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I yam doing some desperate kind of cunnilingus on this delsym 10mL measurement cup trying not to let a single drop of this cough suppressant go to waste #dextro my thorphan

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Kanaya: Just a taste

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I can’t explain why this image is so funny to me but it is.

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just shot a gnome

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Gonna be so real if a 12 year old traced my art and put it on their school binder I would be so fucking honored

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Gifts i made for chrimmis

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I like to collect headlines that read like a time traveler’s last desperate gambit at fixing reality

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i'm literally the priest's favorite sacrificial lamb because i am so docile and sweet and i hold very still when they put the rope around my neck and i trot along so happily while they lead me to the altar and they do not even have to tie me down because i lie so very still and only bleat once or twice in my lovely lamb voice and when the knife comes down it cuts through me like butter and i offer no resistance and i bleed so prettily all over my new white wool and my guts all unspool like the most beautiful shining yarn and my eyes are animal and dumb and hold no accusation and every time i die i come right back as another little lamb because the priest loves me so so much and he always chooses me for the sacrifice every time and he always places one hand on my small and twitching nose to calm me while he lifts the knife and he doesn't do it for the other lambs only me because i'm his favorite

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asked my cat if he wanted dinner or the slop that kills him and my twin was like "he can hear you, you know?" and when I looked down at my cat he was like this

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cheerupbrigade and i drew homestuck fanart together how nice

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I wasn’t crazy about this piece so I wasn’t intending on publicly posting it again, but it keeps getting stolen every five minutes so I figured I’d put it here so people at least know who to attribute the original thing to lmao

[Digital illustration, Procreate App, 2020]

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Neosune Miku

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Hungarian anti-alcohol poster from 1912, by Mihály Biró.