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thinking of the sneaky little faggotses gollum picture

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Let’s play doctor. I'll go first. You owe me $3200.

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Every opinion you see about spiders is either love them or hate them because those of us who generally don’t think about spiders aren’t thinking about spiders

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your scent processing being so close to memory in your brain is insane sometimes you step outside and take a whiff and go "ah, it smells like playing pokemon emerald in my third grade afterschool program in the crisp september of 2006"

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Out of Touch

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im sorry but when you grow up and interact with people irl youre gonna have friends where you dont fw their tastes. sometimes youre gonna meet someone chill whos also a hazbin hotel fan or have a really nice coworker that likes taylor swift and youre gonna need to mind your business and shut the fuck up or youre gonna be real lonely

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anime_irl

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🎃🎃🎃🎃

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"House MD is unrealistic" you're right here's my script for a realistic medical show

Patient: I threw up 4 gallons of blood

House: sounds like you need to lose weight

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The more you repress your emotions, the stronger your elemental eruption attack is going to be. Bottle it up!

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PARDON THE MESSY ASS LINES but yuh, fankid has been made, second one will hit the tumblr later

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it’s also fucked up that fat people literally fear going to the doctor for anything because they know the first thing out of their dr’s mouth no matter what their ailment is, is gonna be “lose weight lol” broken leg? lose weight. rash? lose weight. whooping cough? lose weight binch!!!!! like we get it. but can you just write my prescription you bitch so i can go eat a salad and not call you again until im about to die of the plague????

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“nope”

(via)

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& you know what it actually IS lifechanging to smile at strangers & say please & thank you & goodmorning & compliment someones outfit & help someone in need & be more accepting of loving other people just because they are other people!!!

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Lipstick lady beetle, Cheilomenes bidentata, Coccinellidae

Found in South Africa

Photos by tonyrebelo

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noahaaronsams

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Federal workers are going off.