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do you know tarot daddy’s new account?

No, I didn't know they switched

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Ignore my mini rant if u need good vibes

I need the adrenaline and anger out before the horny starts. I'm loading a bowl to help with that rn but

Customer service for real has people witnessing the stupidity of humanity in real time. I'm drinking to forget the shitty shift I just had.... 😤🥲 old people piss me off so much. You've been here the whole time, you could've changed with everything else u bigot pos.

Entitled bigot ass people piss me off.

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Happy yule! You should cockwarm and tease another hour while you smoke.

5 and 5 for the ask game plzz -🙈

Thank you! Happy holiday to you as well monkey! I took a giant hit for you I started to wait to use my toy till after I post this but I got too excited mid writing so warming while writing.

1 hr into writing and cockwarming still haven't cum all day. Not going to till I post this.

5. Have you ever been rimmed or ate someone else's ass?

Yes, I think rimming is great in general but especially for prep especially with people who don't do anal often or haven't ever before. The surprise at how it feels is priceless.

5. Would you rather dress up in costumes and attend a haunted masquerade ball or have a private costume party in a secluded a forest.

100% private costume party in the forest. Can you imagine a kink costume party in the woods? The rule is your kink supplies has to go with your costume.

Sitting around the fire with everyone in costume. Not everyone knows each other, but some couples are here to swing, others are friends of the host. The forest is on their property so not risk of unwanted exposure. Our host, dressed as an elf, has enchanted all of our drinks with androphrosiac. The kitten crawling around while everyone has drinks rubbing against their legs with their tail in the air. People start to mingle as the drinks relax everyone.

Within the hour the princess only left in her crown, corset, and skirt sits on a throne of pillows laid out on a sleeping bag by the fire with a dragon between her legs, roughly trying to mount her, and her knight atop the dragon with a hand around its throat and a dagger at its chest as he guides its cock gently inside her. The scales and leather armor shine in the firelight as the dragons roar bounces off the tree as it finally enters its prize.

A werewolf with their knot out next to them. His target, a poor little bunny, is already on their knees, mouth full and gripped by the ears as their throat is fucked. A drunk satyr is behind them, pulling their tail as they try to breed them, while the shepherd tries to bring the stayr back to the herd roping the horns.

However, the little herd had already captured the poor farmer's cow by his truck. The farmer was initially unhappy over stolen property, but after seeing how much more milk was being produced as the herd took turns, they were pleased and hooked the collector and sat in front to observe and swap out the container as it filled. When the shepherd returns with the wandering satyr, they thank the farmer for keeping the herd busy.

After releasing the wanderer to join their herd with their new toy cow, the shepard turns to the farmer, who ropes them in and ties them to the post to which the herd is intended to be tied. The farmer is promised a turn once the herd had enough of the cow. Once the cow is dry of milk and stuffed to the brim with satyr seed the shepard directs them to the farmer stripped and prepped to the post. One by one the 3 satyrs take their fill with farmers holes. The shepard tends to the farmer's cow cleaning them up and laying them down in the bed of the truck to rest.

The ghost is suspended from a tree branch, their sheet pulled up around their hips for everyone to play with as they moan in the wind, while the hiatorian educates the group on the embarrassing sex stories of the mummy tied to the trunk. A zombie pushed to the forest floor in front of the display gagged so they don't infect anyone with their bite as the necromancer presents the zombie to the mummy. The mummy desperately trying to reach the zombie the group laughing as they fail.

The professor and nurse are seated next to the historian. Teasing them for getting so riled up about their promiscuous mummy. When questioned about their field, the professor turns to the nurse and winks, revealing that they study anatomy and human physiology. The nurse offers themselves for a quick study. Taking the nurses gloves, removing their clothing and standing in front of the fire, the professor runs their hands down every part of their body, explaining what they are, the differences between them, and simultaneously applying pressure to erogenous zones to demonstrate how turned on the nurse is to everyone.

By now, the zookeeper has snatched up the kitten and pulled it into their lap. The keeper bends the kitten over to prepare them for the leopard in rut that they have brought into the cage next to them. The large cat grinds their cock against the cage bars while their caretaker opens the for it. The caretaker scoots closer to the cage, bringing the kittens' holes closer so the leopard may lick them through the bars. The kitten mewls trying to crawl away from the pleasure. The zookeeper brings out the leopard paralytic, holds the kitten by the collar, and administers a little dose. Only one short burst was enough for the kitty to go lax, the keepers kneels the kitten over the log in front of the cage and releases the leopard. The big cat is on the kitten as soon as it's free.

When the magician stands and ask for a volunteer for a trick the elf host raises their hand. They ask the host to stand in front of them. With a wave of their cape around the elf, they are bound around the hips with cuffs attached around the chain and a vibe wand in front of them. Escape the magician tells our elf host setting a ten minute timer. But no matter how much squirming they do the cuffs never lose the chain around their hips keeps them from being able to move their hands far enough away to get the vibe off of them. By the time the timer goes off our host is on the ground crying out as they cum for third time unable to escape the magic.

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Your big cat should be a 🐆 leopard - 🪐 for my anon tag please

Hi welcome Saturn! Thank you for filling the big cat slot leopard it is.

Here are some man tits for you

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Messaging people for the first time is so hard. What am I supposed to say? Like, "You seem really odd and your blog intrigues me. Do you want to have philosophical conversations or perhaps talk about fictional characters?" What! Whatever. I will just follow you back and stare at your blog with my big beautiful brown eyes.

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A knight -🦊

I can not send anon dms so here is one for the blog thank you for the costume rec!

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Can't it be both

reblog if you're excited for the holidays, or if you want hot t4t sex right now

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Okay I'm almost done with this writing prompt I'm trying not have all basic costumes in there so

First person to send me their favorite big cat and/or 3 non basic costumes I will send a titty pic if I get send 1 big cat and 1 costume per ask I will give some man tits each.

And the blog will get me in the lingerie I've been teasing myself in for hours and the toy I'm in.

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Looking for new toy recommendations

Leave a comment with your favorite toy in your collection or one you want.

I really want a new strap that has the faux cum attachments.

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Last time for game this year it'll be changed starting January. Send the ask game or questions you want added to the new ask game for new years.

Spicy 50 Questions Ask Game

18 plus Minors Dni

Have you ever?

Have you ever made out with someone without groping long enough to get hard/wet?

Have you ever felt your heartbeat between your thighs during foreplay?

Have you ever cuddle fucked during a movie?

Have you ever touched yourself in front of someone else?

Have you ever been rimmed or ate someone else's ass?

Have you ever given/received oral?

Have you ever came in your clothes?

Have you ever sat on someone's face?

Have you ever had a gspot / prostate orgasm?

Have you ever grinded against someone's thigh?

Have you ever bent over someone's lap to be fingered or fingered someone bent over your lap?

Have you ever had sex/masturbated in front of the mirror?

Have you ever had sex/masturbated in a car?

Have you ever had sex/masturbated in public?

Have you ever been tied up?

Have you ever grinded against a pillow or bed to cum?

Have you ever been choked while cumming?

Have you ever cum more than 5 times in a row?

Have you ever been tied to or tied yourself to a fucking machine or toy?

Have you ever switched roles in the same day or session?

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Would you rather + writing prompt

(Answer the number with your choice by writing a short spicy story to the prompt )

Would you rather be cursed to turn into a werewolf every full moon or be haunted by vengeful ghost until you fulfill its unresolved wishes?

Would you rather explore a abandoned building or get lost in a forest at who you will take with you

Would you rather be trapped in a haunted amusement park at midnight or explore a ghost ship in the middle of a storm?

Would you rather share a passionate kiss exploring in an anceint tomb or in a secluded cabin lost far from hiking trail halfway up the oldest mountain in the area?

Would you rather dress up in costumes and attend a haunted masquerade ball or have a private costume party in a secluded a forest.

Would you rather have a moonlit picnic in a cemetery or midnight swim in the haunted manor pool?

Would you rather be tied to a tree as art in the garden for evening tea or passed around with ghost stories around the campfire?

Would you rather explore an ancient library handcuffed together or sneak into abandoned carnival handcuffed together after dark?

Would you rather cockwarm while watching a full movie marathon for jumpscares or comedy marathon for laughs?

Would you rather have the ability to control people's dreams or manipulate shadows around you?

Would you rather be fucked in the shower for a quick one so guests don't hear or fucked on the counter in the middle of the night attempting a snack run?

Would you rather stay plugged for a movie marathon you can not cum until the end of the movies or a running marathon but can cum as soon as you finish the marathon?

Would you rather be cock warmed for as long as it takes them to finish 5 chapters of their favorite book or 5 levels of their favorite game?

Would you rather have slow morning sex that turns into all day lust fest or rough late night fucking that doesn't stop until sun rise?

Would you rather save a _____ and ride a rider or save the rider and ride the _____.(asker fills in blank)

Would you rather share a blunt and give/get head or drink and grind on someone?

Would you rather be in doggy position with a shape shifter or a missionary with a demon possessed priest?

Would you rather be on display in the living room for a party or open to eat on the dining table for a d&d campaign?

Would you rather be someone's gift for the winter holidays or have someone be a gift for you for the holidays?

Would you rather have sex out in the snow or by the fire?

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I started this for Samhain/Halloween so sorry lol thought I'd finish for winter

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I've been pumping and teasing myself for hours while I smoke. My tdick is so hard and my bottoms and towel are soaked. I wish I had someone to pump for me while I take hits.

Should I go another hour and cockwarm or start the overstim and wait a a few times to fill up?

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local transgender in agony after realizing every time he sleeps with a woman it's technically straight

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Yule weed got me like a slut like this rn

all weed is slutweed if you’ve got a pretty boy sitting in your lap, pink tongue resting on his bottom lip while his eyelids get heavy and he keeps whining that he just can’t hit it as smooth as you can, so you just keep shotgunning it into his sweet mouth until he’s crying bc your teeth are sunk into his neck to keep him in place while you grind your cock against his cunt

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Ughh, LOTR marathon and anal, when?

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Penetration is a gender-neutral act. Topping is gender-neutral. Bottoming is gender-neutral. You are not more or less of a man or a woman depending on how you fuck. You are not “fake trans” for having sex a certain way. You are not any less masculine for bottoming or any less feminine for topping.

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It is Yule happy solstice to anyone else who celebrates! Happy holidays to those who celebrate different.

I have cleansed the house spiritually and physically, presents have been dropped off, I have yule log cake in the oven and smokes and drinks are out and I'm home the rest of the day. Let's have some fun :)

Is there any winter shows or movies I should play a drinking game with?

Also considered an overtsim or edging game what do you guys think?

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HAPPY YULE!!!! Blessed be everyone and enjoy your holidays!