prettysherlocksoldier
Till then my windows ache
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Dani, she/her, pansexual I'm an editor and writer to pay my cats' bills and a fanfiction author just for the fun of it.Bluesky: @prettysailorrInstagram: prettysailorsoldierr
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prettysherlocksoldier · 4 days ago
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US climate with equivalent cities from around the world.
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prettysherlocksoldier · 4 days ago
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openin’ the door to the microwave one second early because you don’t need all the hootin’ and hollerin’
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prettysherlocksoldier · 5 days ago
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prettysherlocksoldier · 5 days ago
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figuring out how to get rid of screen addiction is like trying to figure out how to stop a nicotine addiction while also having a job centered around smoking cigarettes and having half your social life be in smoke breaks
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prettysherlocksoldier · 6 days ago
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every time i ask people if they do any new years resolutions its all ooooo i dont like making them bc i fail or ohhhhh no i couldnt keep up wiht that and then when they ask me and i tell them about Pasta Quest (i am eating as many different pasta shapes as possible in the space of a year) or when i did Fruit Adventures (every time i saw a fruit i had never eaten before id get one and eat it and read the wikipedia article about it) theyre like hang on i forgot you can make Fun Ones i want a fun one
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prettysherlocksoldier · 6 days ago
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Sorry I'm late, I got added to the Wild Hunt last night and ran and reveled with them for what felt like 100 years plus a day until I landed the killing blow on a stag with bronze antlers then suddenly woke in my bed, willow leaves in my hair, a nameless song echoing in my ears, and my hands still bloody, so yeah, totally missed my alarm and stuff.
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prettysherlocksoldier · 7 days ago
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prettysherlocksoldier · 7 days ago
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as someone who has been involved in union organizing through my dad's union since i was literally in second grade, the way that people on tumblr think unions work drives me literally insane
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prettysherlocksoldier · 23 days ago
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prettysherlocksoldier · 4 months ago
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NaNoWriMo has clarified they are pro-AI for reasons so ridiculous, you have to read them yourself because you would never believe me.
Unsubscribe from their emails, delete your accounts, and make sure they know it's because they have betrayed their writers and the creator community at large.
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prettysherlocksoldier · 5 months ago
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i will die without routine. also this routine is killing me
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prettysherlocksoldier · 5 months ago
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can't wait for biden to resign from the campaign this sunday, july 21 2024
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prettysherlocksoldier · 5 months ago
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part of what makes tragedies tragic is the story being preventable from the outside but unpreventable from the inside
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prettysherlocksoldier · 5 months ago
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got taken to axe throwing tonight. i may not have impressed anyone with my technical axe throwing skills but my sheer brute animal strength is unparalleled
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prettysherlocksoldier · 5 months ago
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prettysherlocksoldier · 5 months ago
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My mum dropped new family lore today when she off-handedly mentioned being diagnosed with "fibrositis" in her early 30s.
I'd never heard of it before, so I Googled it and what's it called these days? Fibromyalgia. I said, Mum, do you mean to tell me you've lived 40+ years with fibro pain, and no one's done anything about it?
She said, "You can do something about it? The doctor back then just said I needed to have a baby."
Perplexed, I asked, "Why would that help?"
"Because then I wouldn't have time to think I was in pain."
So, anyway. Haha. As soon as this migraine stops, I'm hopping on a plane back home to commit murder. Anyone want to come?
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prettysherlocksoldier · 5 months ago
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One thing I really love about seedy anime websites and YouTube mp3 converters is like. They actually do what they say they’re doing. But they WILL try to trick you into downloading a virus. Like it’s almost just a greeting at this point. I try to extract a song from a YouTube video and it says free VPN installer tonight perhaps? Free VPN installer tonight queen? And I say YouTube-mp3 converter you sly dog, you know what I’m here for. Show me the goods. And YouTube-mp3 converter says ahhh you got me, no getting one over on you. Thought it was worth a try tho. Here you go king x
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