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i sit abruptly to announce to the audience of nobody in my room that it is time to shave *screams erupt from the crowd*
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#ifhomophobicmeanspussyslayerthenyesyesaiamhomophobic
fuck this bitch who i鈥檓 on call with
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me when i moved into my apartment without a fucking mattress
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the kinda shit i be getting sent
i will be calling this series the adventures of the founding fathers
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heyo first time posting i am going to try and post poems on here a majority of the time the other times will be shitposts
i will be waiting
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