went to the movies with a friend of mine to watch "You're next" and these two guys come in going "ayo erryone how u guys doin yoyoyoyo" and everyone just starts laughing until something predictable is going to happen lyk someone getting killed yayaaya
then both of them stand up and one of them says "man fuck this shit im out" looool
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Posted from myster-lvr: http://mystery-lvr.tumblr.com/
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Untitled on We Heart It http://weheartit.com/entry/74367555/via/sonamu22
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tumblr relationships make me mad…cus I want one
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