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@/hisethelcain. “fear no plague” twitter, 23 mar 2020.

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I'm actually a prophet in a cave in 7000 BC being shown all this as a cautionary tale

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rules of life:

1. dont trust anybody named ‘The Count’ 2. mix your beer and wine together to make soda

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patti smith throwing sandwiches at a journalist after he criticized her lengthy songs

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✞ 666 ✞

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before you say that hashtag witty hashtag clever thing about ‘dumb hicks’ or ‘rednecks’ or ‘hillbillies’ run through this quick and easy questionnaire to make sure you’re not a piece of shit!

do i know what states i’m even talking about? can i point to them on a map?

have i ever visited, or god forbid lived in, a state south of the mason-dixon line?

do i know where appalachia is? can i point to it on a map? do i know what states it encompasses?

do i know what the word ‘melungeon’ means? do i know what distinctive people-groups make up the appalachian south?

have i ever made fun of someone for having missing teeth (aka dewmouth), a silly accent, or unique regional grammar structure?

do i think of the south as a homogenous wall of bigots and republicans? have i considered that the south is diverse racially, economically, and politically?

how do i pronounce ‘appalachia?’ have i continued to say it the wrong way after being corrected because it sounds ‘smarter?’

when i say ‘i hate all country music,’ have i listened to anything other than bigwig sellouts singing about trucks and shit? can i name a single true bluegrass musical artist?

do i consider the south to be ‘beyond saving’ or a ‘lost cause?’

do i make ‘sweet home alabama’ jokes about incest in the south? have i poked fun at the ‘blue people of kentucky?’ do i even know their last names, or are they just punchlines to me?

do i say ‘y’all’ in everyday conversation? am i from the south? do i even know where to put the fucking apostrophe?

do i know what the fuck i’m talking about? should i shut the fuck up?

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@lolimcole1 @sleepysleeperston are both weird gooner freaks do not engage especially if you are underage, i have truly seen more self awareness out of dementia patients that do things like forget to take the plastic off a kraft single before eating it on a sandwich. thank you.

if u follow me and u want me to look @ ur blog pls like this post

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the wires pull

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I am punished by love