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can I submit a quote

sure

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Tord: I didn’t even really mean to, but I kind of wound up taking over a city. It needed doing, so I did it.

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Matt: This is a mass text; does anybody know where I am?

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Tom and Tord having an argument

Tom (very drunk): HOLD UP HOLD UP HOLD UP. Her sister was a witch, right? And what was her sister? A PRINCESS! The wicked witch of the east, bro!

*Matt and Edd losing their minds in the background*

Tord: *pulls knife out of his pocket* I'm gonna stab him.

Tom: You're gonna look at me and tell me that I'm WRONG?! Am I wrong? She wore a crown and she came down in a BUBBLE, TORD. Grow up bro, grow up!

Tord: Get educated!

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Tom: Me though, I can tell my life story right now.

Edd: Really?

Tom: At age 6 I was born without a face.

Edd: *loses it*

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That fire drill scene from the Office but with Eddsworld characters.

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Okay so I know almost nothing about TBATF and have no serious opinions about it but Tord’s page on the TBATF wiki has me fucking rolling.

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Edd and Tord energy.

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Tord: The risk I took was calculated, but man am I bad at math.

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Matt: Yes, I looked both ways before crossing the street.

Matt: I looked both gorgeous and radiant.

Matt: Too bad I got hit by that car.

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Future Tord: Tom, stop spreading your negativity in this base.

Future Tom: electrons.

Future Tord:

Future Tord: I should kick your ass.

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YOU’RE ALIVE??

Fortunately, I am in fact alive.

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Tord, talking to Edd: y'know, communism is sort of like the rain because at first it seems nice, but then when you really get out into it iT IS EVEN B E T T E R!

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Can I draw some of your quotes?

Sure!!

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Tom: When I first met you, I did not like you.

Tord: I’m aware of that.

Tom: But then you and I had some time together.

Tord: Uh-huh.

Tom: It did not get better.

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Penis

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may I have some loops, brother?

Here ya go