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I need to start doing this immediately
whenever i drink i wear whatever my tits will fall out of the easiest
i like being slutty and you’re welcome 🥰
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I love answering questions do ask
-B
Wanna be nosy… here’s your chance.
0:Height 1:Virgin? 2:Shoe size 3:Do you smoke? 4:Do you drink? 5:Do you take drugs? 6:Age you get mistaken for 7:Have tattoos? 8:Want any tattoos? 9:Got any piercings? 10:Want any piercings? 11:Best friend? 12:Relationship status 13:Biggest turn ons 14:Biggest turn offs 15:Favorite movie 16:I’ll love you if 17:Someone you miss 18:Most traumatic experience 19:A fact about your personality 20:What I hate most about myself 21:What I love most about myself 22:What I want to be when I get older 23:My relationship with my sibling(s) 24:My relationship with my parent(s) 25:My idea of a perfect date 26:My biggest pet peeves 27:A description of the girl/boy I like 28:A description of the person I dislike the most 29:A reason I’ve lied to a friend 30:What I hate the most about work/school 31:What your last text message says 32:What words upset me the most 33:What words make me feel the best about myself 34:What I find attractive in women 35:What I find attractive in men 36:Where I would like to live 37:One of my insecurities 38:My childhood career choice 39:My favorite ice cream flavor 40:Who wish I could be 41:Where I want to be right now 42:The last thing I ate 43:Sexiest person that comes to my mind immediately 44:A random fact about anything
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*feels stressed out* *masturbates*
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Ho'olheyak 👅 #アークナイツ #Arknights
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honestly a fantasy i’ve always had is just being surrounded by cocks and trying to pleasure them all at once
so uhhh
anyone want to have a sleepover? 😇
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she let me hit because i use his pronouns interchangeably
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We HAVE to normalize casually masturbating with your friends
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not saying i’d suck off my besties anytime
but boy would i
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girls will suck each other off and then spend 6 hours listening to music
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“you’re so mean” gf 🤝 “yet you’re so wet” bf
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From Harley to Har-lee 😂 (I’m sorry 🥺)
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A concept:
Two lers debating what your worst spot is although they're both wrong.
However, after tickling you a bit they discover your actual death spot.
In this essay I will discuss...
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Wanna sit on someone’s legs and pin their arms above their head while I give them the softest of tickles all along their inner arms, occasionally getting a liiitle too close to their armpits.
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