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A fun idea popped into my mind.

Batman but his shadows kinda works like Dr. Facilier’s or Peterpan’s ? idk but I just wanna draw Batman and his shadow doing who knows what DSGDSHD

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It's always "what's up" and never "i love you in every universe"

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“The Batman Was Humorless” Counterpoint:

That robber in the Drophead costume suddenly getting hit by a car because he’s so busy shitting his pants at the sight of a dark alley

Thumb Drive. Gotta give Riddler the W on this one, that was pretty good

Gordon treating Batman like he’s his fucking drinking buddy, but particularly “You could’ve pulled that punch, man.” and “No guns.” “That’s your thing, man.”

The running gag with the twins answering the door to the Iceberg Lounge and Bruce being there

Penguin’s interrogation. “WORLD’S GREATEST DETECTIVES!!!! NO HABLA ESPANOL????”

Penguin, with his ankles zip-tied together, fucking WADDLING

“Oh hey! Mr. Wayne!” “…………………………………………”

Honestly Martinez in general, dark horse contender for favorite character

It gets disturbing real quick, but that brief moment where they crack Riddler’s secret video and he’s addressing his cult like a FUCKING youtuber like “Hey guys! Thank you all so much for the support, uhhh the tips on detonators were really helpful”

“You have a lot of cats.”

“Look at me.” (thumb under her chin, making heavy eye contact, she’s ready to kiss him………) “Contacts look good.” (Selina’s visible sexual frustration)

Batman’s attempt to skydive off the GCPD’s roof through a busy city. Reality ensues.

“I just ordered a piece of pumpkin pie-”(HEADSLAMONCOUNTER)

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I think one of the best things about the new batman movie is that rather than go the route of past adaptations where bruce is just this lone savior figure who stands apart in this sea of terrible heartless criminals, it makes it a point to show him as someone with deep roots within gotham and for whom the city’s degradation and the acts of cruelty that go on within it are deeply felt. it shows him as someone who has been the victim of incredible violence, as someone who is still carrying and processing that trauma (while also taking the time to explore his positions of privilege and how that privilege comes into play here) as someone who is able to empathize with other victims of similar trauma and who ultimately comes to understand that perpetuating a continuing cycle of violence is getting all of them nowhere. it takes a look at both the characters of bruce wayne and batman and gives us a hero who is able to look at a devastated city filled with devastated people and decide they’re all worth trying to save. this is a movie that says, “hurt people hurt people, but sometimes, hurt people can help each other too” and I think that’s brilliant.   

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🦇 🦇 🦇 Batman 2022 Spoilers! 🦇 🦇 🦇

I would like to talk about the sequence in which Bruce watches Riddler’s video about the Wayne family history.

Bruce is someone who has a rose-colored view of his parents. It’s easy to romanticize a dead loved one, especially if they passed before you could grow to be critical of them.

Not only is he hearing awful things about mom and dad, he’s hearing things that completely shatter his reason for living. He’s hearing that his father, a man who prioritized human life above all else, had someone killed. (We find out later that this isn’t 100% the case but for Bruce in this moment it’s true.)

There’s a really brilliant edit after the Riddler exposes that Martha was in and out of mental hospitals: It cuts to Bruce, wide-eyed, shaking, devastated. This man who is clearly struggling with mental illness himself just saw that his family has a serious history of it. He is horrified.

Right after this scene he goes to talk to Falcone. He looks like shit. He is incredibly vulnerable. Falcone treats him like a 10 year old and Bruce just takes it.

I’ve said this before but we have NEVER had an on-screen Batman who was so vulnerable, so raw. He might have his defenses up at Batman but as Bruce Wayne? He is flayed open.

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DC Legends

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I saw The Batman last night and all you need to know about it is that Robert Pattinson plays Batman like a total badass but he plays Bruce Wayne as a sad wet cat and it is perfect

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my brother wanted me to paint That Scene from the batman.

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saw a movie

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The batman (2022) + text posts

Bonus:

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finally saw batman. during the scene in the iceberg lounge my dad leaned over to me and said "club penguin" and then didnt look at me for the rest of the film

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sleep- b.b.

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summary: bucky’s desperately trying to work out how to live w a brain like his and a heart that’s been through what it has, and he also, happens to be desperately in love. 

He can’t sleep.

He can’t sleep, and it’s not fair to her, it’s not, but he’s sitting in their kitchen, with not enough light and absolutely nothing but work on his mind.

Because this job- he doesn’t know if he can do it. He’s hurt so many people, and every day he looks at hands that have killed, lives with a body that was the last thing so many people ever saw. He’s a murder weapon, an instrument of torture, and this- what he does with SHEILD, it’s-

A drop in a bucket. Could never make up for it, make up for the amount of hurt he’s caused.

She’s the brightest spot in his world, and that’s probably fucking wrong, but there’s so much wrong with him. For the first few months after he’s been himself again, the only thing he saw when he closed his eyes was violence, the only thing he heard was the kind of screams that shatter more than your hearing.

And her-

She’s so unlikely, a blip in his unlikely radar, and he’s been gone for her since the moment she looked at him. She’s graceful, a delicacy for the sake of grace rather than weakness, and she treats him like he’s precious. He’s made of metal and pain and she touches him like he’s a miracle.

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“I’m pretty sure thats private property.”

Miles gasps and jumps, whipping around anxiously before freezing.

“Y-You’re-You’re Spiderman.” He drops his spray can, buckling slightly against the wall.

Peter shifts just slightly, takes a step forward, and Miles inches away. The kid looks like hes about to bolt, but Peter raises his hands cautiously.

“Hey, hey, you’re not hurting nobody.” He promises. “I’m not mad, I….”

His gaze shifts to the Iron Man piece behind Miles. The placement of color, and intrinsic realism that displays his hero, his father.

“I’m impressed.” He says gently. Miles slowly relaxes and turns to the graffiti. He looks up at it, slowly takes a few steps back, before he’s standing next to Peter.

“He saved my Dad,” Miles says, swallowing thickly. “It’s the least I could do..”

Peter nods slowly, just staring. A few brief moments of silence passes between them, before Miles notices Peter’s shoulders beginning to shake, the way his head dips down, the way he places his hands over his face.

“M-Mr. Spiderman?” Miles asks awkwardly, placing an unsure hand on his shoulder.

Peter chokes out a laugh at that, but it dissolves into a sob, and suddenly he’s on his knees, his body shaking violently as he tries to keep himself together. Miles bends down next to him, and, still unsure of what to do, decides to try and rub his back to comfort the distraught hero.

“I couldn’t save him. I should have saved him, it’s all my fault-It’s-” Spiderman let out another heart wrenching sob into the dead of night, and all Miles could think about how weird this situation was.

You meet a superhero and you expect them to be big and stern and strong, but what he sees now is a broken man who, come to think of it, doesnt sound that much older than Miles himself.

“Hey, hey, Mr. Spiderman, it’s not-it’s not your fault-” He reassures, but even himself begins to feel the weight of the world crawl onto his shoulders. A heavy lump forms in his chest, and rolls up his throat, and he swallows thickly as he listens to Peter cry next to him.

Eventually the tears die down, but Miles doesnt move. They are stuck in time, in a moment he feels that shouldn’t be broken.

“He was-he was… like a father to me.” Peter whispers to the ground. “He… He was all I had.” He chokes just slightly, sniffles, and then turns his head.

Miles tilts his own curiously, before he freezes up as he notices Spiderman beginning to roll up his mask just slightly to wipe his nose. Miles averts his gaze, giving him his privacy.

After finishing his sniffling, Peter rolls his masks back down, and looks up at the wall.

“He saved all of us.” Miles says softly. “I was… alone for so…. so long.” His voice shakes. “And then one day I wake up and theyre home again…”

His mind races to the months prior to this very moment. He thinks of his mother and father, disoriented and confused, but alive.

Peter looks at him quietly, the mask hiding his own expression.

“Sometimes…… we gotta lose the people we love,” Miles says quietly. “To cherish the life we have.”

Peter looks away, back at the ground.

“It happened to you too.” Miles says. He thinks back to the years in the streets, the loneliness, the terror. The walls he destroyed with his own feelings, not a care in the world. The anger he felt at the universe.

“You disappeared. So many people did. But he brought them all back. Isnt that worth something?”

Another silent moment passes between them. For a moment, as he looks up at the Iron Man displayed on the wall, the word “Hero” under the image, he remembers he should be in trouble.

But he isnt…

“I cant do it.” Peter breathes, and Miles snaps up to look at him.

“Everyone is depending on me to-to do the right thing. Nobody is saying it, but we all know that-that its up to me, now.” He says shakily.

“What if I mess up? What if I disappoint him? What if im not the man he wanted me to become?” His voice drops.

“What if I cant be better?”

Miles stares at him, gaping just slightly, and then sits up. Peter watches him go, but is shocked to see the boy spin around.

“You’re freaking Spiderman!” Miles squeaks, pointing at him. “You dont have to try at all.” He says softly. “You’ve already got it. You’re the best we have-that we could ever ask for. Nobody is doubting you. The only person who doesn’t see that is you.” He says.

“If Iron Man, the guy who saved the universe, didnt have an ounce of faith in you, he wouldnt have bothered in the first place.”

The moment the words leave his mouth, he wants to take them back. Talk about being a huge dick to a mourning hero, who could totally kick the shit out of him and make it look like an accident if he wanted to.

Spiderman stares at him for a long, brief silence, and Miles really is afraid he’s going to swing at him.

But he doesnt.

Peter stands, walks forward, and then grabs the kid, pulling him into a fierce hug.

And while Miles returns it, all he can think is oh my god i am hugging spiderman right now

When Peter steps back, he chuckles wetly and clears his throat.

“You’re a good kid, Miles. We should hang out some time.” He says simply and thwips out a web to a nearby building.

“I-uh-Yeah! Yeah, totally!” He squeaks out, totally caught off guard.

Peter gives him a firm nod, before looking up and disappearing into the night.

Just as he disappears, Miles frowns, before looking up into the sky.

“Wait, how do you know my name!”

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Thor is only one letter away from Thot and I think that’s very telling

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earlier this month it was 120 degrees in Australia , but yeah lets continue to mock those trying to save us in the 12 years we have left to slow climate change’s effects. 

What is the worst thing that could happen if we listen to scientists and change our ways, and then it turns out they were lying? 

Slowly dying in a mad max hell world to own the libs I guess. 

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