plavehumor

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Eunho: I’ve done a lot of dumb stuff. Hamin: I witnessed the dumb stuff. Bamby: I recorded the dumb stuff. Noah: I joined you in the dumb stuff. Yejun: I TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF!

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Noah: I need you to swear!! Hamin, hesitant: ...fuck Noah, holding back laughter: No, swear as in promise!!

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Yejun: Would you rather be feared or loved? Noah: Easy, both Noah: I want people to be afraid of how much they love me.

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why is Eunho posing look like that delinquent in anime who waits for the main character after class, or during recess/lunch break

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when i die all i want is to become on of those cats who lives around archaeological sites in greece and rome, sun myself while surrounded by remnants of antiquity, and make visitors wonder if i am perhaps some reincarnated ancient soul returning to the home i loved millennia ago

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incorrect-plave -> plavehumor

so I can post plave memes as well, also submissions are welcome c:

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hamin + bamby getting arrested

Policeman: What are your names? Hamin: don't tell him Bamby-hyung Policeman [writing down]: Bamby Hamin: sorry hyung Bamby: good job Hamin Policeman: Bamby: oh fuck

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Eunho, struggling to keep upright in their 1 inch heels: Yeah, I-I don’t really think heels are for me Noah, pointing at them and walking flawlessly in sparkly golden 6 inch heels: WEAK.

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Eunho: Can I bother you for a second? Bamby: You're always bothering me, but go ahead.

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Yejun: Is something burning? Hamin: Just my love for you. Yejun: Hamin, the toaster is on fire.

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Bamby: Eunho is calling me. Someone I don't want to talk to... Bamby: [answers the phone] Eunho: Hyung, what was the name of that cold noodle place? Bamby: If I tell you, what will you do for me? Eunho: Our bromance will deepen. Bamby: I don't really want that to happen, but I will tell you regardless. Eunho: [yelling] 사랑해요!!

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Hamin: Eunho thinks every round fruit is an apple. Eunho: No, I don't. Bamby: [holds up cherries] What are these? Eunho: Tiny apples. Hamin: [points at pumpkin] What's that? Eunho: Halloween apples.

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Yejun: You four, explain right now! Eunho: It was Noah. Bamby: It was Noah. Hamin: It was Noah. Noah: Noah: …fuck.

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Yejun: Do you ever feel bugs on you when really there's nothing there? Noah: Those are the ghosts of the bugs you killed before. Yejun: Yejun: *sobs* Bamby: You fucking scared them, you idiot.

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Yejun: I know you’re deflecting by making jokes about how hot you are. Noah: It’s not a joke. Noah: *sniffles* Noah: I’m a legit snack.

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Hamin: What are your goals? Noah: To pet all the dogs. Hamin: No, fitness goals. Noah: To be able to run fast enough to pet all the dogs.

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Eunho: Let’s watch Sharkboy and Lavagirl. Bamby: Okay. Eunho: And make out during the scary parts. Bamby: Th- Bamby: The scary parts. Bamby: Of Sharkboy and Lavagirl.