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"The funniest thing about Invader Zim is" no, the funniest thing about Invader Zim is Jhonen Vazquez's repeated insistence that Gaz was intended to be the normie sibling to Dib's baby's-first-cybergoth and that he genuinely never intended her to read as goth herself.

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those food cat memes always make me think of a kitten wearing a costume that his mommy made him

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i now pr4onounce you.... mr and mrs freaky deaky doo

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damn my pants ripped in the desert ahhh the sand so hot on my dick

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original by clairetablizo

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PUSSY HAD ME LIKE YODELAYHEEHOOOOOOO

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““When I was about 20 years old, I met an old pastor’s wife who told me that when she was young and had her first child, she didn’t believe in striking children, although spanking kids with a switch pulled from a tree was standard punishment at the time. But one day, when her son was four or five, he did something that she felt warranted a spanking–the first in his life. She told him that he would have to go outside himself and find a switch for her to hit him with. The boy was gone a long time. And when he came back in, he was crying. He said to her, “Mama, I couldn’t find a switch, but here’s a rock that you can throw at me.” All of a sudden the mother understood how the situation felt from the child’s point of view: that if my mother wants to hurt me, then it makes no difference what she does it with; she might as well do it with a stone. And the mother took the boy into her lap and they both cried. Then she laid the rock on a shelf in the kitchen to remind herself forever: never violence. And that is something I think everyone should keep in mind. Because if violence begins in the nursery one can raise children into violence.””

— Astrid Lindgren, author of Pippi Longstocking, 1978 Peace Prize Acceptance Speech (via jillymomcraftypants)

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okay

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Good Evening to all 4 people in the KCD tags

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my little brother’s unbelievably awkward cat for your viewing pleasure. I told him she always looks like she’s in a really uncomfortable social setting she doesn’t know how to get out of. He told me “that’s because she is in one whenever she’s around you”

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why am i so haunted

sorry hold on i couldnt find the gif I wanted but I found this one instead, why is he so cunty?

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Luke Dale was pretty clear on his romance of choice in KCD2

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Remember to eat healthy everyone 🍒🍐🍇🍑🍌