my name is Ferris & i am largely unfit for human consumption. 30s / nb / michigan, usa
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"hurts because i need to move more" and "hurts because i need to not move it at all" should really be different sensations. i should be able to troubleshoot my own body without just picking one and seeing if that makes it worse.
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young man. what is that you have found.
I said young man. you picked it up off the ground.
I said young man. you should put that thing down.
I don't think! that! you! should! eat that!
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the only reliable, effective way of "protecting children" is education. but people don't want to hear that because they don't actually care about protecting children, they care about protecting a mythologised ideal of innocence
#I genuinely think it’s less even about protecting anything (how many ppl say ‘protect the children’ but then accuse a teen girl of#somehow being responsible for her own assault for instance?)#but more about using children (a class over whom they have explicit and lawful control and who they know are essentially politically#voiceless bc of that) as a bludgeon with which to control adults (who they also want to have control over but know they cannot do so as#directly and expeditiously as they can children)#it’s part of why in particular pro-fetus is such an entrenched policy position among these types#and why it’s so transparently a movement about controlling other people’s behavior rather than any kind of pro-child-or-anyone-else agenda#framing anything as a potential ‘harm to children’ is how we categorize ppl as Ontologically Evil and so everything you don’t like goes into#the ‘This Harms Kids’ pile — cuz who criticizes how we treat Ontologically Evil Ppl(tm) except other evil people oooobviously?!?#and if you’re Evil — well then you shouldn’t get to have agency! you’ll use it to do evil! won’t SOMEONE think of the CHILDREN?!#rinse repeat etc
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I went to buy the new sidney sweeny pants and the shopkeeper tried to measure my head with his calipers
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I am the opposite of an apologist. I get personally offended if you pretend my faves didn't do horrible things. If you can't accept them at their worst then RIP to you but I'm stronger.
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always blows my mind how many european countries still have monarchs. what do you mean you have a king. kill that guy
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he is spending time with his friends cookie and biscuit
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it will pass but like can i at least get an eta
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he is doing some important work while his mom brings him tea
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does anyone have that quote that goes something like 'white germans under the nazis lived just fine as long as they were loyal to the state, gave their children to the army, and paid their taxes, and in this sense many americans would be comfortable living under fascism' trying to find who said it but google is giving me jack shit
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wish it was considered acceptable to sign professional emails “sorry about me,”
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Sure, boss, I’d still be ya henchman if you was a woim
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