Bandwagon-hoppage. Only a fraction of my real self, but an interesting fraction I should hope. aka Ember.
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On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
Hope you enjoyed!
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Jean Valjean you are literally dying why are we talking about manufacturing
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Straw man, you are right to feel down, I said Straw man, you're my handcrafted clown, I said Straw man, you're good for only one thing Helping falsely prove my dumb point
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people who don't follow chess I promise this post is really funny
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openin’ the door to the microwave one second early because you don’t need all the hootin’ and hollerin’
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#i grew up in minnesota#land of cold and trees#living alone i definitely don't have one#part of that is due to not having a car#part of it is living in LA for six years#etc etc
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When everything's made to be broken
I just want you to know who I am
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I've probably said this before but I would be safe in a Yeerk invasion. The Yeerk would crawl up to my ear, perceive the gauntlet of wax they'd have to navigate through to get inside, and be like "nah I'm out."
#animorphs#I am scheduled for an ear cleaning today#fortunately there is an ice cream place around the corner
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First tweet: “I saw a piece of fabric? on the floor of my room so I went to pick it up but it was actually the moonlight that entered through the window lmao”
Quote RT: “1000 years ago this would have been a poem, not a tweet”
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It's like angel and demon on her shoulders, but they are her birth parents.
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Will archives be ever turned into a json ? when you place /archives at the end of a tumblr blog url the archives are visible. will you allow for something like /archives/json ?
Answer: Hello there, @richardmurrayhumblr!
Good news! While we won’t be adding a new endpoint like /archives/JSON, you can already fetch posts as JSON data from our v2 API. You will need to register for an API key first.
Blogs also have a “V1” API, that outputs JSON like this: https://cyle.tumblr.com/api/read/json.
Thank you for your question, and we hope this helps!
Oh, and one last thing. This came to mind as we worked on your question, and now you all need to live with it. Sorry!
The famous Greek tale of … JSON and the Archive-nots.
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What was the first thing you did after waking up in this Age? What were your feelings when you realised that the world isn't the same as you know it?
Well naturally, the first thing I did was to go to a music shop. …The disappointment I felt was immeasurable.
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kareen vorbarra and gregor vorbarra for kareenvorbarra
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I just finished "The Difference Engine" (full writeup here), which is an alternate history in a steampunk 1850s, with snippets of worldbuilding before and after. @pilferingapples, I thought you should know that Theo Gautier gets namedropped at the end, as a hacker who messes with Imperial France's central computer.
...I would not necessarily recommend it for Romanticism fans, but if you enjoy wondering "what would various Victorian RPF people be doing in an alternate history, other than what they got famous for in our timeline," there is plenty to whet your appetite.
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ax taking a little jog (wip)
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