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me while drawing: damn i wish i could draw

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‪if you knew me between the years 2012-2016, let me reintroduce myself‬

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cashier: that’ll be $4.20

me: bruh

cashier: bruh

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me: bruh

cashier: bruh

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*files a noise complain @ my thoughts at 4am*

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Okay but bad boy Jimin that’s always seen in a leather jacket with a rose tattoo on his neck and his tongue piercing skipping class to smoke weed under the bleachers with his thuggy ass boyfriend Jungkook. He’d be sat on an old crate, legs spread out as he leaned against the metal rods and Jimin stood in front of him with a smirk as he leaned down to pull the smoke from Jungkook’s mouth. They’d smoke two joints and kiss leisurely for the rest of their class period only for them to end up leaving twenty minutes later in Jungkook’s black Charger.

The joint’s still lit as it sits between Jimin’s fingers while he’s sat on Jungkook’s lap, lips latched to the cobra tattoo on Kook’s neck. It’s only 1:30 in the afternoon and somehow they end up driving around until dark. Of course, Jimin would demand that they pull into an empty parking lot just so he could make out with Jungkook properly, hands buried in his hair and all.

Jimin’s got quite the track record with both the school and the police. The only reason he hasn’t been expelled is that he somehow manages to keep a B average. Even after he beat some guy with his history textbook and sleeps in his morning math class, no one’s kicked him out. Some students think it’s because the teachers are too afraid to say anything, and others claimed to hear a rumor that he was banging the principal, to which that rumor was quickly cleared up when Jimin’s name was seen tattooed on Jungkook’s neck, and Jungkook’s name on Jimin’s chest.

In all honesty, Jimin’s not an idiot in the slightest. He’s actually pretty damn smart, he just doesn’t give a shit about school or grades. Given that neither of them wanted to go to college, it worked out pretty well for them to skip class together every day. 

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The local police department knows that he’s a troublemaker and he basically knows all the officers on a first name basis. Whenever he comes into the station Jungkook’s usually trailing in behind him, either to bail him out or being escorted by four officers and an extra set of shackles because he’s always been an ornery one.

“What’d you do this time, Jimin?”

“C’mon, Chief. Give me some credit, will ya?”

“Humor me.”

“Are you- public indecency? Really, Jimin? Come on.”

“We were in Kook’s car in the alley behind the liquor store. That’s hardly public.”

Jungkook couldn’t care less about anyone finding him under the bleachers with a blunt between his fingers, let alone half naked in the back of his own car with his boyfriend on his lap. The officers found that they’d have to separate Jimin from him lest they want to see them finish what had been so rudely interrupted behind the liquor store. They’d get released the next day because regardless of how much of a pain in the ass Jimin was to the Chief,  he had a soft spot for the little shit.

And Jungkook was never one to get into a lot of trouble with the police but that was before Jimin came along. Don’t get it twisted though, Jimin’s still the one that talks shit and will start a fight for looking at him wrong. Jungkook just has a habit of taking on every guy that says anything about Jimin while he’s there. Plus, there was that time Jimin came over to his place at 2 am with a bruise on his cheek, a bloody nose, and bloody knuckles and Jungkook wasn’t able to let that go. He came into the station the next day for sending 3 guys to the hospital and taking a bat to their cars. Jimin came trailing in behind him with his bail money and rolled his eyes as he slapped the envelope down on the Chief’s desk. Jungkook would lean back against the wall from where they’d shackled him and look over to see Jimin staring back at him. He’d send him a smirk and shrug his shoulders to which Jimin would scold him for his actions when the Chief released him ten minutes later.

“What the fuck, Jungkook. You know that was none of your business, you should’ve just stayed out of it.”

“Baby, the moment they put their hands on you it was my business.”

“You’re an idiot. I can take care of myself.”

And it was true. Jungkook knew damn well that Jimin could probably kick his ass if he wanted to, but he’d be damned if anyone’s going to walk away after Jimin comes home bruised and bloody.

“I know you can, but that doesn’t mean I’m gonna let anyone put their hands on you. The only marks I should see on your body should come from my mouth.”

But then there are days that Jimin just lets his tough exterior fall away and Jungkook will just grin and take all that he’ll give him. Like on Saturdays when Jimin wakes up at Jungkook’s apartment and he’s naked, wrapped in the blankets while Jungkook’s barely covered. The sun’s peeking through the blinds just enough to fall perfectly over Jungkook’s bare torso and makes him look like an angel when Jimin knows that he’s far from it.

He’s got a cobra tattooed from his left shoulder blade to underneath his ear that Jimin loved to leave love bites next to, something about the color contrasting nicely. The tattoos that spread across his body make Jimin want to take a picture and he does just that, saving it in the folder that no one but he knows about because he can’t risk anyone knowing he’s a total sap.

He knows Jungkook’s waking up when he shifts as Jimin traces over his lips and down his neck before he stretches his arms over his head and turns to face him, all sleepy with a love drunk smile. When Jimin moves to sit on his abdomen, Jungkook grunts and stares up at him, hands on his hips as he drifts in and out of sleep. It only ends when Jimin leans down to bite his lip and lick a stripe up Jungkook’s neck and suddenly Jungkook is more awake than ever.

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Jimin’s got a knack for pickpocketing and doesn’t let the opportunity go to waste whenever he gets the chance. He’s taken wallets, keys, phones, watches; you name it, Jimin has stolen it. Hell, he’s taken the keys to his handcuffs off of an officer and managed to walk out of the police station. Of course, he’d found Jungkook sitting in front of the curb with the engine running and a disbelieving grin as he slid into the passenger seat.

“Y’know, when I said that I’d like to see you try to get out of handcuffs, this isn’t the context I was imagining.”

“Don’t act like you aren’t impressed.” Jimin would roll his eyes and huff at Jungkook, leaning over to kiss him before buckling his seatbelt.

“And maybe I don’t wanna get out of your handcuffs.” He’d bite his lip and look at Jungkook through hooded eyes, the corner of his lips lifting into a smirk when he’d hear the low growl in his throat.

They’d hear an angry shout from inside the station and Jimin would grin at Jungkook with too much pride for someone who’d gotten arrested for cursing at an officer and blowing smoke in his face before jumping on top of the police car and cracking the lights.

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They’d been loitering outside the local old-school diner after grabbing a milkshake and smoking a blunt when the cop car pulled into the parking lot. Jimin only pulled Jungkook tighter against him and let him finish marking his neck as he whispered into his ear.

“Looks like the party’s here, baby.” He’d murmured gently, biting his lip to keep himself quiet as he watched the officers out of the corner of his eye.

When they finally did approach them, Jimin had been his normal, snarky self and they hadn’t taken kindly to it.  

“What’s your problem, kid? Why do you always have something stuck up your ass?” The officer had asked aggravatedly, already irritated with having to deal with him.

“You see, I don’t though.  If I had something up my ass, I’d be in a much better mood.” Jimin had pushed off the wall and smiled smugly before gasping dramatically.

“You should shove that baton up your ass and maybe, just maybe, you won’t be such a prick.” He had taunted the officer, knowing that he’d gotten under his skin when the muscle in his jaw twitched.

“You’re pushing it, Park. I have no problem arresting delinquents like you.”

Jimin had blown a mouthful of smoke into the officer’s face and simply said “fuck you” before stepping onto the hood of the police car and stomping the lights on top. He’d been shoved against the side of the car roughly enough that the officer’s partner had to pull his taser to keep Jungkook at bay while he’d been cuffed.

“Always got something to say. You just can’t keep your mouth shut, can you?”

“Gotta satisfy my man somehow.” Jimin retorted with a shit-eating grin and a shrug.

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Jungkook raised an eyebrow at Jimin as he watched the Chief storm out the front doors and glare at them. Jimin reached into his pocket and pulled out the handcuff keys, shaking them pointedly before tossing them to the Chief with a grin.

“What did you expect, Chief? I’m a delinquent.” He winked at the rookie standing in the doorway before the engine revved and Jungkook peeled out of the parking lot.

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me: [has an emotional breakdown]

everyone in my life: ✔️Read 10:15pm

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"I hate that I can't love you" jikook au, prologue pt.I

BEFORE WE BEGIN: So the prologue is writing, and I just want to say that english is not my native language and there might be a lot of stupid mistakes, please ignore them jdjddkkdksjs anyway, hope you enjoy uwu

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It all started in 10th grade.

They met in the begging of sophomore year, trough Jimin's best friend, Jung Hoseok.

Hoseok was on the dancing team of the school with this quite boy called Jeon Jungkook and Hoseok, being good friends with both of them, decided to meet the two boys.

They instantly clicked, even though Kook was a bit shy in the begging, he got comfortable with Jimin really fast, faster than the usual, since he wasn’t really good at socializing. 

They would always sit together at lunch, making stupid jokes and sharing their food with each other, and after that they started hanging out outside of school, often gathering up in Jungkook's huge house to play video games or pretend they're doing their homework.

Sometimes the two boys would meet each other without inviting Hoseok with them, using excuses like "he sucks at overwatch, he wouldn't mind" or "he must be tired after all the working out he's been doing", just because they didn't want to admit they wanted to spend time alone.

"Kookie, you always let me win, i want to try for real this time" Jimin would whine.

"But you always get mad when i kick your ass, or worse- sad, and i don't like that!"

From time to time, Jimin would also help Kook with his studies, since the other boy struggled with subjects like math and physics. He would help him prepare for a test or do his homework and the other would be always beyond grateful, rewarding his friend with watching his favorite dramas with him (and may or may not cuddle him). 

Summer vacation rolled by and Jungkook went to visit his father, since at the time he was working in Japan, leaving Hoseok and Jimim to die from heat and boredom in Busan. They would text and video call from time to time, but that was it, a hole summer spend without Kook. 

And than junior year came, and oh boy, did Jungkook change.

When he came home (a week after school begun, since his dad has some important business for him) and finally came to school, Jimin was left speechless.

Jungkook was always fit, he had some muscles and all that jazz, he was a hard working dance machine after all. But through those long two months, he had gotten a few inches taller, and had became, as Jimin liked to call it, a walking sex god.

He got ripped, muscles popping the buttons of his shirt and helping Jimin discover his strength kink, as one time he caught himself fantasizing about those strong arms and quickly scolded himself since, that was his babybunny Jungkookie after all! Yes, he started doubting whether he is actually straight, but he wasn't going to go all gay on his best friend! 

‘‘I just started working out a lot in my free time, I didn’t have anything better to do!’‘ he explains when he sees his friends surprised expressions. 

Jimin couldn't really help his thirst, so he gave up after some time and allowed himself to at least dream about that perfect body and that bunny smile.

Min would find out soon that not only he thinks Jungkook became smoking hot, but also half their school was drooling over the boy. He couldn't really blame them, since he was one of them.

Jungkook would still act the same with the other boy though, shooting a compliment or two about Jimin's freshly dyed hair ("Blonde really suits you, Min, you look great!") or his new found makeup skills ("Your eyes look so pretty with that eyeliner-thingy on!"), or at least that's what Jimin thought.

In his head, the bunny boy would scream in agony since he didn't knew when his small, chubby friend had became so alluring and so fucking attractive it was giving him a hard time just looking at his new hair color and caked with makeup face, pun intended.

They would still hang out in Kook's house, just like before, but the sexual tension between them and the thoughts of it being one-sided ("He's not even gay, what am I thinking!") didn't really help their communication.

Untill..

Untill that one night.

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I just… need to say that… I love Park Jimin so much 🤧💗

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"I hate that I can't love you" jikook au

Jimin and Jungkook are friends with benefits long enough for them to fall madly in love with each other and for Jungkook, it takes long enough to do something about it. When highschool graduation comes upon them, he finally comes to terms with his feelings, confessing them to his lover.

Jimin's life can't get any better, right? Well, it sure gets worse just the same day he planned to ask Jungkook to be his boyfriend..

PROLOGUE pt.I

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WHY IS HE LIKE THIS OMG

kim seokjin at his finest

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he is back

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Please don’t appropriate uwu culture if you can’t even “h-hewwo…? is anybody thewe? I’m…scawwed…OwO” properly, it’s really insensitive and we’re already experiencing enough intolerance and oppression as it is

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Merry Christmas, ya filthy Kpop stans

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I think next thursday is gonna be the best day of my entire life tbh

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please read this