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primeguarded · 1 day ago
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send me 🕯️to hear my character's inner thoughts about your character.
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primeguarded · 2 days ago
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Gentle Care
Taking care of them...
"Hey, it's okay. Show me?"
"What did they do to you?"
"Don't cry - I've got you."
"That's okay - get it all out."
"Deep breath, I have you."
"Sh, sh, I'm going to patch you up."
"I've got a bandage for you."
"This is going to sting, but we have to clean this."
"Oh - okay - we're hugging about this, okay."
"It'll all feel better in the morning."
"I can't believe someone would do this to you..."
"I'm going to protect you."
"Get some rest. I'm not going anywhere."
"You're safe now."
"I'm just going to wipe your face."
"When's the last time you cried like this?"
"There's nothing wrong with you, I promise."
"One day, you'll be okay. For now? It's okay to hurt."
"You want a hug?"
"I've got a blanket for you."
"Nice and cosy..."
"It's okay if you fall asleep."
"Just get some rest. You need it."
"Hey, I made you food."
"I know it's easy to forget to eat when you feel like this."
"You don't need to feel guilty."
"It wasn't your fault."
"Do you want a hot chocolate?"
"There's nothing better than a toasted marshmallow."
"Just hold onto me. There we go."
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primeguarded · 6 days ago
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Transformers: MTMTE Sentence Starters
~Feel free to tweak as needed~
“All good things must come to an end, if there’s one thing in life I’ve learned it’s how to say goodbye and mean it.”
“You think that just because the war is over, we can afford to stop fighting!“
“Okay, so tell me what happened–– In layman’s terms, please. The fewer syllables, the better. Science makes me twitchy. Too many rules.”
“Never stand next to a quantum generator when it’s about to flout the laws of physics.“
“So, who broke the rule?”
“I’m too smart to die!”
“Either it’s very far away, or you’ve invented the world’s smallest drink.”
“Don’t say I’m irritable. It really—it really irritates me.”
“One day you’ll say something nice to me—just before you tell me I’ve got a terminal illness or something.“
“Bottom line? I’ve got nothing else to lose.”
“Wow. If I’d known that was the best you’ve got, I’d have said something genuinely offensive.”
“Nice to meet you, loser!”
“But there’s always been a war! That’s like saying there’s no more blue or—or the weather’s stopped!”
“Nothing tingles like a teleport.”
“I was aiming for the other guy…! Obviously.”
“A senseless waste, a terrible tragedy. Boo hoo.”
“He promptly beat me to the brink of fade-out and left me in a critical condition.”
“But that’s a whole other story. Sorry—I always wanted to say that. That, and ‘Impossible! Our laserfire is just making him stronger!’ Ahem. Go on…”
“Please! I surrender! Don’t shoot!”
“MUTINY! Everywhere I look I see rules being stretched and laws being broken and protocols being dragged outside and kicked to death.”
“Maybe I have been taking things too seriously. Maybe I should try and… and… whatever. There’s a word for it.”
“Course I didn’t press it… but what if I had pressed it?”
“A metafictional bomb. It blows a hole in the fourth wall.”
“I can tell you pretty emphatically that none of this – none of this even approaches my definition of ‘okay’!"
"Listen to me. NEVER. HOPE. Hope is a lie.”
“That was a nasty fall. Need a hand?”
“Get the hell out of my bar.”
“Ah, enriched nucleon…! The magic ingredient!”
"You should really stop and listen to yourself sometimes.”
“Life’s messed up. I’m messed up. I’ve done bad things and I continue to do bad things, because the voice telling me not to…? He’s not said much for a while. And y'know what keeps me going? ANGER. Anger’s an insulator. Stops life getting too close. If I got myself 'fixed,' maybe the anger would leave me—and then I really would be screwed.“
"Your life is in the palm of my hand. Before I squeeze, I offer up one last shining truth…”
“If God were on your side you’d have stopped me by now! Will anybody pit their faith against mine?”
“I know, I know—I’m incorrigible.”
“Honestly? I think for an intuitive weapon to promote long discredited notions of moral absolutism is problematic in the extreme.”
“When did you first decide that the universe needed ‘dominating’?"
"My life is a succession of decisions made in confined spaces.”
“If you want to get the measure of an author, don’t look at what they’ve left on the page…. look at what they’ve taken away.”
“Information carries weight. It’s not corporeal, but it has presence. It can be felt. It hangs in the air like—like words. Like the morning after an argument! Actually, not like that. That’s a bad analogy. I’m distracted.”
“Shut up. Stop expecting things of me.”
“The war is over and, thankfully, we lost.”
“I’m confronting my own mortality! I’m having one of those—those existential crisises!”
“'Could!' The luxury of 'could!' I’m already dead!”
“If I sit next to you too long, am I going to die of smartass poisoning?”
“There’s a thin line between categorization and segregation, and I never want to see it crossed again.”
“If the world thinks you’re a monster, what does it matter? The world is wrong. But when you start to think of yourself as a monster…”
“Touch me again and I’ll kill you.”
“Here’s a survival tip: When everyone’s lining up to make sacrifices… always get to the back of the queue.”
“I’ll let you in on a little secret… I can do whatever the hell I like.”
“Maladies of the mind are easily hidden. We don’t want to see them. They remind us of our fragility.”
“You have two weapons at your disposal: your brain and your fists. You must be prepared to use both.”
"I’m fine. Bad dream, that’s all. My first flashback. These things’ll happen when you’ve got a head full of history.”
“This conversation is ridiculous. You are ridiculous. Everything that’s happened in the last few days is intensely ridiculous.”
“We’re all of us the sum of our experiences.”
“I know who I am, but I don’t necessarily know who I was. I find it hard to compare the two.”
“I want to tell you a story.”
“I’m trying to show concern. I’ve seen other people do it.”
“People don’t like me – they just laugh at my jokes. There’s a difference.”
“I hate you. As in, I actively hate you. I am in hate with you.”
“No one cares what you have to say~”
“I had a plan! Same plan as always: survive.”
“I order you to survive.”
“Nothing makes sense anymore.”
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primeguarded · 23 days ago
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starter call 2.0   feel free to combine prompts !
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primeguarded · 26 days ago
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// Kels is participating in trunk or treat w the bots pretty sure. She is dressed up at the Bride of Frankenstien passing out candy to kids. Honestly she could probably pass as a middle schooler.
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primeguarded · 27 days ago
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Questioning Sentences, Vol. 29
(Questioning sentences from various sources to ask all kinds of muses. Adjust phrasing where needed)
"I'm sorry, does that hurt?"
"What? Have I got something in my teeth?"
"How am I supposed to concentrate when you're running around?"
"Am I to take it you believe in this quote-unquote 'plan'?"
"We are all bound for heaven eventually, are we not?"
"Who am I to play god with other people's lives?"
"Since when did you develop emotional intelligence?"
"What are you looking for now?"
"How did you get here so quickly?"
"Wow. I really got to you, didn't I?"
"That looks complicated! What is it?"
"Remember that conversation we had about personal space?"
"That was weird, right?"
"I'm a suspect, aren't I?"
"Have you forgotten who you're working for?"
"So now you're a psychologist too?"
"When you were a child, were you aware of any secret gatherings?"
"You just can't stay away, can you?"
"Why don't I tell you a story?"
"It's cold down here, isn't it?"
"Would you stay somewhere where no one wanted you?"
"How far would you go for someone you love?"
"Do you ever think about what could have happened between you and me?"
"That's a little dishonest, don't you think?"
"So, how do you like to spend your free time?"
"Since when did you develop emotional intelligence?"
"Do you have any lingering pain from the accident?"
"You've been in contact with a known felon?"
"What is it that makes you special?"
"Do you think he's going to die? Do you think we killed him?"
"We still have a chance to save half the world. It's worth a try, isn't it?"
"You don't even feel, do you?"
"How's a man supposed to get any rest with all these uncertainties?"
"The symbol - could it have another meaning?"
"I'm guessing you haven't got time for sex?"
"Do you really think that this is the end of the world as we know it?"
"I'm sorry. You thought he was your friend, no?"
"I don't know anyone who can pull off a trick like that. Do you?"
"What's the most pain you've ever felt in your life?"
"Can you keep secrets? Can you know a thing and never say it again?"
"Rumours have a terrible habit of resurfacing, don't they?"
"You wrote down what I said?"
"Okay, what do we know about vampires?"
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primeguarded · 27 days ago
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// starter call bc it has been awhile! I miss it here.
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primeguarded · 28 days ago
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OVER THE GARDEN WALL (P.2) - a collection of lines from the beloved animated spooky season classic. a rp meme. *adjust pronouns and wording as needed
❝ You alright? You sound uncharacteristically wistful. ❞
❝ What? Sorry. Just thinking. ❞
❝ What’s with [Name] being naked? ❞
❝ Uh oh, it looks like we’re in trouble. ❞
❝ [Name], sometimes you got to face your problems. ❞
❝ I don’t think today’s a good day to get arrested by frogs. ❞
❝ Don’t push me! ❞
❝ Okay, everybody. Act natural. ❞
❝ Oh no, I’m too young to go to frog jail! ❞
❝ That’ll get us kicked off this boat for sure. ❞
❝ You don’t seem thrilled. ❞
❝ I knew you were special. ❞
❝ I call that mud over there! ❞
❝ Well [Name], sounds like you’re a real loser back home. ❞
❝ Do you think that I could be a hero too? ❞
❝ Can’t you see I’m sick and helpless? ❞ *imitates coughing* 
❝ Servant? I thought you just wanted some yard work done? ❞
❝ Close the door! I’ll catch my death of a cold! ❞
❝ You shouldn’t be here. ❞
❝ But I thought we were friends. ❞
❝ I shouldn’t have trusted anyone. ❞
❝ So, what’s the plan? ‘cause you’re not saying any details, so it’s hard for me— ❞
❝ I do have a plan. And if you don’t trust me, then you don’t have to follow me. ❞
❝ That tree just came at me out of nowhere. ❞
❝ Ha ha! You got him with the old kickeroo! ❞
❝ Now, to find someplace to wait out this rain… ❞
❝ Get that frog out of your pants. ❞
❝ We came here to burgle your turts! ❞
❝ Yeah, well, you still stink. ❞
❝ Douse that fire. I did not ask you to light it. ❞
❝ Are you alright? You’ve been coughing a lot. ❞
❝ You should go see a doctor. ❞
❝ Something weird is going on. ❞
❝ Paging Dr. Cucumber! You’re needed in the operating roooom! ❞
❝ Unlock this door. ❞
❝ I command you to … transform into a magical tiger! ❞
❝ I would never leave you. You are my family. ❞
❝ I just don’t know what I’m doing out here anymore. ❞
❝ I don’t know if we’ll ever get back home. ❞
❝ Let’s go captain! Lead the way! You can do it! ❞
❝ Yes. All hope will soon be lost. ❞
❝ There has to be another way. ❞
❝ Hey, captain, do you hear that singing? ❞
❝ Did you know that dinosaurs had big ears but everyone forgot ‘cause dinosaur ears don’t have bones? ❞
❝ [Name]? Can we please stop pretending we’re gonna get home? ❞
❝ You can do anything if you set your mind to it. That’s what the old people say. ❞
❝ You need to stop acting ridiculous all the time! ❞
❝ Do you even know why we got lost in the first place? It’s ‘cause you were goofing around and getting into trouble like you always do. ❞
❝ Really? It was all my fault? ❞
❝ Thanks for trusting me. Don’t worry. I won’t let you down. ❞
❝ And if you don’t, I don’t care. I’ll pull down your underwear. ❞
❝ Well, I’m supposed to be a leader, but I don’t know how. ❞
❝ But … anything is possible if you set your mind to it, right? ❞
❝ I should have been leading better. I was goofing off again, like always, and now you’re stuck here. ❞
❝ I’m sorry I got us lost. ❞
❝ The fight is over. ❞
❝ So, you want to go look for frogs with me like you said you would a while ago and haven’t done yet? ❞
❝ Is the dove never to meet the sea for want of the odious mountain? ❞
❝ Hey. So .. frog hunt? ❞
❝ No, I just want to wallow in misery. ❞
❝ You’re the total package too, [Name]. ❞
❝ My life is crumbling all around me! ❞
❝ Do you believe in … ghosts? ❞
❝ I’ll pretend to be a dead elephant and distract them! ❞
❝ Slow down, you’re gonna trip or something. ❞
❝ Don’t climb up there. That’s dangerous! Get down here before you hurt yourself! ❞
❝ Once again, you ruin my life. ❞
❝ We found our lucky frog! We got to name him for good luck. ❞
❝ Here, eat some dirt. ❞
❝ You’re in no shape to head into that snowstorm. ❞
❝ You’ll be no good to him dead. ❞
❝ I was never any good to him alive, either. ❞
❝ Uh, well, that sounds impossible. ❞
❝ And I thought you might give up. ❞
❝ Give up? I’ll never give up. ❞
❝ I can’t—not yet. Not until [Name] is safe. ❞
❝ Hold your tongue or I’ll remove it from your mouth. ❞
❝ Let’s get you free. ❞
❝ No, I was just eating leaves. ❞
❝ No, no. It’s my fault we ended up here. Everything’s been my fault. I-I should have been more— ❞
❝ I stole it, [Name]. I stole it. I’m a stealer. ❞
❝ What? No, that doesn’t matter. ❞
❝ I won’t let that happen! ❞
❝ Well, then, perhaps we better make a deal. ❞
❝ I’m trying to help you. ❞
❝ Are you ready to see true darkness? ❞
❝ I’ve got my own problems to take care of. This one’s yours. ❞
❝ Are you really ready to go back to that empty house? ❞
❝ [Name]? [Name]? You ok? Can you see me, [Name]? ❞
❝ The loveliest lies of all— ❞
❝ Hospital … ? [Name] … Where’s [Name]?! ❞
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primeguarded · 29 days ago
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// Friendly reminder my discord got hacked, so I have a new one. If you'd like my new discord, please IM me!
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primeguarded · 1 month ago
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Hey guys. If you receive a DM from your friend on Discord that says they accidentally reported your account, then DO NOT RESPOND.
If this happens, then that account got hacked! They will redirect you to someone impersonating an employee and trick you into changing the email for the account!
Trust me, my account recently fell victim to this and I had to submit a ticket to Discord's support team to get my account back. They tried to make me pay money to "verify" my account. The hacker apparently tried to DM my friends and get them to fall for the scam, too!
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If you receive any DMs like this, then it is a scam! Block and report the hacked account!
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primeguarded · 1 month ago
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send me 🕯️to hear my character's inner thoughts about your character.
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primeguarded · 1 month ago
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Send 'slump' for your muse to fall asleep leaning against my muse.
Alternatively, send 'Are you asleep on me?' for my muse to fall asleep leaning against your muse.
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primeguarded · 1 month ago
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There they go
Collapsing muses! Who doesn't love having their muse hit the ground?!
Receiver's collapsed:
"Whoa! Hey, I've got you -"
"Shit - you're heavy -"
"Ah! Fuck!"
"Are you okay? Hey? Hey -"
"Oh, no. Oh no. Wake up. Please wake up."
"I told you this would happen!"
"Okay, okay, just - stay there. Of course you're staying there, you're unconscious."
"This is why we sleep!"
"This is why we eat!"
"You're too heavy for me to move..."
"You better not have a concussion."
"... Shit, you're bleeding."
"Not again! When will you learn to take care of yourself!?"
"Okay, sh, sh, I got you."
"Please don't have a fit..."
Sender's collapsed/collapsing:
"I feel... really weird..."
"Oh, everything's rushing..."
"Who turned on the taps?"
"Smells like iron..."
"My head's... all fuzzy..."
"Why'sth'two of you..?"
"Muh?"
"Why am I... so tired suddenly..."
"Oh, the whole world is spinning."
"Everything tastes like blood?"
"I can't... my legs... everything's tingling..."
"Something's wrong. I - I can feel it -"
"Oh no, I'm gonna... I think I'm gonna pass out..."
"When did I get on the floor?"
"Did you bring me pancakes..?"
Actions!:
[Catch] for sender to fall into receiver's arms. [Whoops!] for sender to hit the ground in front of receiver. [Trust] for sender to lean against receiver as they pass out. [Snooze] for sender to collapse out of exhaustion.
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primeguarded · 2 months ago
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✦ * ・  ⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯  𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐬𝐞 𝐰𝐡𝐨 𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐥𝐨𝐬𝐭. a random assortment of sentences taken from j.r.r. tolkien's "the lord of the rings" and "the hobbit". also includes movie quotes. change pronouns if needed.
‘ even the smallest person can change the course of the future. ’ ‘ your time will come. you will face the same evil, and you will defeat it. ’ ‘ if more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world. ’ ‘ it is useless to meet revenge with revenge: it will heal nothing. ’ ‘ despair is only for those who see the end beyond all doubt. we do not. ’ ‘ memory is not what the heart desires. that is only a mirror. ’ ‘ i would rather share one lifetime with you than face all the ages of this world alone. ’ ‘ there's some good in this world ... and it's worth fighting for. ’ ‘ all we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us. ’ ‘ who knows? have patience. go where you must go, and hope. ’ ‘ don't adventures ever have an end? i suppose not. someone else always has to carry on the story. ’ ‘ you are the luckiest, the canniest, and the most reckless man i ever knew. ’ ‘ i can't carry it for you, but i can carry you. ’ ‘ courage is found in unlikely places. ’ ‘ it is not the strength of the body, but the strength of the spirit. ’ ‘ you can not hide, i see you! there is no life after me. only death! ’ ‘ no, thank you! we don't want any more visitors, well-wishers or distant relations. ’ ‘ i can avoid being seen, if i wish, but to disappear entirely, that is a rare gift. ’ ‘ you'll find more cheer in a graveyard. ’ ‘ you have no authority here! your orders mean nothing! ’ ‘ i wonder if we'll ever be put into songs or tales. ’ ‘ it is no bad thing to celebrate a simple life. ’ ‘ if we didn't do everything we weren't supposed to, we'd hardly do anything at all. ’ ‘ i'm glad to be with you ... here at the end of all things. ’ ‘ go back? no good at all. go sideways? impossible! go forward? only thing to do. on we go! ’ ‘ i'm going on an adventure! ’ ‘ i like visitors, but i usually get to know them before they visit. ’ ‘ i do believe the worst is behind us. ’ ‘ true courage is knowing not how to take a life, but when to spare it. ’ ‘ i'm sorry i doubted you. ’ ‘ although i must admit i have told you the truth, i might not have told you all of it. ’ ‘ can you promise that i'll come back? ’ ‘ the world is not in your books and maps. it is out there. ’
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primeguarded · 2 months ago
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Damn bro, you got the whole squad laughing
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primeguarded · 2 months ago
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❝ CYBERTRONIANS — I’LL SEE YOU IN HELL! ❞
#TERMINATRS: Independent & Selective RP blog for the T-800 from the TRANSFORMERS VS TERMINATOR comic series. More headcanon based to deal with wider expansion of the transformers universe at hand. Oc/crossover friendly. Programmed by Danny (he/they). 24+.
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primeguarded · 2 months ago
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Send me a scenario to my inbox that you'd like to roleplay with my muse.
Remember to specify muse for multi-muse blogs!
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