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praetorian-guard · 5 days ago

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Spin the wheel. That's who's trying to kill you.

Spin the wheel again. That's who's trying to protect you.

#bluey is trying to kill me and charlie brown is trying to protect me. okay #legitimately don't think I'm in any danger

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praetorian-guard · 2 months ago

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COWBOYS ARE FREQUENTLY SECRETLY FOND OF EACH OTHER (2024) orville peck & willie nelson dir. ben prince

#orville peck #willie nelson

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praetorian-guard · 2 months ago

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HAPPY NEW YEAR, CHARLIE BROWN! (1986), dir. Bill Melendez & Sam Jaimes

#peanuts

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praetorian-guard · 2 months ago

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get to know me meme >> Favorite Relationships [34?] Kevin & Chiron (Moonlight)

You're the only man who's ever touched me. You're the only one. I haven't really touched anyone since.

#moonlight

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praetorian-guard · 2 months ago

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This is 100% for the purpose of bragging that I had some Carolina Reaper hot sauce and survived/even enjoyed it, yes

#one of the extremely spicy chips from the one chip challenge which I believe were made with Carolina Reapers #It was very spicy. I cried. I had regrets.

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praetorian-guard · 2 months ago

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I don’t know why but I have this vivid scene in my head of post war Hawkeye grocery shopping in Crabapple Cove and blatantly talking out loud to himself. When anyone makes eye contact he talks right to them then carries on around the store. Like having a commentary on everything everywhere never left him even though he doesn’t have the war to complain about or someone always at his elbow to complain to.

One of the people he went to school with sees him and comes home to their partner like “I saw Hawkeye Pierce today, and I think he’s really lost it. Such a shame, you know he was always a little strange but he was always so funny! He’d say the oddest thing but it always made you laugh. I wonder what happened to him.”

And he’s the same. He’s literally the same guy but it’s just not funny anymore.

#M*A*S*H #ouch

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praetorian-guard · 2 months ago

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#I thought it was 11-15 but I just checked the earliest ff.net account I had that I can remember and it's actually 16

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praetorian-guard · 2 months ago

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ABBOTT ELEMENTARY 4.08 – Winter Break

#abbott elementary

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praetorian-guard · 2 months ago

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From anon's observation, the dominant attitude on tumblr is of the "ew sportsball" variety, but they're curious how many people feel strongly about that or just don't care, and if there are many American football fans on here.

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#moderately invested #I like watching it and I have the two teams I root for and I enjoy the games when I go #I'll turn it on TV and get sucked in to the games #but I don't do fantasy and the season isn't make or break for me emotionally at all

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praetorian-guard · 3 months ago

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Did you guys notice the dates Janine and Gregory were going on? This couple is so freaking nerdy, and I LOVE IT! (Janine holding the giant chess piece is so cute.)