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Vegeta: What type of dog is this?

Bulma: That’s a tortoise.

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Goten: Can we get a birthday cake?

Gohan: It’s not your birthday.

Goten: The cake won’t know!

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Vegeta: Stop doing that.

Bulma: Stop doing what?

Vegeta: Saying things that make me wanna kiss the hell out of you.

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Gohan: I love you.

Videl: How many people have you said that to?

Gohan: Everyone.

Videl: What?

Gohan: I told everyone that I love you.

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Goten: Get in the Halloween spirit and make a ghost!

Gohan: That’s called murder and I heard somewhere that it was illegal.

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Vegeta: You don’t deserve me.

Bulma: At your worst or your best?

Vegeta: I don’t have a worst.

Bulma: Because you’re already at your worst?

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Videl: Okay, but what if we went to dinner not as friends this time?

Gohan: AS ENEMIES?!

Videl: ….

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Goten: You've got to act tough, Gohan! Show 'em you can't be pushed around! Show 'em they can't mess with you!

Gohan: Right. Yes. Tough. Got it. *Stands up on his stool and slams his hands down on the bar* I'LL TAKE A CHOCOLATE MILK.

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Vegeta: Do you want to explain the text you sent me last night?

Bulma: It was autocorrect.

Vegeta: Autocorrect wrote "You're so hot. Please step on me."?

Bulma: Yes.

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Vegeta: Look at me straight in the eyes and tell me the truth, Kakarot!

Goku: You can’t expect me to look into your eyes and be straight.

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Krillin: Wow, Vegeta really hate us.

Goku: Yes, perhaps he’s homophobic.

Krillin: But we’re not gay, Goku.

Goku: ….

Krillin: ….

Goku: We’re not?

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Goten: Can I go to the pool?

Gohan: Sure, we’ll go as soon as I’m free.

Goten: No, can I go by myself?

Gohan: You don’t want to go with me?

Goten: You just go around challenging random people to cannonball contests.

Gohan: It’s the only way to establish dominance.

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Merry Christmas and happy holidays!! ∩^ω^∩♥︎♥︎

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Gohan: Goten told me to stop being immature, so I told him to get out of my fort.

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Chi-Chi: I'm at a loss for words!

Goku: Despite being ‘at a loss for words’, Chi-Chi yelled at me for the next 45 minutes.

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Bulma: You got a date yet Vegeta?

Vegeta: No….

Bulma: Well you do now! Get your ass up and hold my hand!

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Gohan: *Laying in bed* Get out of my room.

Goten: *Standing just outside of the door frame* I’m not in your room.