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and with that, they won each others maiden wins this season


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the deschanel sisters have done more for this household than my father ever has
#watched new girl almost 4 times and bones at least 3 times#what flavour of mental illness is this because this cannot be normal behaviour right?#m.personal#this is a joke btw i love my dad i just feel more emotionally connected to jess and bones than him it's whatever
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sheepish is a really funny word. fuck im so nervous (turns into this)
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The hero we need
This is probably the best full body piece I’ve ever done… also first time working on environments! There’s so much I want to add, but it’s already too late.. uniform inspired by the amazing Spider-Man because I just love how it looks in the movie though I did change it a bit to be in between Andrew’s Spider-Man and Tobey’s Spider-Man.
#the way this is the most detailed view of oscar's abs we'll ever see because he refuses to strip off#<- literallyyyyy#THIS IS SO AMAZINGGGGGG WTFFFF#IM POSITIVELY SALIVATING#oscar piastri#art
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this is mostly a joke
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"you can use ai to improve spelling and grammar"
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the jokes are probably dry but op’s pussy is WET
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the main contenders for the championship btw, actively hoping for each other's downfall, they totally hate each other after silverstone, yeah what a ruined relationship.
classic look of two people who do not want to kiss on the mouth hug, yes.
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we used to be a society. men used to wear tiny tiny shorts.
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i'm also liking long distance relationship reels and thinking only of her...
best friending so hard i'm sending her reels for her to send to her boyfriend
#which could mean nothing#m.personal#i miss my wife who has gone off to war (stayed in south africa)
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best friending so hard i'm sending her reels for her to send to her boyfriend
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sorry mom, i got a small unpopular blog to run
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i think we should stop calling them baby names so people remember they’re not just naming a baby but also a future twenty seven year old with a resume
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baby girl I don't know what that acronym means. it would be so sexy of you to write out that piece of media's name in its entirety. Just the one time for momma please.
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CRAZY FOR IT [AO3]
Lando Norris/Oscar Piastri | porn with plot, I’m not gay, loss of virginity | post hungarian gp | 5k
Oscar wants too much. Always. Until it breaks him. And Lando keeps pretending he doesn’t want Oscar at all.
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but it only works if 4 people are having sex lol

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