pregnantslenderman

[pregnantslenderman]

smells like you fuckers need to collect my pages

i am 80% sure that the main blog of a gimmick blog follows me because the gimmick blog keeps popping up in my notes like a really bad jumpscare

[pregnantslenderman]

Hello, 👋

I hope you're well.

Could you please lend me your support by reblogging this post on your account to help save my family?

I am new to Tumblr and GoFundMe, and we are in desperate need of your support. 🙏❤️

My old account was deleted, and now I'm reaching out, asking for your help to share my new account.

Our only hope is that you can help my family survive this brutal war. 🙏🌹

Thank you sincerely. 🌹

direct gofundme link

[pregnantslenderman]

Breathe

I cant sorry, theres bees

[pregnantslenderman]

slenderman

[pregnantslenderman]

the slenderman mysteries (2017) - nick redfern

"collect my pages"

[pregnantslenderman]

collect my blackout poetry

the slenderman mysteries (2017) - nick redfern

"collect my pages"

[pregnantslenderman]

I just remembered the best Slenderblog poll and like what if I actually made a huge series of polls with a ton of slenderblogs with multiple rounds like a tournament

[pregnantslenderman]

We're on Tumblr. Of course we pretend to be a pregnant slenderman.

We're on Tumblr. Of course we create pointless gimmick blogs.

[pregnantslenderman]

getting you both so hard you explode

[pregnantslenderman]

followers

kill

god I fucking love strawberries

[pregnantslenderman]

Proshippers and TERFs will be forcefully removed from my spooky pizzeria.

No, you do not get a gift bag on the way out.

[pregnantslenderman]

Whos the father?

i'm starting to think there might not even be one, as apparently i can reproduce asexuallly

[pregnantslenderman]

O

is the o supposed to be bolded???

[pregnantslenderman]

this troubles me greatly

Slenderblog height data analysis

This is. a lot, so bare with me here.

Section 1: Raw data

The following are 41 different reports of slenderblog heights, in inches (for easy calculation)

24

38

53

61

64

65

65

65

66

68

69

69.25

72

74

76

80

80

81

82

83

83

84

87

92

96

102

103

103

103.5

105

106

108

108

109

110

115

120

132

143

180

184.5

Section 2: Mean, Median, and Mode

The mean slender height (aka average): 90.27 inches (7'6.27")

Median slender height (exact middle point, 50% of slenders are higher and 50% are shorter [besides the ones with this height]): 83 inches (6'11")

Mode (Most frequently occurring height value): 65 inches (5'5)

Section 3: Chart chart chart chart

Section 4: MAD - average height RANGE

The average deviance is quite high, as you'd expect, at 21.67 inches. This means average height would be 21.67 inches less or greater than the mean - resulting in an average height range of 68.6 inches (5'8.6) to 112 inches (9'4).

I'm supposed to be doing homework.

[pregnantslenderman]

there is no glory in my blog

Gimmick blogs are just glorified roleplay blogs

[pregnantslenderman]

i am pregnant slenderman

HOLY TOLITO YOU GUYS

I've peaked. I should retire now nothing else will meet this achievement.

[pregnantslenderman]

so there's just... a bunch of identical children???

Slenderblog height data analysis

This is. a lot, so bare with me here.

Section 1: Raw data

The following are 41 different reports of slenderblog heights, in inches (for easy calculation)

24

38

53

61

64

65

65

65

66

68

69

69.25

72

74

76

80

80

81

82

83

83

84

87

92

96

102

103

103

103.5

105

106

108

108

109

110

115

120

132

143

180

184.5

Section 2: Mean, Median, and Mode

The mean slender height (aka average): 90.27 inches (7'6.27")

Median slender height (exact middle point, 50% of slenders are higher and 50% are shorter [besides the ones with this height]): 83 inches (6'11")

Mode (Most frequently occurring height value): 65 inches (5'5)

Section 3: Chart chart chart chart

Section 4: MAD - average height RANGE

The average deviance is quite high, as you'd expect, at 21.67 inches. This means average height would be 21.67 inches less or greater than the mean - resulting in an average height range of 68.6 inches (5'8.6) to 112 inches (9'4).

I'm supposed to be doing homework.