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Maybe an unpopular opinion but if I was a witch, one of the tropy things I'd really want is a big ol' crooked nose.

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Inconsistencies' the name of the game here and I'm a winner born, sometimes.

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I think you can have up to 5 mothers before it becomes too far-fetched.

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By all things cute and delicious, you deserve terrible angst !

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Quick Note

In the world of the blind, smellmojies reign supreme.

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In this universe, lobsters

While watching a video the other day, I came to the realisation that I do not, in fact, control how lobsters die.

I had never thought about it before...

And when it finally came to my attention, I understood that my place in this universe what not one where I control how those delicious critters die and their fate does not follow my whims and wants.

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Question about clothing

Would a Viking's bikini be called a vikini ?

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A recent thought of mine

I kinda want a car that doesn't go above 100 mph, just so I can talk in percentages.

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Backlogs at 44

I'm someone normal so I sometimes save what I'd post for when I finally create an account on here or on twitter.

But the bird took a rocket to the throat so I'll just be here.

My favorite number is 11 and 4 is hated by the japanese so as my backlog is finally at 44 I'll HEREBY start posting.

Consider yourselves warned.