precociouscoffee

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Hey you.

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when people are like “the hunger games just stole the plot of battle royale” like listen everything steals from the plot of everything the lion king is just furry hamlet westworld is jurassic park but sexier lost is edgy gilligan’s island there are no original stories and the only good piece of media is jennifer’s body

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Cat from Vampire: The Masquerade – Bloodlines

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haha we have small clocks your clock size is pathetic

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ERASER@YepWn

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fake ass emo i saw you smiling

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if you moralize to people in the global south about piracy youre going to hell btw. no atonement no take backsies. guaranteed hell forever permanently.

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You take the moon and you take the sun

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I think some of you would do well to learn how to engage with characters in a way that ISN'T sanding off every identifiable canon trait to turn them into blank slates for you to project whatever maximizes their relatability/fuckability for you personally. Or at the very least recognize that when you refer to that character what you're really referring to is your wish fulfillment OC who just so happens to have the same name and face

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So i've heard about that breloom on the news

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btw i was looking up pics of california condors the other day and found this and im like on the verge of tears are you guys fucking seeing this

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Some status effects that uh. Gave me pause

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who's yugio? do the mutant cats still exist?

they do now.

This will be the last time Roxy attempts ectospawning

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