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what is it they put in the hardware store to make it smell so good

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trying another Terezi bodytype, hmm

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Harrow: @sofipitch

Gideon: ✨me✨

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Swordmaster ⚔️⚔️⚔️

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.......I fucked up so bad.

I've been teaching Belphie not to jump on Pangur, cause she's old and arthritic and doesn't like it. and as part of my "training", I've been giving him a treat every times he stops his evil actions and trots over to me.

I thought I was training him to come when called. in actuality, I've been training him to bite Pangur. so now he'll jump on her, chew her ear, and then make bird-of-prey eye contact with me from across the room. and the worst thing is I'VE ALSO BEEN GIVING PANGUR A TREAT EACH TIME (so she doesn't feel left out). which means that she'll whimper pathetically from Belphie biting her, and then also make intense eye contact with me, because she's been conditioned to expect treats afterward.

I have accidentally made the most fucked up dynamic possible with both of these cats.

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ok so i went through luzerna’s derpbent and bloodswap tags to see if they’ve posted this there since i’m pretty sure they’re the artist

but i couldn’t find it to reblog

so i’m putting the source as luzerna unless i’m wrong

if i am please correct me

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their dynamic kills me

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Erm. Uhhhmmm (*´_ゝ｀) hi

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is this for anyone? or just me lol

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A crossover for the ages.

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1/5

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遥かなるツルハ… #札幌市 #大雪 #東区 #ツルハ https://t.co/qeQIFSNqm4

— 山口 大介 (@daycdma) Feb 6, 2022

February 07, 2022 at 12:22AM https://twitter.com/daycdma/status/1490345195711320069

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Look at my dog boy

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goat and wolf 🐐🐺

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hex maniac but she has bare feet