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Torrent seeding at 4.3Mbps... But would it still go that fast if they knew I had a belly ring..? Fuck.. 🫦 everyone likes a bad girl until they meet one.

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So, a tiny update, I have two collars coming,and they're both for me. Still not sure how I got lucky enough to pull a domme, but here I am, finally!

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Spam Me

I'm about to get rid of a lot of junk mail on my site, what's that you ask?

blogs that post a lot and never stop by my site,

there are exceptions of course,

blogs and posts I absolutely love

blogs about women

so to them I say, "spam me",

c'mon give me some spam!

Melinda G.

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okay so are we calling this Barbie Club or Fight Movie?

Maybe all the things you thought made you you aren’t really…you. Barbie (2023) / Fight Club (1999)

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No, it's definitely not just you I promise.

Any other trans lesbians have the childhood/adolescent experience of being drawn towards queer spaces but feeling like you would be an outsider in them because Obviously you’re a Straight Dude but you know you fucking know that you’re Different from all the cishet dudes around you and you just feel like you dont fit in anywhere?

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I'm back!

that's it, that's the whole post! Hello!

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it's a language that you should never ever make a mistake in.

It is a passage to sleepless nights and the potential to make some money in the long run. 😨😀

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infatuated with weird trans girls. rb if you're also a weird trans girl

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studying IT is wanting WAP, but learning about Wireless Access Points instead.

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So like I bought an espresso machine for $25 and it....works....somehow?

Anyway that's just more to add to my bougie ass coffee making equipment.

it also makes me happy that it's kind of idiot proof because outside of computers, I'm not that smort a girly.

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yeah I play the cheese grater, what are you gonna do about it

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i just realized that tumblr allows multiple audio files in a row and they autoplay consecutively on mobile

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Reblog and see if you get a color.

PURPLE: We near never speak, but I do enjoy your presence on my dashboard.

FUCHSIA: I wish I could become your best friend through the internet.

GREY: You leave me with jumbled words.

RED: I’m in love with you.

PINK: I have a crush on you.

TURQUOISE: You’re hot.

CHARTREUSE: I sincerely wish you would notice me.

TEAL: We have quite a lot in common.

BLUE: You are my Tumblr crush.

ORANGE: I dislike your page.

YELLOW: PLEASE FUCK ME.

WHITE: PLEASE MARRY ME.

GREEN: I find you cute.

BLACK: I would date you.

BROWN: I dislike you.

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shanah tovah, y'all