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If I could teleport I'd be such a slut
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average day on springflower twt 2
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excerpts from last night's 3 am brainrotting over my own damn ep
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"you can't just script things out of spite!"
#im restoring the natural order of things#razz.txt#reality shifting#shiftblr#he's seen my kinlist! he knows!#is this joke even funny to anyone else
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do you ever hear a song and be like "yup im stealing this for my fame dr"
#LMAOO me with . panic! at the disco's entire discography#picking brendon urie up by the scruff and putting him in a little trashcan . my band now :)#misc#he's seen my kinlist! he knows!
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tips for musician dr shifters <3
hey guys! thought i’d post something a lil different cause i have been SLACKING on posts, so sorry abt that. but in my fame dr, i am the head manager for my family’s band, and i have learned a bunch of things from that experience so i’m sharing it here :)
✧ kindness is a virtue when it comes to venue workers. they can really make or break a show if they wanted to. also they’re extremely underpaid for the amount of work they do, so just be kind and patient with them unless they do something to you first.
✧ goes out to all fame dr shifters—don’t pay attention to headlines too much. people are gonna hate no matter what so don’t waste your time listening <3
✧ get a bodyguard/security guard asap. even if you think you don’t need one.
✧ pay close attention to your record label because some of them aren’t in it for the music but more in it for the brand.
✧ ^also don’t let them pressure you to do features. while it can help with popularity/recognition, you will be fine without it if you don’t want to do it.
✧ if you use fog machines; if it starts to smell like how the outside smells after it rains or like broccoli, change it out. that means it’s outdated and prolonged exposure will make you sick (my brother almost lost a lung because of complications from it ☹️)
✧ get a really good PR manager. shit will save your life.
✧ if you’re struggling with lyrics, go outside. no matter the weather GO OUTSIDE!! it works wonders.
✧ keep the barricade at least 3-5ft away from the stage to prevent people from being able to grab onto the stage itself
✧ CONNECTIONS ARE EVERYTHING!!!! make friends with other musicians. trust me, you’ll be glad you did.
✧ never sample someone’s song/music without permission. you WILL get a cease and desist or sued 93% of the time.
✧ you only get a small amount of revenue from streams!! touring is where most of your profit will ensue.
✧ try to get to your venue 3-4 hours early. that gives you time to fix wardrobe/equipment/transportation malfunctions should they occur.
✧ fans remember EVERYTHING, so be careful with what you say/do cause i swear they keep tabs on that shit😭
p.s. if you scripted some of these to be different or out completely, then ignore them! these are just general tips, they may not apply to everyone’s drs :)
let me know if y’all want a part 2 cause i have so many more🫶
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am i the only one who feels like their drs are a certain color? like when i think about my fame dr i think about the color red
#oh i absolutely do this too but i feel like its kinda a synesthesia thing lmfao#my streamer dr is pink :]#misc
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i don't get people that are like 'ew ur such a y/n in your dr' bitch that's the point
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average day on springflower twt
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Things to remember about shifting
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It's ok if you can feel your CR. Your awareness shifts and THEN your senses follow.
YOU as a consciousness shift before your senses do. Don't sit and obsess over what you are experiencing physically because your senses are not the determining factor of your reality your awareness is.
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You always have the ability to shift. It doesn't go away just because you're "stuck" in this reality. It is an ability that you have always had. You can shift ALREADY.
Stop telling yourself that you have to do something before you can shift. You don't have to solve every blockage you've ever had, you don't have to drink a magic potion, you don't have to obtain some "key"
You are not trying to obtain the ability to shift. The ability to shift is inherent.
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You are not waiting on anything but yourself.
I know that may be triggering to hear and you're probably saying "well then why haven't I?". That is because you are consistently selecting a reality which proves to you what you already believe.
Your subconscious mind believes ANYTHING you tell it and then provides proof of it. If you tell it you're stuck it will do its job and prove that to you.
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You are more than your body. You have the potential to be anything that ever was or ever could be. You are not your senses you are not your body you are not your thoughts. You are pure potential. You are the universe experiencing itself.
There are no limits except the ones you give to yourself. You are the operant power of your reality. You alone have full control over when you shift.
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You cannot shame yourself better. Hating yourself, comparing yourself to others, being cruel to yourself because you "aren't doing good enough" has never helped you. If you only have one person in your corner it should be you. If you have only one person telling you to keep going it should be you.
On days when everything seems out of your control you can control how you treat yourself. You deserve kindness and patience too. It's ok if you have setbacks. It's ok if you got off track.
It's ok to trust yourself. It's ok to tell yourself you're good enough and that what you're doing is enough. It's ok to tell yourself that you're good at this.
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You can feel like shit and still shift. You are not doomed to this reality just because you feel things deeply. It's ok to feel scared or sad or disappointed. You are doing good enough even if you're feeling like total shit. Suffering is not evidence of damnation.
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If you repeat something enough it will become true.
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"ohh shifting is just lucid dreaming!" my dreams are only slightly more coherent than that ai slop version of minecraft. you'd think i'd be able to tell the difference
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Not only does wikihow have a "how to shift realities" how to (with decently outdated info) but also, the character in it is TRYING TO WHITEWASH HERSELF?
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another poll for the night go crazy!
#i Have. some scripts. lying around. somewhere#i swear they're somewhere#i literally made a whole scratch project to store my scripts. and then didn't put my scripts in it#misc#i need to get better about scripting tbh#it would make my life so much easier
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forgot there was a third fucking dog. jackie i am so sorry
i need to just. compile a list of all the animals in the house in my main dr at some point. like it's too many. not even all of them are pets donnie's just eating my fucking basil and won't leave
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like. we have two dogs [zero and grim]. a cat [khoshekh]. a rabbit [donnie] who is not a pet but just kind of hangs around. a snake [janus]. there was at one point a stinkbug in my room named remus. does sisky count
i need to just. compile a list of all the animals in the house in my main dr at some point. like it's too many. not even all of them are pets donnie's just eating my fucking basil and won't leave
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i need to just. compile a list of all the animals in the house in my main dr at some point. like it's too many. not even all of them are pets donnie's just eating my fucking basil and won't leave
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you know i am literally the one in charge of deciding what reality i'm scripting and i could just not script myself into a situationship but i am being real and honest here. and i took one look at this man and said "there is no way he has ever been open and honest about his feelings once in his life. but i'm gonna fuck him anyway"
#razz.txt#from pete wentz you came and to pete wentz you will return#< im not in a situationship with pete wentz. by the way. not in this reality
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