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i love the french, i love the way they pronounce Rs like they're disgusted with them

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Ice Storm ~ Montreal, Quebec, Canada 1998

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Edging him until he’s completely delirious and when you tell him to “say the magic words” he accidentally says “I love you”

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bouquet!

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they used to do nothing to me back in the morally neutral lab. it sucked

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spite house

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gen ℤ invents WOKE negative numbers!!!!!!

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traditionally, when the plastic serving tray isnt available, many Americans will flatten and smooth out the brown paper McDonald's bag where they will place the french fries in a pile and dedicate a separate area of the bag to a serving or two of ketchup. Often times this method of serving McDonald's fries is communal, especially when enjoyed by family groups or bonded American pairs (see: dating). However, if the burger is served in a cardboard clamshell, many Americans can be seen using the top of the clamshell as a dedicated ketchup receptacle for nuggets and fries. There does exist a small, often alienated population, who will drizzle the ketchup directly on top of the french fries. But this is often considered taboo and poor form due to convivence and the uneven distribution of ketchup.

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IM DUMPING CRUDE OIL ON THE POST BELOW THIS

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shoutout to this depressed 15 year old girl on urban dictionary i hope her birthday was nice

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It sucks that they got rid of every activity. It’s only phone in bed now. They got rid of everything else

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Overcompensation

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Everyone is so weird about people who cry easily. Fellas, is it evil and manipulative to *checks notes* have an involuntary stress response?

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I like the implication that, in the show, Stan really is perfectly capable of using Real People Swears. Like, he isn’t cosmically constrained by the reality of existing in a kids’ tv show. Instead, for some reason he decided that despite exposing the twins to everything from counterfeiting money to lying to federal agents to a Literal Actual Cosmic Demon God Thing, he’s going to be a good influence in one (1) specific arena and not swear in front of the kids. Like buddy I think it might be too late to pretend to be a responsible adult. The least you can do is teach Dipper every single swear word you know. He deserves it.

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ngl falling asleep in a girls arms would cure me I think