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Gingerbread Man - C. Sturniolo

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a/n: I've had this little idea for days now and I kinda hate it now but I wanted to put something cute out soon so enjoy!!
warning: not proofread
You had spent many Christmas Eves in the Sturniolo household, but this year was the first as Chris's girlfriend.
"Ma, wake up." You'd been fast asleep in Chris's room for hours before he barged in. "if you don't get up I'm gonna get trev in here to... pee on you." Chris was joking but he at least thought it would be enough to trick his girlfriend into waking up.
"what do you want Christopher" you managed to giggle out, being half asleep and all.
"Matt, Nick, and I are doing a last-minute gingerbread house-making challenge, and I want my baby on my team," Chris said that last part in hopes of persuading you to get up. You opened your eyes a bit more to see him walking over with Trevor in hand. He placed the dog on the bed in front of you and gave him a little nudge. "on the count of three, trev, just like we practiced."
You looked at them both in confusion, unknowing to what was to come.
"three...two... ONE!" Chris and Trevor both sent kisses all around your face until you were a giggling mess. "OK OK, -I'M UP, GUYS -STOP IT."
Chris pulls away and twirls out of the bedroom happy his little plan worked. You get up, throw on one of Chris's hoodies that lied on the floor, fixed your hair a bit and the mirror, scooped up Trevor off the bed, and made your way into the kitchen with the boys.
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"Chris!! the roof is slipping oh my god!" It was a battle between you and Chris versus Matt and Nick to see who could make the best-looking gingerbread house while one member of each team was blindfolded.
"It a little hard to keep the roof up when I can't see, baby" Chris tried over and over to glue everything and keep it together without falling before the timer runs out.
"okay we wont have a lot of time, so let's just decorate the outside." you handed Chris the piping bag with the pink icing inside and guide his hand to start drawing windows on the side of the house.
"I just have a feeling yours and Chris's house looks like shit right now" Nick yelled from the other side of the counter.
"I actually CAN see and let me just say you and Matt aren't looking so hot right now" You were quick to throw an insult back as this was natural to you after all these years.
"Bro what are you talking about right now, chris got y'all house lookin' like something diseased."
Before you could respond back to Matt's remark, Chris slathered a large swipe of icing across your face. You stand there in utter shock at what Chris had just done. He and Matt burst out in uncontrollable laughter, not seeing it coming.
"STOP what did I miss guys, I cannot stand both of you" Nick shouts unaware as to what's happening.
"no fucking way." you grab the other piping bag off the table and get ready to pour it all over Chris. Just as you are about to get him back, Chris throws his blindfold off and runs down to the living room.
You start running after him "I'm gonna fucking kill you" you say, ready for revenge.
"cant catch me ma, I'm the gingerbread man," he says now running circles around the coffee table while you tried to nag him.
Just after saying this, he tripped over one of trevors toys and right onto the couch. You took this as your chance and straddled his waist to assure he doesn't get back up.
Now that you've got him right where you want him, you pour icing all over his face out of revenge and spite. he reaches out to your sides and starts tickling mercilessly. Unable to keep in your laughter, you surrender and Chris wipes the icing off his face with his shirt.
With you still on top of him, he can't help but pull you into a kiss. You grab his face and deepen into the kiss, still giggling into his lips.
"You're a shit gingerbread man Chris," you say before going right back into the kiss.
He pulls away ready to say his snark remark before a pillow hits you both. You both turn in the direction the pillow seemed to come, seeing Matt and Nick looking back in disgust
"Can you freaks get up so we can finish the video please"
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if you support trump gon ahead & quietly unfollow me right now. don't come in my inbox with the dumb shit, just unfollow me.
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thousand dollar dinner
yk i'm a winner
got so much money
you would think i gotta printer
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LETS FUCKING GOOOOOO
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if i don’t do a max and roxanne halloween costume soon, i will genuinely air this bitch out
#max goof#a goofy movie#chris sturniolo#christopher sturniolo#matt sturniolo#nick sturniolo#sturniolo triplets
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you’re the risk i’m gonna take it (opening tumblr in public)
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I hope all my baddies with stomach issues have a wonderful day!!!
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no lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table ta the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponent al, logarithmic, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cow girl, doggy, backwards, forwards sideways, upside down, on the floor, in the bed, on the couch, on a chair, being carried against the wall, outside in a train, on a plane, in the car, on a motorcycle, the bed of a truck, on a trampoline, in a bounce house, in the ool, bent over, in the basement, against the window, have the most toe curling, back arching, leg shaking, dick thribbing, first clenching, ear rining, mouth drooling, ass clenching, nose sniffling, eye watering, eye rolling, hip thrusting, earthquaking, sheet gripping, knuckles cracking, jaw dropping, hair pulling. teeth jitterbug. mind blogging, soul snatching.overstimulating, vile, sloppy, moan inducing, heart wrenching, spine tingling, back breaking, atrocious, gushy, creamy, beastly, lip bitting, gravity defying, nail biting, sweaty, feet kicking, mind blowing, body shivering. orgasmic, bone breaking, world ending, black hole creating, universe destroying, devious, scrumptious amazing, delightful, delectable, unbelievable, body numbing, bark worthy, cant walk, head nodding, soul evaporating, volcano erupting, sweat rolling, voice cracking, trembling, sheets soaked, hair drenched, flabbergasting, lip locking, skin peeling, eyelash removing, eye widening pussy popping, nail stractching. back cuts, spectacular, brain cell desolving, hair ripping, show stopping magnificent, unique, extraordinary, slendid, phenomenal, mouth foaming heavenly, awakening, devils tangos riding one could offer
Need him to eat me out with those glasses on 🙏


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the glasses stay on..
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HIII BLOG!!

𝜗ৎ eighteen, black, i love chris sturniolo, billie eilish, the last of us, clario, life is strange, pinterest, winter, caramel popcorn, magenta, candles, strawberries, boots, tarayummy, adrianne lenker, harry potter, slime, journaling, smallville
˖ . ݁ 𝜗𝜚 . ݁₊ mari, 18, she/her, black, nerd
˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥DM'S always open don't be afraid to chat⋆ ˚。⋆౨ৎ ˚ <3
author’s note:
I've been a fan of the Triplets for about 3 years now and always have been a chris girl:) Though this is mainly a Chris account, I'll still write about Billie and Matt and anyone else if requested :) if there's anything you guys want me to write about pls lmk!!! i love requests!! thank you for reading!! ૮ ˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶ ა ⋆౨ৎ ˚⟡ ˖
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this is me btw if y’all were wondering
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boygenius performing Ketchum, ID / Copenhagen / 13.08.2023
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“Men often think they deserve a sticker for treating women like people”
-Taylor Jenkins Reid, Daisy Jones and the Six
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