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plutowitch · 8 days ago
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Every cunty person you know has a fixed placement
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plutowitch · 8 days ago
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plutowitch · 21 days ago
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me after i 100% heard you: huh?
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plutowitch · 1 month ago
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plutowitch · 1 month ago
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plutowitch · 1 month ago
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plutowitch · 1 month ago
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kicked out of the debate for interrupting all my opponent's arguements by saying "me when i'm a dipshit idiot" and then threatening to kill them in increasingly erotic tones
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plutowitch · 1 month ago
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I love you, George Takei.
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plutowitch · 1 month ago
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by: midnight_mortuary - ig
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plutowitch · 1 month ago
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plutowitch · 1 month ago
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plutowitch · 1 month ago
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㋡🥀
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plutowitch · 1 month ago
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plutowitch · 1 month ago
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plutowitch · 1 month ago
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Affirm it with me:
Everything that leaves is replaced by something better. I never lack.
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plutowitch · 1 month ago
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I would still use my turn signals in the Mad Max Wasteland. They'd call me "Signal" because I'd hit my blinker before ramming the enemy hot rods into the side of a desert ravine. I'd use my turn signal every time. They would respect me for this.
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