29 - Germany - artist - she/her - Aquarius - February 1st
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Lil animation of my Werewolfsona for this year's art fight : D My name there is PixaPoxa if you wanna attack me ā„
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this is the most tumblrified man to have ever existed
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*sighs* i guess i will simply not listen to rammstein anymore
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In spirit of Eurovision please watch "Allemagne Zero Points"
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CHA-CHACHA-CH-CHA-CHA-CHA! š«š®ā¤ļøāš„š
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microwave mimic that just eats the food instead of cooking it
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Oh yes itās also fun when youāre in a constant mood of āI HAVE to be productive somehow. Since Iām out of school my free time is running away from me, I have to use it good!!ā
yall with adhd or autism or such ever just getā¦. bored. like so Painfully bored. like its notĀ āoh hehe i was so bored and i made thisā to flex orĀ āoh im so bored bc i have nothing to doā but like aĀ āi am physically incapable of ending this horrible understimulation with any activity i might attemptā and its genuinely fucking painful
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this tweet hasn't left my mind once in the two years since it's been posted
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ADHD in the era of the personal brand is wild.
You get into a thing and hyperfocus harder than anyone ever has hyperfocused. Dozens, hundreds of posts across multiple platforms. You discover things no one knows, you create many new things, you intangibly weave your very digital soul into the threads of this niche thingās fabric. You are now known as āThe Thing GuyāĀ on several websites (despite not being a guy). People screenshot it and crosspost it to other websites, and the comments are likeĀ āOH ITāS THE THING GUY AGAIN!ā
three weeks later, you drop it like a stone. You still want to do it, but you have no more motivation, and you canāt force yourself to touch it again. Your brain just goesĀ ābored nowā and moves on.Ā
Mere months later someone goesĀ āhey, arenāt you The Thing Guy?ā. You are suddenly smoking a cigarette. You take a deep drag.Ā āUsed to be, long agoā¦ back in Marchā. They look at the calendar. Itās halfway through May.Ā
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nothing will make you think "i have got to get weirder" more than finally feeling comfortable enough around other people to admit to interests of yours that you think make you a freak and a weirdo only to realize with a combination of embarrassment and relief that you're like a normie to them
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Eurovision 2023: the show of unfairness and the triumph of peopleās hearts
My god, this year left me exhausted.
Itās 1:30 am, the Eurovision Grand Final just ended and I am starting to write this post now, because I need some time to calm myself before going to bed. And maybe putting down some thoughts about this year will help me find some peace - at least for a couple hours.
This year has not been what was supposed to be, starting from the show and ending with the winner.
But letās start from the beginning.
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Ukraine: robbed of their own show
We all know Ukraine couldnāt host Eurovision in their country because of the war, so they asked the UK to do that.
And the UK tried to be a good host. They reminded us of the reason why Ukraine couldnāt do it, they tried to call Ukrainian artists and makeĀ the showĀ about themā¦ only to systematically forget it two minutes later and start actingĀ as if they won and this was their show.
I hope now you understand why last year I said to not give them power over anything. The UK has a tiny little problem calledĀ āmassive egoā and if you give them a little crumb, they will immediately scarf the whole cake down.
This year shouldāve been 70% Ukraine themed and 30% UK themed. What we had instead was the other way around: the UK gave us a tiny little interval show in the semifinals about Ukraine, then a massive show all about the UK.
The Gran Final has been the icing on this disgusting cake. It started with a bang, featuring all of our favourite Ukrainian artists in the span of five minutes: Tina Karol (I had no idea she was Ukrainian, what a nice surprise!), goddess Verka, my beloved Go_A with The Only Queen That Matters, aka Kateryna Pavlenko. And, of course, our favourite winners: the Kalush Orchestra. Man Carpet is still an icon and I still wonder what the singer sees behind that pink hat, but I donāt care. Itās perfect, itās great, I want this but 200x more. I want them to steal the show, I want them in all interval acts. But no worries, Iām sure they will definitely appear more during the final. I mean, thereās no way the UK called them just to appear for 20 seconds, right? Right?
Oh sorry, my bad. I forgot this isnāt Ukraineās show, this is UKās show. We should definitely have Sam Ryder in the interval act and we should definitely make it all about English songs. I mean, itās not like there are four of the most beloved Ukrainian artists in Liverpool. Letās make it all a huge masturbation session of the UK instead.
I apologize if my metaphor offended someone, but this is what I felt while watching the UK celebrating itself. Likeā¦ canāt you do this in a private room? Do I really have to watch it? This is just one step below Portugalās show, which showed a massive ego as well and tortured meĀ for three nights straight, by repeating how cool they were and how nice they were and how I wouldāve done a great choice visiting them.
But even if that was torture, at least Portugal was the winner of the previous year, not a host masturbating over the fact they are allowed to host a show they didnāt win.
The only choice I fully approve of in this show is the postcards idea: that was very elegant and respectful and I want to thank the person who thought about it. The cards show Ukraineās beautiful places, UKās beautiful places and every countryās beautiful places. Itās all beautiful and itās a great way to both honor Ukraine and emphasize UKās hosting role, since it looks almost like the UK acts as a āconnectionā between Ukraine and every other country.
Unfortunately for us, this is the last proof of elegance we will see for the rest of the show.
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#this sums it up perfectly#thanks for taking your time and writing all our thoughts out for us#eurovision#I want the jury to end#we don't need them
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