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Have you considered a change in diet, mein Freund? I cannot harvest organs if there's nothing left of them!

i want to know what kind of effects eating hot cheeto macaroni and drinking orange joe in the same meal would have on my body

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Syringes can be filled with many useful and wondirous concoctions! Sehr Gail! Perhaps I shall have one for myself! Do zhey come in Uberklein?

Thank you SO MUCH to @miauiz for this amazinggggg artwork of Himiko in her hero costume 🥹🥹🥹

I am so chuffed with how this commission came out! Lia was so great to work with.

The design is from my fanfic I’ll See Your Heart and Raise You Mine - check it out if you like this 🥰

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In light of recent events, I have edited this post. You can check out the changes at https://youtu.be/DcERQHg3iy8?si=CvLR6rwzCQaeuDld

Intro Post

Hello! I am ze teeny tiny Medic! My pockets are full of tiny syringes with many wonderful concoctions! If you require my assistance, I will be in your pocket.

General Information

I have not kept up with the comics, so there may be inconsistencies

If Medic was a gremlin

I will not be participating in ships with this character

Mod speak will likely look like this or may appear as very long rants in tags

This might not be a very active blog

"#asks" is for anything from my inbox I reply to

"#pvp" is for when I reblog a post

"#misc" is for anything unrelated to the character

Rules/DNIs

"#original" is for the posts I make unprompted

"#not tf2" is for anything that is outlandishly not tf2

"#syringe appreciation" is my justification for the previous tag's existence

Minors be warned, I will not moderate my content as long as I can address it in-character (the exception being donation links or artworks)

No bigotry of any kind

No real world events

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Do not worry! I have learned, in great detail, the anatomy of robots. I wi-

(An eagle swoops in and grabs the pocket-sized pocket medic, flying off into the distance. The sun sets over the horizon as the eagle becomes nothing more than a silhouette.)

Installs bonzi buddy onto medbots hard drives

>:)

#007-M: -Hiding behind #005-H and #006-E, shaking-

#006-E: [ No, You Don't. That's Not Going To Do Anything To Him, Plus, We Won't Let You. ] -Ready to shoot- #005-H: -Looking at you, also ready to shoot-

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I have not seen a bird in years. Had to go into hiding because zhe eagles want to eat me.

The birds would like some new people to interact with

Please reblog if you are within the tf2 community and are comfortable with Medic’s doves visiting your blog

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Well, at least in zhe case of fruit, I'd compare it to neutering zhe plant and putting its testicles on display.

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Vhat? I vould never do zhat!!!

Although, since I am small, surely no one would notice a nibble or two missing...

yeah created my me :>

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Fine, fine. I guess I don't need to pilot you.

Although, I do hope you consider a little bit of cargo space. Healing a mechanical being vhile inside of zhem vill be a major achievement for me. Perhaps zhe start of something greater!!!

A robot? I don't have anything prepared for zhis... Perhaps I could ask zhe Engineer for help? Maybe I could even get a little room in your body somewhere!!! And I vill pilot you like a mech!!! Ja!!! Zhis is a great idea!!!

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[You would be actively fighting with a human goal for control over me if you did that. So don't]

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New pfp, drew it myself

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im back

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my RED/BLU merc designs!

i like to think of the mercs on the two teams as doppelgängers; each one is their own person with a unique life, background, and personality- they just look uncannily similar to their class counterpart on the enemy side. it’s a bit uncomfortable and they try not to think about it too hard!

this took me SO long to complete but i had a lot of fun with each face and applying my own ideas and headcanons! maybe i’ll post alt versions showing how sniper/medic/engie look with their glasses on

i’d love to talk more about these guys so feel free to ask me things in the replies:)

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How is my job security zhis terrible??? It is an OUTRAGE!!! I WILL NOT STAND FOR ZHIS!!!

Ohhh I'm about to make some new funny TF2 merch Watch out

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hands you a full sized syringe

Holding the syringe over his head

I appreciate zhe donation! Fortunately, my strength can be compared to zhe humble ant. I once performed surgery on one! Not a whole lot zhere to harvest...

...Anyway, zhis syringe is mine!!! No refunds!!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Scurries away

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5 posts!

Wow!

Such

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YOU WILL REGRET zhiiiiiiiiis!!!!!!!!!

Medic #2 could not survive the fall. Back to the respawn machine he goes.

I would say zhere is not enough room for us zwei, but zhe journey across zhis room alone lasted several days! Could you spare a drink?

- @pocket-sized-pocket-medic

Medic stares at you, piercing blue eyes stab into your soul.

Zhere can only be ONE

He pushes you off the table.

Hey Doc, what was that noise?

Nozhing, mein freund! Go back to vork, ahah...

/j ofc. Feel free to keep messaging me!

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I will NOT let zhose rats outperform me. I will be zhe ONLY one spreading rabies in zhis area!