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I’m not trying to turn your kids trans; that’s stupid. I’m trying to turn them into socialists.

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Snoop Dogg watching the Skateboarding finals with an unidentified man

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I made a bad comic and now you have to look at it

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canceled my prime membership today

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Cursed to be stuck inside this ancient amulet for years but you know I was kind of getting used to it. The solitude had eaten away just enough of my sanity that I'm pretty sure it only would've been a few more days before I started hallucinating some really neat shit.

But then. THEN. This fuckass twink descendant of my mortal enemies picks up my amulet. Takes right out of the sacred chamber. I guess it was finally a ruin now? Worse timing possible, too late to stop me going insane and right before the insanity could pay off.

So some clueless idiot is actually wearing me for the first time in centuries. I'm gonna wreck this dude's shit, I don't care if he is weirdly nice and kind of pretty in the face department. The second I accumulate enough power I'm breaking out of here and making him regret being born.

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scared to ask the librarian about this poster...

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> looking at a new popular collectible

> ask the people if it's objects or gambling

> they don't understand

> pull out illustrated diagram explaining what is objects and what is gambling

> they laugh and say "it's a good collectible sir"

> look up how to buy a collectible

> its gambling

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County roads

Full of holes

On the route

I need to go

Road construction

Lane obstruction

Let me go

County roads

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Little fucking guy alert!!

[ID: two photos of a porcelain triceratops from different angles. The triceratops is very small and has blue floral designs on its crown and body. Its three horns are painted with gold luster.]

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how it feels to drive a prius on the interstate surrounded on all sides by huge trucks

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Cruise ships departing

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Mike Lee shows he does not know the constitution while setting up yet another first nail in the coffin slippery slope bill.