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I sometimes forget how much I love Percy Jackson until I start reading the books again.

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Peter: Some of you have never turned to dust and died on the same day you became an Avenger and it shows.

The Avengers: ...

Tony: (on the verge of tears) Pete no.

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Pidge: That's absolutely not true, your personality doesn't change when you speak a different language.

Lance: It's completely true my friend. In English I'm a hot confident sharpshooter.

Pidge: And in Spanish?

Lance: *smirks* A spicy latino lover

Lance: *falls down the stairs in Spanish*

Keith: *not lifting his eyes from his book* Oh yeah I'm swooning.

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Magnus: You know you are pretty cute when you are angry.

Alex: I'm always angry

Magnus: *shrugs* I know

Alex: Oh *Alex stopped working*

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Keith: So do you and Adam have pet names for each other?

Shiro: Pfff no that's stupid.

Keith: *raises an eyebrow* So what do bees make?

Shiro: Honey

Adam: *appears out of nowhere* Yes babe?

Keith: Don't ever fucking lie to my face again.

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Tony: Peter get up you have to go to school.

Peter: *groans* Noooo I don't wanna

Stephen: You have to, being a superhero won't pay the bills.

Peter: Worked for Tony

Tony: Listen young man give me one good reason why you shouldn't go.

Peter: I'm pregnant

Tony:

Stephen:

Peter:

Tony: Just get ready Pete

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Peter: *inside the soul stone*

Peter: *swinging sadly and bored*

Peter: Karen how long will I be here?

Karen: Approximately 4 years Peter.

Peter: *loud groan*

Peter: I'm so bored, how long have I been in here?

Karen: 45 minutes

Peter: Shit

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Shiro: So for our date I was thinking we can go to the movies because Keith said that it's too hot to have a picnic.

Adam: Takashi we aren't dating

Shiro: I didn't ask you out last night?

Adam: Um no

Shiro: Quiznack

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Dreamworks: *Talking about Adashi* So they were roommates

Voltron fans: Actually they were going to get marrie-

Dreamworks: *Taking out a gun* They were fucking roommates

Klance: Oh my god they were roommates

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Tony: *Loses Peter in a store*

Tony: Desperate times calls for desperate measures.

Tony: TONY STARK FUCKING SUCKS HE SHOULD DIE IN A HOLE HE IS SU-

Peter: *Activates instant kill* WHO THE FUDGE IS TALKING ABOUT MY DAD I WILL FREAKING EN-

Tony: *crying* There he is

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Lance: Why is everything covered in blood?

Keith: Oh I aggressively poked someone with my knife.

Lance: YOU STABBED SOMEONE???

Keith: No no just aggressively poked.

Lance: Oh quiznak

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FEARS FOR VOLTRON SEASON 7

1. They force one of my babies into a dumb relationship.

2. Lance keeps being casted aside.

3. No Lance arc

4. No acknowledgement to Keith's sacrifice/suicide attempt and Lance's literal death scene

5. Adam and Shiro don't freaking fix everything and love each other again.

6. My babies (Hunk and Lance) find out their families are dead.

7. Adam is dead or is over Shiro.

Thanks for reading I'm ready to die

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FUCK THE GARRISON

Does anyone else feel pissed that the fucking garrison waited till Shiro was gone to get rid of Keith, because they definitely didn't have the guts to tell Shiro they are going to abandon Keith. THEY DID NOT HAVE THE BALLS TO CONFRONT SHIRO ABOUT KEITH BECAUSE SHIRO FUCKING LOVES HIS BABY BROTHER.