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✨Attention Pokémart Customers✨

Pokémart is installing new security features at self checkout lanes. Like a camera to watch you scan items. Please be aware these features utilize video scanning technology to determine if an item is scanned. Attempts to confuse this program by double scanning an item, distracting the clerk with a broken jar, or waiting until there's a large cloud to go through will work. Please use the checkout lanes appropriately and do not make a series of false flags in one transaction making the program seem untrustworthy to the clerk thereby having them wave off any further issues as bugs or a Rotom's work.

Trainers of Rotom please refrain from using self checkout lanes.

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Someone's just bitter they got on Tumblr too late to claim the url

the real pokemart offical implies the existence of a fake pokemart official

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H is for hatred! What is something you just can't stand?

Corporations

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Look you need some serious help here, do you got any Pokémon?

Do you perhaps sell weapons? The Pokémon that killed my parents is back and that thing is too dangerous to be left alive

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Depends how creative you wanna get, I'm sure if you chuck a pokéball hard enough at it it will hurt or if you tie them together on an escape rope you'd have a flail type thing

But also depends what killed your parents cryptic Anon, tell me was it a Wooper?

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Oh so it's a ghost type,

Try throwing TM Bite at it like death frisbees

Do you perhaps sell weapons? The Pokémon that killed my parents is back and that thing is too dangerous to be left alive

[- @buddy-handler-iori -]

Depends how creative you wanna get, I'm sure if you chuck a pokéball hard enough at it it will hurt or if you tie them together on an escape rope you'd have a flail type thing

But also depends what killed your parents cryptic Anon, tell me was it a Wooper?

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Favorite shape?

Gun or the inside of a Pokéball

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hello fake pokemart

Very presumptuous to call me a fake when you hide behind a viel of anonymity, Anon

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@the-real-pokemart-official stealing my whole shtick now, you stealing my Pokémon!

Oh God... Gatsby are you still here! I haven't seen you in hours!

Do you perhaps sell weapons? The Pokémon that killed my parents is back and that thing is too dangerous to be left alive

[- @buddy-handler-iori -]

Depends how creative you wanna get, I'm sure if you chuck a pokéball hard enough at it it will hurt or if you tie them together on an escape rope you'd have a flail type thing

But also depends what killed your parents cryptic Anon, tell me was it a Wooper?

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Huh that's a weird looking Houndoom,

Just chuck a fresh water at him or something it'll melt

Do you perhaps sell weapons? The Pokémon that killed my parents is back and that thing is too dangerous to be left alive

[- @buddy-handler-iori -]

Depends how creative you wanna get, I'm sure if you chuck a pokéball hard enough at it it will hurt or if you tie them together on an escape rope you'd have a flail type thing

But also depends what killed your parents cryptic Anon, tell me was it a Wooper?

[pokemart-official]

Do you perhaps sell weapons? The Pokémon that killed my parents is back and that thing is too dangerous to be left alive

[- @buddy-handler-iori -]

Depends how creative you wanna get, I'm sure if you chuck a pokéball hard enough at it it will hurt or if you tie them together on an escape rope you'd have a flail type thing

But also depends what killed your parents cryptic Anon, tell me was it a Wooper?

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K is for kettle! Do you prefer tea or coffee, and how do you like it? N is for neat! How tidy are you?

I like iced tea, coffee is gross lol

Relatively neat, like organized chaos Everything has its place, but somethings' places are just piles on a desk

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Just had a customer come in and she was loading her stuff on the counter like normal and I was scanning there items

While I'm scanning (looking at the register), she goes "Oh Arceus save me" and I hear a crash I turn back assuming she like fell or something

And she literally just dropped her fresh water I thought she like fell or something

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Unown Ask Game! Remember to include the question!

A is for adoption! If you could adopt any pokemon, what species would you pick?

B is for berries! What berries do you find yourself around the most?

C is for care! What do you do to care for your pokemon, and how do they care for you?

D is for danger! What is the most dangerous experience you have faced?

E is for entertainment! What is your comfort media/entertainment?

F is for friends! Who are the most important people in your journey?

G is for gracidea! What are you grateful for?

H is for hatred! What is something you just can't stand?

I is for injury! Tell us about one of your major injuries, if you're comfortable.

J is for jelly donuts! What is your favourite language based story?

K is for kettle! Do you prefer tea or coffee, and how do you like it?

L is for ligma! What is the most memorable prank you have fallen for?

M is for music! What's your favourite music genre?

N is for neat! How tidy are you?

O is for onix! What is your favourite first stage pokemon?

P is for power! Who is your favourite superhero?

Q is for quirky! What do people think is the strangest thing you do?

R is for region! Where are you from?

S is for sunshine! What is your favourite kind of weather?

T is for type! What pokemon type would you be/are?

U is for Unown! What is your favourite letter?

V is for venue! Where is your favourite place to meet people?

W is for wicked! What is your favourite word with multiple meanings?

X is for xenomania! Where would you like to travel?

Y is for yuk! What is something you think is gross?

Z is for zest! What's a guilty pleasure?

! - Name something that still surprises you!

? - What is your go-to ice breaker?

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what in the world

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Which Pokemart do you work at specifically?

Definitely no mal-intent behind this ask, I'm definitely not the official pokemart representative.

Oh yeah no worries, I work at the new Pokemart at your mom's house

So many people have been visiting her they decided to build one

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How have you not been taken down by the actual Pokemart? You said that Pokemart supported murder once..

We still do!

Why would I get taken down when I'm the official account? I mean look at my URL

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hoes adore standing on the sides of beaten paths and spinning in adirectional circles just in case they see an opponent walk past in a particular direction