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Coolest thing about lord of the rings? The king of horses shows up. It appears he is no different from all other horses

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Sherlock Holmes and the hound with a basketball or something I haven’t read that one

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DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE NEANDERTHAL CHILD WITH DOWN'S SYNDROME? Because they're all I've been thinking about when I'm sad for the past few days. Their existence makes me less sad.

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officially the best line in The Odyssey

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Day 4, rufous hummingbird

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if there’s a chance that your actions may lead to galaxy-wide fuck-up, it’s best to just die first and avoid the consequences

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In the Moonlight & At the Blue Hour by Jens Steyer

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call me cephalophoric the way i carry my own severed head around

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Han’s lucky that Alderaan blew up because their press would eat him alive. My guy has to contend with the fact that the last Viceroy who married into the royal family is Bail freaking Organa and he ran drugs for a living. Somewhere there is a space Piers Morgan throwing a fit about it.

"han solo would be star wars meghan markle in an alderaan isn't exploded au" isnt meta i ever expected to read but it is nonetheless very correct

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I’m so sorry, but this just looks like a rip from a rap video.

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the twins 🥺

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Took a risk and it paid off

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I was thinking about Aragorn’s stupidly long legs again and I think it should be canon that he regularly smacks his forehead into low door frames and stuff. Just somwhere in Minas Tirith there’s a loud thunk followed by a long string of Sindarin swearwords and Arwen is like “ah yes, here he comes, the King of Gondor and Arnor, the love of my life.”