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that being said, this doesn't have to do with anyone else's decision to leave or anything else going on in the rp. i love you guys all so so much, each and every one of you. even though we might not have talked that much, or we may not have interacted, or you probably don't even know it - i love you. this rp has been my family for the past year, and it's always going to be. i have gained so many new friends, learned so much more about rping and myself, and have just had one of the best experiences that i've ever had during my two and a half years of rping in this group.

it's really hard to leave this group, because i've been very attached to it for the past year, but i think it's time that i leave. everyone eventually comes to that time when they know that it's time to leave an rp because it can no longer do anything for them, and this is my time. i have loved being zayn here for so long, and i'm going to miss it a lot. i'm going to miss you guys more than anything and if u want to talk to me my kik is stfuzayn or my aim is kanye.westicle (yes u heard that one right westicle as in kanye) pLS ADD ME BC I'LL MISS U ALL

okay

this is it

maybe because i tried to do this once before and ended up coming back

who knows

goodbye

i love you guys so much i'm crying i love u xox

bey :~(

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That was probably the worst joke that I've heard in a long time.

So I read a story about a guy who robbed this one town’s grocery store one night. And the thing that got me was that all he took was every jar of peanut butter, except the crunchy kind. But, the police think it’s the work of a smooth criminal.

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Nope, no breaks for you, Gomez.

I’m nearly free with this sickness but now I have a headache. Can I get a break?

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I say go for it.

I kind of just want to dance

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Hi there, name's Zayn. Nice to meet you.

Hi there everyone! I’m Amy, so nice to meet you all! 

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That sounds horrible, try and get some rest.

I’m so ill, spent all of yesterday and last night curled up in bed feeling sorry for myself

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That's probably the most disturbing thing I've heard recently. Although that's what you get for pissing off Siri.

The most horrifying thing just happened. I was bored so I was messing around with Siri. Now, I said “I don’t like you.” I don’t know how it changed to “anal bleeding” and now Siri has found me articles and articles to cure anal bleeding. What the fudge is up with this guy?

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I don't understand how people can manage having eight kids. Just thinking about dealing with eight children running around my house sounds terrifying. I can barely think about dealing with one or two.

Spent the morning watching reruns of Jon and Kate plus 8. Don’t ask me why, but those kids are adorable. How does she deal with that many kids? I don’t get it.

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Hey, you never know, they're might actually be holiday somewhere like that. If not, there should be. I mean, who wouldn't want to celebrate the fact that you've got a pet dragon around. Everyone could have theirs on a leash, maybe fly it around. It'd be exciting. I don't know what I'm talking about. Sherlock is pretty much the only thing people have been talking about lately, but no. It's too much thinking for me to actually watch. I don't think there's any reason to be ashamed of it. Watch what you wanna watch on television, Liam. That doesn't make sense, though. Why not meese, or meeses? I'm working on it, but it's not going very well. You think I could buy them and just pretend that I baked them? That could work.

Finally, you feel my pain. But, Pet Dragon Day? I don’t think I’ve ever heard of that holiday before, maybe I should ask about it. I’m not sure dragons exist anymore, anyways. I mean, there are Komodo Dragons — but those are lizards and not actual dragons from movies or something. Are you talking about Sherlock? I feel like I’m the only British person who doesn’t watch that show, should I be ashamed of myself? Probably.  I don’t think they call them meese, Zayn. Just moose, and mooses. But what do I know? I’m not Canadian. You should probably make more for her, or else she’ll rip your head off or something and we kind of need you with your head attached and everything.

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Drinking milk out of a bag sounds pretty weird. Like it'd remind me of drinking milk from of a cow, which is weird. Canada also has a lot more moose than around here, and I've always wanted to meet one. But it's a lot colder there, so I don't know if I'd like it there. I'm working on figuring out the baking part, hey. You and two little ones will be perfectly taken care of under my watch. Do you normally hang out around Meredith's litter box, because that seems a little odd, babe. If I could carry them, I would be more than willing to do it for you.

They also have bagged milk in Canada, so I’m all for this big move. But it might not help with the whole TV situation, because I’ve got a feeling you’re going to be addicted to the same shows no matter where you live. And hey, you better learn how to bake and fast. I’ve got three of us to feed now, y’know, but all I want to do is sleep. Sleep a lot. And cry, and try to stay far away from the smell of Meredith’s litter box and very close to the scent of pasta sauce. And for you to have these children inside of you instead of me. 

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Your loss. 

I didn't read half of this.

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Being addicted to American television shows is so annoying because they have so many dumb holidays for everything. I mean, every other week, I end up disappointed when I go to see if the next episode is up yet, because of course, nope. It’s fucking Veterans Day or Thanksgiving or Christmas or Pet Dragon Day or whatever crazy holiday they can come up with in the states. But then again, being addicted to British shows isn't all that better either. I mean, you watch three episodes, and then have to wait two years for the next one, so that's not any better. Television sucks everywhere, I should just move to Canada or something. They have a lot of moose there. Moose, mooses, meese, what's the word for it? In other news, I ate all of Taylor's cookies while she was taking a nap and I should probably make her more but I can't bake to save my life.

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but then i think i should just stick with zayn and barbarA

but then i kind of miss playing demi

but then i think about playing someonE NEW

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